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brassmonkey 12-30-2008 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 15259553)
"If your this small you cant get on the ride!" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Porno Dan 12-30-2008 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 15260594)
What day are you getting to town? First day of AEE?
I am getting in town on the 7th.

We have to get there early as we have a booth at AEE.

br4sco 12-30-2008 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by c-lo (Post 15260409)
Or the inside of the bowl... :Oh crap

That is probably the best reason to be happy with a small cock.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i was thinking the same thing, that shit is gross :Oh crap

seeandsee 12-30-2008 06:12 AM
small cocks anonymous?

tranza 12-30-2008 06:24 AM
Hahaha...very funny!

BenBlingBucks 12-30-2008 06:33 AM
Good reasons... I guess. :p

You can add to your list:

13. You don't get dizzy or lightheaded every time you get a hard-on.

I hate having to feel that way every time... he he. ;)

Peace,
Ben

John-ACWM 12-30-2008 07:20 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Hilarious thread :thumbsup

gornyhuy 12-30-2008 07:26 AM
This thread just made me more sad about my baby dick. :(

LadyMischief 12-30-2008 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by johnuno11 (Post 15259235)
This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.
Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P

Porno Dan 12-30-2008 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15261553)
Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P

You just made me spit my food out of my mouth! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Donfoolio 12-30-2008 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15261553)
Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P
I don't know as well as a woman would. But from experience yes there are a lot of holland tunnel hole women out there that need a big one. But I don't know about ever having met a chick that couldn't accommodate big. I'm talking even petite 5 foot girls with waists you could almost fit 2 hands around and that you could pick up using just one arm. They sure look like it won't fit but it does. My theory has always been if a baby that weighs 5 to 12 pounds can fit up there then I should be able to. I am not presuming to down anything you said, as a woman maybe you yourself are that tight I don't know. But I am just saying I never met a girl that could not fit a lot. And met MANY that had room to spare... :winkwink:

firecracker 12-30-2008 03:15 PM
http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Smalle...s-Contest.html HOWARD STERN show... :thumbsup
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LadyMischief 12-30-2008 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 15262568)
You just made me spit my food out of my mouth! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Seriously lol all our years in the lifestyle I've almost always found this to be the case. :)

LadyMischief 12-30-2008 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Donfoolio (Post 15262675)
I don't know as well as a woman would. But from experience yes there are a lot of holland tunnel hole women out there that need a big one. But I don't know about ever having met a chick that couldn't accommodate big. I'm talking even petite 5 foot girls with waists you could almost fit 2 hands around and that you could pick up using just one arm. They sure look like it won't fit but it does. My theory has always been if a baby that weighs 5 to 12 pounds can fit up there then I should be able to. I am not presuming to down anything you said, as a woman maybe you yourself are that tight I don't know. But I am just saying I never met a girl that could not fit a lot. And met MANY that had room to spare... :winkwink:
I guess you haven't been blessed to find the tighties in the world lol. Hopefully someday you will! :)

jact 12-30-2008 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Donfoolio (Post 15262675)
I don't know as well as a woman would. But from experience yes there are a lot of holland tunnel hole women out there that need a big one. But I don't know about ever having met a chick that couldn't accommodate big. I'm talking even petite 5 foot girls with waists you could almost fit 2 hands around and that you could pick up using just one arm. They sure look like it won't fit but it does. My theory has always been if a baby that weighs 5 to 12 pounds can fit up there then I should be able to. I am not presuming to down anything you said, as a woman maybe you yourself are that tight I don't know. But I am just saying I never met a girl that could not fit a lot. And met MANY that had room to spare... :winkwink:
She's mutantly tight, stick a couple fingers in and you're gunna have some sore fingers. Anyone got a shoehorn? :thumbsup

Jman 12-30-2008 04:34 PM
That's awesome ;-)

mineistaken 12-30-2008 04:47 PM
someone should post reasons to have a big dick :D

Violetta 12-30-2008 04:55 PM
haha... those are bad!

Rui 12-30-2008 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15261553)
Let's jsut say not all girls are built to accomodate big, and in all honesty the girls who say they only love big cocks... well it's because they won't feel average :P
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

skrinkladoo 12-30-2008 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 15259090)
1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

2. It?s easy for girls to deep throat you

3. You can get hard right after you cum because it doesn?t take as much blood to get hard again

4. Never having to hear, ?Keep that thing away from me!?

5. It?s so non-threatening that every girl wants to touch it

6. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com

7. Girls ask me to see it

8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

9. It doesn?t get caught in your zipper when zip your jeans up real fast

10. Because it?s mine

- Powerful! Moving! 2 small cocks up!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-30-2008 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by jact (Post 15263081)
She's mutantly tight, stick a couple fingers in and you're gunna have some sore fingers. Anyone got a shoehorn? :thumbsup
http://www.doubleviking.com/dv_image...y-shoehorn.jpg

ADG

CaptainHowdy 12-30-2008 08:19 PM
Now I wish I had a small cock...

Penny Flame 12-30-2008 09:19 PM
i love this thread

Donfoolio 12-30-2008 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jact (Post 15263081)
She's mutantly tight, stick a couple fingers in and you're gunna have some sore fingers. Anyone got a shoehorn? :thumbsup
Nice stuff man! And thank you, I have renewed faith in finding something tighter than a tube sock out there someday! Bless the both of you :thumbsup

Porno Dan 12-31-2008 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 15264083)
i love this thread
And I love you!


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