3 pages? 3 pages about taking a piss? LMFAO. I had no idea this was such a hot topic.

only when i poop!

Morning wood? Just piss in the sink ;)

What the fuck

http://chad-king.com/images/sit-pee.jpg

Saw this and immediately thought of this thread... :)

Do you also stand up to launch your chocolate shit rockets down the pan of doom?

wasent it also you who made a topic about you were looking at other guys cocks when taking a piss?

How about you come out of the closet fagboy? you can run around will all you guns and talk smack, but when the light goes out, you sit there and fantasies about dicks and how the rest of us urinate?

I just came from sitting down to pee, AGAIN!

It is!!!! Women won't say it, but it's something we secretely ALL wonder! :1orglaugh I still remember the first time I saw my BF sitting to take a piss in the middle of the night! Now if only us women could learn to pee stading up without making a bloody mess!

i like to take bubble baths, and just piss in it. I get compliments on my cologne. J/K ... unless shitting - Im standing.

Brilliant topic!

a ha ha ha, that made me laugh. props for the wit and the memory.

Didn't you also make a thread about breaking your cock? I figured you had to sit down to piss now because your dick had a 90' angle and it was impossible to shoot straight standing up.

Plus I don't want to chance sitting on someones piss that decided it wasn't needed to put the seat up.

Seriously, who the fuck sits down to take a piss? wtf..

You should have made a poll out of this thread so we could see some real numbers.

I've got about 8 guys working in my office and a good number of them stand to pee. The only way I know this is is from the sound of torrential waterfall coming from the bathroom. Personally I'd rather not have to hear this. I'm a little peeved with the constant back splatter stains on the nearby walls and magazine rack too. Is it too much to take a seat so you don't make a fuckin mess?

At home at night sure but never in a public restroom lol

When I'm at home I sit. That's my fucking toilet, I paid for it, I'm damn well going to sit on it every chance I get. What can I say, I like sitting. It's cleaner for one thing but it's also more relaxing. I get my morning mail and I have a good sit, and read, the sun shining through the blinds, the sound of tunes playing on the kitchen stereo can be heard, ahhh-- heaven. If I don't shit and only pee so what? If some insecure wimps or uptight bitches think it's gay then so be it, I can live with their opinion. At least the woman who enters the bathroom after me knows she'll always find a warm seat, not a wet one.

Cheers.

This is true. But not why I sit. Fortunetly, the curve is only prevalent when I have an erection, not when I pee (unless it's morning wood, then do not stand to my left)

Doctors are still trying to fix the fucker. But it functions fine and only has a slight curve so I'm not even thinking of surgery.

so many closet freaks here

When drunk, in dark, and occasionally for fun. Normally I piss on a tree outside though, it makes me feel more like a man. But occasionally I like to feel a little feminine *blush