Stereotype us Canadians
 

From the Stuff we wear to the shit we say.. trying to find the point of view from americans mostly :) Labret and others, here is your chance to include it all in one thread

Eh?
FurCoats?

stuff like this, curious what you guys come up with

What are you talking aboot?

Your navy is full of Gay Sailors.

I like beavers.

your army is full of trigger happy fags.

We have gay sailors? Did'nt you guy's have"THE VILLAGE PEOPLE"? He's a gay sailor. And not canadian.

what about how you think we dress etc?

All Canadians live in igloos.

Canada is where we sent all our idiots. Unfortunately, most of them got back in.

According to South Park, when Canadians talk, their heads completely seperate in two.

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http://www.mrgaycan.net/directory/am.../vancouver.htm

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and moose cock pops into his mind. "OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?" The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

Indoor plumbing is rare, sidewalks are gravel, everybody walks to the post office to pick up the mail, everyone (men and women) wears those black and red Lumberjack shirts, they eat maple syrup mixed with snow and they hoard Canadian tire money.


shemp

The Village People are/were GAY? I thought they were just very festive! :eek2

he stole mine :( ...and you bitches hunt moose! just moose runnin everywhere!

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igloo's??? moose???

Man, if you're gonna bash us, at least use the good dirt.

First of all, arent you aware that up here we are bound by law to not branch our family tree more than once per generation. I'm the eldest, so i get all the pussy i want, But my little bro is gonna be forced to inbreed, poor guy. And we dont have those Elections up here like you do, When we need a new Prime Minister instead of votting we just put all the candidates in a ring and release angry beavers, Last man standing runs the nation. And last but not least we do NOT say aboot or eh, its pronouced AeBoot and Eaa.

awwwwwwwwww he's a sweetheart :)
Nice pic labret.

Their actually very warm :)

Amen :thumbsup

:1orglaugh Nice

Mixing maple syrup with fresh snow is awesome.Ever tried it? Seriously try it...make sure the snow is not yellow :thumbsup

the only footwear canadians own are ice skates.

not true. everyone also has a set of snow shoes to go with the skates.

they even wear them to the beach.

one word..=Northern Exposure!

canada is where gay people come from.

canada has the highest concentration of zamboni drivers

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that is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny!

Anybody here old enough to remember National Lampoon magazine when it was good? There used to be a regular feature called 'Canadian Corner' - it was hilarious.

American comedy is ruled by Canucks. You won't find a TV show that doesn't have several Canucks on the writing staff.

Huge Canadian comedy heritage that grows stronger all the time.

canadians have the coolest cigarettes.....they have pics of ppl dyin on the front of the box, 25 smokes to a pack.

:1orglaugh cute

Canada rocks :thumbsup
Nothing more to say.If you haven't been here shut up :1orglaugh or get your lazy ass down here and then let me know what ya' think :)

This thread is extremly funny keep posting:thumbsup
:1orglaugh

i was there this summer.....actually had to go up....not down....
we almost got pulled over.....but his horse couldnt keep up.

Umm... isn't there only like 3 cities in Canada? Toronto, Vancuuuver and the other one.

ur soldiers make good targets for our bombers....

:helpme

AIDS started in canada!

thats cuz thats where gay people come from

Hot chicks that love americans, In the bar at 18, the worlds best weed, you double your dollar(almost)....you don't like this? Wierd.

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Manitoba mostly.

:winkwink:

I don't think so :1orglaugh
From what scientest say it started in africa. A man was bitten by a monkey. Correct me if I'm wrong...?

that monkey was butt reamed by a canadian with aids 1st

The AIDS comment hurt huh?

Yeah and now you have some dead gay sailors.

The only thing I dont like about canadiens when they try and gloat about how good they have it and stuff.

They dont have the same society situations as usa. If they did, their major cities would be shitholes just like usa.

Ive only been to ontario, and my impressions were the people are kind of backward. Like they are ten years behind usa. But some damn good fishing lakes.

Another thing that sucked is right on the border there was a paper mill plant. So right as you enter canada it smelled like shit.

thats a canadian air freshener. thats so visitors from new york and new jersey feel right at home.

That story always sounded better to me when he was fucking the monkey, not getting bitten by it.

Canada (well, Quebec) makes great poutine.

It's no secret I love to poke fun at Canadians. I'm very concerned that Canadians are secretly plotting world domination.

However, it's a little known secret that I once lived in Canada. My parents had a summer house outside of Montreal, and at one point I lived in Canada and enrolled in school there.

I honestly think that the Canadians have the best of both worlds. Canada is just like the US; They have the same rights we do in the US. However, Canadians seem to be nicer, drive better, and their cities are much cleaner.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm poutine!

any newfies in the house? LOL