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mmmm.... hunky guys....
the girls are good here too.... and we get to go to bars legally a lot earlier.... lol... if you think that gays came from Canada. Its the MARINES who teach men how to be gay!.... you should see the guys from Camp Pendleton..they are such total bottoms. before my time with the marines I thought all gays came from France. |
Well being in Canada I'll answer a few questions for ya.
1-Yes we do have hot summers up here 2-No I don't know that guy you met in some bar that said he lived in Canada 3-We don't all know how to fish 4-We all can't speak french 5-No Canadians cannot just drive to Toronto from anywhere 6-Yes our beer and cigarettes will give you a much faster buzz |
2 Things wrong with Canada:
BRYAN ADAMS and :BangBang: the FRENCH! |
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hosehead!
best movie dog ever :thumbsup |
Not much snow yet this year, so I made my igloo out of frozen beer.
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I have a video of "Talking to the Americans".....
My favorite segment was when B*sh was running, he was asked if he would talk to the Canadian Prime Minister "Tim Horton" if and when he won the election.... he responce was a resounding "YES"..... Another one was getting people reaction to the "horror story" that the Moose problem was getting so bad in Canada that Canadians resorted to pumeling the Moose with Tim Bits. 99.9% of Americans asked, thought that was VERY cruel... LMAO.... |
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If some one asks you if you know "Jim" in Regina, just say "Ya, He died eh" and walk away.... |
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Toronto was kinda cool, but the people hella stare you down and shit. It's like what the fuck you lookin at? It's just an extension of the U.S.
Vancouver - one word... OLD Missisauga or however you spell that shit... OLD Montreal was fucken off the hook. Beautiful women, great food and killer nightlife :thumbsup Never been to any other places there but I heard Cologna is pretty cool for skiing? |
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Did you see the one where they go to Mt. Rushmore and start asking people what they think about them adding a new face to the mountain? Jean Chretien? People were all like, "yeah, he was a good president, he deserves it..." :1orglaugh |
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new shirt. :Graucho |
I cant type and Stereo at the same time !:helpme
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That's mean to pick on him :( What would you say if he was your little guy? |
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If he was mine I'd buy him that shirt and make him wear it everywhere. :glugglug |
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