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Translate your dreams?
I've studied some Freud and believe I'm in a position to interpret your dreams for you. I can help you unlock the meaning to those seemingly 'random' dreams you have. Post what you dream about and I can translate them for you in plain english.
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I dream of a hallway.... dark, paint chipping off the brick walls, and narrow.... maybe 4 feet wide.... more of an alleyway I guess... and a large, several hundred pound hulking monster on all fours, skinned.... the muscle and tendons exposed.... with rows of fourteen inch razor teeth... salivating.... and staring straight at me with evil dark blood red eyes and malice..... waiting to leap..... yet I just stand there.... and it waits.... :glugglug
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Seriously I've been having these dreams since I was like 13 or so. I'm walking along the side of a cliff and all of a sudden jump or fall (don't remember which one).And I wake up just before I hit the ground.
wft is that all about? |
Amp, the hallway is symbolic of your entry into the world when you were in your mothers womb. The monster represents the world and you're a little timid about taking it on.
In your next dream you'll fight off the ugly beast. You'll have to find your way around the world but clearly you'll be ok.:1orglaugh Maybe I'll stick to running porn sites or do some actual research rather than provide dream advice:1orglaugh |
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I have had the same dream about killing /beating the shit out of a dwarf 5-6 times... and im a nice guy, dont know why i get this dreams
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im in the back of an orange pickup truck. i cant jump out and it is heading for a cliff....i pass a tree and under it is some old lady sitting in a rocking chair laughing and waving at me....the truck goes over the hill and i wake up when it hits bottom.
wtf does that mean? |
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The one recurring dream I have is very bizarre. It happens in different settings, but the recurring part is that I'm chewing gum (which I rarely do in real life). I spit out the gum, but there is always more left in my mouth. I get to the point where I am reaching into my mouth and pulling out wads of gum, but there is always more stuck in my back teeth (evidently, it grows).
Very bizarre. And very annoying. What's it mean? I've always wondered. |
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You have to note that all body parts aside from exceptional cases, are proportional. That is, these dwarfs have dwared penises and you have nothing to fear. Your mother has no interest in fucking dwarfs anyway. |
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I used to have this dream as a kid:
I'm in an old time corner shop. There is a penny gumball machine and next to it, a hole in the floor. I keep putting pennies in the machine and the gum and pennies keep falling in the hole. Eventually I get fed up and reach into the hole to retrieve my lost pennies/gumballs. I get down in the hole and suddenly I'm sitting on top of the door to my bedroom. The floor is a swamp with alligators and all I can think of is trying to get to my bed on the other side of the room. I think I sit there for a while and either leap for the bed or just sit there and give up. Then I'm standing on a hill. There are pebbles and sticks rolling down the hill passing by a log cabin with a flower garden in front. The sticks get bigger and bigger and eventually are huge logs that start by crushing the flower bed and eventually destroying the cabin. Inevitably after having this dream I'd wake up and be sick. Usually with the flu, vomiting, the squits, and a fever. Bizarre. In my adulthood I have had a recurring dream that I go looking for my first boyfriend and we meet up and end up getting back together. I think most people have that sort of dream though don't they, regardless of how happy they are in their lives as they are. |
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Remember that old neighbor you had? She was a widow. The one you used to make fun of behind her back and even on Halloween you and your buddies used to take more than your share of candy from her? Well, she's dead now and you're consumed in guilt. You left her no options. You were just a kid but you were stronger than her and you knew how feeble she was. Still, you abused her feelings. In your dreams you're left without options. Kinda like how she felt. |
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I think yours sounds worse with the teeth though. I'll stick with the gum. |
There is one recurring dream that I have had through the years. The place changes but I am always jumping high and I mean about 100 feet off the ground. I jump over things such as buildings, electric poles and trees. It is a good feeling when I jump too and I am never scared.
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it is very bizarre indeed.... but thankfully it only seems to come a few times a year any more.... |
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One of Freuds stages is the 'oral' stage, in which you learn to gratify yourself by putting things in your mouth. Every child goes through this. Something traumatic may have happend to you during this stage of development and you're likely suppressing it. For your sake, I will not speculate in public what I think might have happend. |
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Does that apply? Especially to the frequency that you are having the dream? Not so much any more, but more before? I really don't think that's what my gum thing is about though. |
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I was never abused as a child, in any way, if that's what you are getting at. |
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Now for the diagnosis. Your dream is very complex and needs to be sectioned into smaller pieces. The first part concerning the pennies and gumball machine indicates that you're simply afraid of being a popper, of being a failure, of being 'penniless'. Not only that, but you want MORE than what you put into things. For a penny you want a giant gumball when you know it going to be at least a quarter. But you reach in to get your greedy little fingers on the gum and this is when you're returned to your bedroom, sorta like being sent to your room after you've done something bad. Do you want me to continue? |
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You can continue if you would like. You're only reconfirming my belief that Freud had NO IDEA what he was on about. :)
The first dream could mean anything, including what you are evaluating it to mean. The point is that I haven't had it since I was about 12 and EVERY TIME after I had it, I got the flu. Really the flu. Home from school for 3 days, chucking up my guts, eating chicken soup...flu. I have to disagree that the second dream indicates a profound unhappiness in my relationship because I am genuinely the happiest I have ever been. I DID have this dream before I was happy, but I still have it now from time to time. I am completely content in my life as it is. I'm about to celebrate my 3rd anniversary with my husband and our first child is due in January. I could understand and agree if there was some aspect of my relationship with which I was unhappy, but genuinely, there isn't. I've also read some research that says that dreams about past love/sex relationships have more to do with uncertainty in other aspects of life rather than your current relationship - usually job or financial stress. Just adding fuel to the fire I suppose. I don't mean to contradict you, you've certainly done more reading and study than I have but I have always found Freud to be a load of crap.:2 cents: |
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Well, I'll be damned. Look what I just found (my dream):
http://www.lifetreks.com/lifetreks3/dream01_200005.asp And for AMP: http://www.dreammoods.com/commondreams/teeth.htm |
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I'll stop as I'm getting too deep now, and its nearly my bedtime. :glugglug |
I love the internet.
Here is my dream, EXACTLY, and a reasonable explanation: http://www.ozdreamtime.com.au/dream_of_mnth_kris2.htm |
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but according to that, they pretty much covered just about anything you wanna believe it is.... lol..... I guess I'm going through menopause. :Graucho |
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This is my recurring dream since I was about 7 years old.
I'm about 25 and Asian. I'm walking along with simple platform sandals on, a robe and I have a sword across my back. I walk for hours, calling a girl's name. The name is Nakomi. I'm deadly serious. |
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Maybe you should talk to this 20 year old chick - Can't hurt. Her ICQ is 9901921. |
I had a dream the other night that TooDamnFli was drivinga blue ford festiva. He was driving all over cemetaries, and crashing thru furneral services.
Now this is where it gets wierd. While he was driving, he was also looking up words in the dictionary. |
I've never understood why people give any creedence to Freud. He had an obviously neurotic obsession with attempting to explain every pathology in existence with obtuse theories of childhood sexuality. Freud practiced the absolute opposite of good science.. he came to a conclusion and then played procrustes with the data until it fit what he wanted to believe.
C. G. Jung had a much better ideas about dreams. He theorized that most dreams are compensatory mechanisms which serve to rebalance the psyche. In compensatory, balance-restoring dreams, a person who has been humiliated by someone he admires may dream that he is praised or befriended by one of his heroes... perhaps a movie star or athlete; and the dream will help to restore his self-esteem. Likewise, if on some occasion a person has been overly smug about himself, he may dream that one of his heroes snubs him; and the dream will have a disquieting, sobering effect. Compensatory dreams serve to moderate the extremes of our ego's pride or debasement. Dreams which are repetitive in nature are usually trying to call the dreamers attention to some psychological problem which he or she needs to resolve. Not necessarily a major psychological illness, but if you are having repetitive dreams, especially if they are negative in nature, you can be sure that there is something at least slightly out of whack. |
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I mentioned your recurring dreams in an email I wrote her last night. She usually doesn't respond this quickly, but I got a reply this morning. This is what she had to say: Quote:
Shes an interesting woman :) |
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A couple of things: 1. I'm a guy :) 2. I truly, truly don't believe I have something that I need to reveal but am ashamed to. The only thing I can think of that might apply is that not everyone in my life knows that I work in the adult industry (which I am not ashamed of, btw), BUT, I've had this gum dream for years... far longer than I've worked in this biz... Still cool to read all these different interpretations... |
Hey Bobo
want to do a site with me at dreammeanings.com ? :) |
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sorry about the sex confusion too! lol |
dream that when sponsor say it converts 1:68 it really is true
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Try lucid dreaming...
http://www.lucidity.com/ |
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