Jens Van Assterdam.......I'M CUMMING!!!!!!! (to yo city!!!!)
 

Jens, my sweet, the countdown has begun. In a mere 3 days, or 72 hours, or 4,320 minutes, I will be cumming all over your city. To find you. My future x-husband.

Just wanted to give you the heads up, before we both gave our head up.

To those of you who aren't attending the Amsterdam convention, I have one thing to say....

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/IMG_0408.jpg

I'll be there, and probably meeting you as I will be with Jens most of the time

post some nude photos, bitch

YES!!!!!! do I smell a threesome?

gimme someplace to upload em where I don't get in trouble!

Bitch!

email em to me: [email protected]

i'll host em and post :thumbsup

Can't wait to see the pics!!

If you insist :thumbsup

When you meet him, be sure take pics of him and the basement he lives in at his moms house.

Lucky boys.

Google, mate!

bwahahahahahhahahahhahha

Are you and Franck going to at least meet for coffee?

Don't forget your strap on Penny!

I'll be there -




<<<---I think it's time for you to meet the hand:pimp





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if by coffee you mean marijuana and sex, then.....yes. the answer is yes.

Davey, I just sent you some pix, one of me and my titties, and then another of me and my titties about to ride some dick. thanks for hosting my whoredom!!!

I love hands. I just did an expert guide to handjobs actually, so our meeting should be eventful.

Sometimes, when I masturbate, I sit on my hand till it goes numb, and call it a stranger.

I love strangers....

Hey hun, ill be back in Amsterdam on sunday this week. Where are you staying? Radisson?

RUH ROH!

http://www.nudeteenmodels.com/penny1.jpg

http://www.nudeteenmodels.com/penny2.jpg

where can i get a copy of that gurl?? i need that training and not afraid to say it. i'm all about self improvement :thumbsup

It releases today actually, through Vivid-Ed.....You can probably buy it directly through Vivid or one of their sellers, perhaps gamelink, or another distributor...

Its for both men and women, and is light hearted and a ton of fun to watch, not to mention sexy and sensual.

There is also a fantastic bobble head Penny Flame that helps to guide you through each segment.

Let me know what you think, and if it helps in anyway....

hot pics penny

at the Pulitzer actually, what should we do first?

here is a list of things I'd like to do.

1. smoke a fat spliff with hash
2. smoke a fat joint with hash
3. eat chocolate covered waffles.
4. drink absinthe
5. sex sex sex
6. smoke another joint with hash.
7. nap
8. ???

(that's as far out as I can think)

spank you berry nuts :)

We're attending.....:pimp

To those of you who aren't attending the Amsterdam convention, I have one thing to say....

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!
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yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh maria!!!!!!


Wanna go whore shopping in the redlight district with me? I figure guys can't be the only ones to have all the fun. :)

OKay those pics were kinda hot...

The schedule coudn´t look any better :thumbsup
May you could proof your handjob skills between each point of your schedule but we´ll work that out.
Drop me an email with your cellphone # and ill give you a shout as soon as i am back in AMS :winkwink:

[email protected]

Well, actually ..... this is Marcus ( the boyfriend.... ) speaking here, but I wanna bet you my girl will join you in your Red Light district quest.... After all, she does love porn....

Damn!! Nice pic there Penny! I'll see you over there!! We might even smoke one together if you're nice!:pimp

Brainpat, I have a feeling I'll be nicer than I've ever been!!!! thanks to the hospitable circumstances!!!

And Marcus, thank you, I will definitely be stealing your wife for a little run through every whoremongers fantasy!!!

sweeeeeeeeeet! Vivid is a client, maybe they will hook a sista up :thumbsup
dayuuuum, now all i need is someone to practice on. forgot i don't have that covered either :Oh crap

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Jens, I keep trying to email you and it says I've failed miserably at my attempt. Fucking bullshit. lemme try to icq u....

immortalpuss, I bet we can find a BUTTLOAD of guys to practice on. We can do it together. Tag teamin n shit yo

http://www.freeones.nl/html/p_links/Penny_Flame/

Enjoy!


PS, Penny how many kilos should I bring to Berlin?

Penny get your tongue nice and wet Jens loves rim jobs!

Oh Shit.... look out here comes Penny!!!

When are you coming down to Brazil, huh Penny?

she's sweeeet!!

no one told me that going to Amsterdam got you laid by penny flame!

OMG, a personal trainer, zactly what I need to reach peak performance!

Looking forward to see you in Amsterdam Penny..

and i'll see you for sure at our party on saturday.. have a save trip

You didnt ask...

thanks Ivo, I'm definitely down for a party!!!

And yes, going to Amsterdam will get you laid, either by me or one of the fine women in the RedLight District, who I will be happy to wheel and deal withcha with.


HERE I COME!!!!!!

Shame you're a gross whore.

True

http://www.hostones.com/temp/Roald/penny.jpg

you bringing her to berlin? i'm going to get me a helmet and pepper spray :1orglaugh

that's right! I will be fucking up Europe for over a month!!! It starts in Amsterdam, with Jens jens the assterdam man, and ends in Berlin, with my two favorite dutchies, Roald and Maurice.

And yes, I am a gross whore. About time you fucking noticed.

But you masturbate to me. So who is the grosser bigger whore?

(okay, still me bwahahahhaha)

as many as you can fit in my, yours, and maurice's luggage.

You ready for oktoberfest too my man? we are about to get FUCKED UP!!!