Jens Van Assterdam.......I'M CUMMING!!!!!!! (to yo city!!!!) - GoFuckYourself.com

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 08:39 AM

Jens, my sweet, the countdown has begun. In a mere 3 days, or 72 hours, or 4,320 minutes, I will be cumming all over your city. To find you. My future x-husband.

Just wanted to give you the heads up, before we both gave our head up.

To those of you who aren't attending the Amsterdam convention, I have one thing to say....

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!

k0nr4d · 09-18-2008, 08:42 AM

I'll be there, and probably meeting you as I will be with Jens most of the time

DarkJedi · 09-18-2008, 08:45 AM

post some nude photos, bitch

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I'll be there, and probably meeting you as I will be with Jens most of the time

YES!!!!!! do I smell a threesome?

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

post some nude photos, bitch

gimme someplace to upload em where I don't get in trouble!

Bitch!

DarkJedi · 09-18-2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame

gimme someplace to upload em where I don't get in trouble!

Bitch!

email em to me: [email protected]

i'll host em and post

Triple10Terry · 09-18-2008, 08:52 AM

Can't wait to see the pics!!

k0nr4d · 09-18-2008, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

YES!!!!!! do I smell a threesome?

If you insist

Hotrocket · 09-18-2008, 08:56 AM

When you meet him, be sure take pics of him and the basement he lives in at his moms house.

Martin · 09-18-2008, 09:00 AM

Lucky boys.

CaptainHowdy · 09-18-2008, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

post some nude photos, bitch

Google, mate!

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Google, mate!

bwahahahahahhahahahhahha

lazycash · 09-18-2008, 09:02 AM

Are you and Franck going to at least meet for coffee?

Evil E · 09-18-2008, 09:03 AM

Don't forget your strap on Penny!

thehand · 09-18-2008, 09:06 AM

I'll be there -

<<<---I think it's time for you to meet the hand

.

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Are you and Franck going to at least meet for coffee?

if by coffee you mean marijuana and sex, then.....yes. the answer is yes.

Davey, I just sent you some pix, one of me and my titties, and then another of me and my titties about to ride some dick. thanks for hosting my whoredom!!!

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by thehand

I'll be there -

<<<---I think it's time for you to meet the hand

.

I love hands. I just did an expert guide to handjobs actually, so our meeting should be eventful.

Sometimes, when I masturbate, I sit on my hand till it goes numb, and call it a stranger.

I love strangers....

Jens Van Assterdam · 09-18-2008, 09:10 AM

Hey hun, ill be back in Amsterdam on sunday this week. Where are you staying? Radisson?

DarkJedi · 09-18-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame

Davey, I just sent you some pix, one of me and my titties, and then another of me and my titties about to ride some dick. thanks for hosting my whoredom!!!

RUH ROH!

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-18-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I just did an expert guide to handjobs actually

where can i get a copy of that gurl?? i need that training and not afraid to say it. i'm all about self improvement

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

where can i get a copy of that gurl?? i need that training and not afraid to say it. i'm all about self improvement

It releases today actually, through Vivid-Ed.....You can probably buy it directly through Vivid or one of their sellers, perhaps gamelink, or another distributor...

Its for both men and women, and is light hearted and a ton of fun to watch, not to mention sexy and sensual.

There is also a fantastic bobble head Penny Flame that helps to guide you through each segment.

Let me know what you think, and if it helps in anyway....

PR_Sebas · 09-18-2008, 09:51 AM

hot pics penny

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Hey hun, ill be back in Amsterdam on sunday this week. Where are you staying? Radisson?

at the Pulitzer actually, what should we do first?

here is a list of things I'd like to do.

1. smoke a fat spliff with hash
2. smoke a fat joint with hash
3. eat chocolate covered waffles.
4. drink absinthe
5. sex sex sex
6. smoke another joint with hash.
7. nap
8. ???

(that's as far out as I can think)

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by NwSebas

hot pics penny

spank you berry nuts

Marialovesporn · 09-18-2008, 10:04 AM

We're attending.....

To those of you who aren't attending the Amsterdam convention, I have one thing to say....

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!

[/QUOTE]

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 10:06 AM

yyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh maria!!!!!!

Wanna go whore shopping in the redlight district with me? I figure guys can't be the only ones to have all the fun.

Iron Fist · 09-18-2008, 10:07 AM

OKay those pics were kinda hot...

Jens Van Assterdam · 09-18-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

at the Pulitzer actually, what should we do first?

here is a list of things I'd like to do.

1. smoke a fat spliff with hash
2. smoke a fat joint with hash
3. eat chocolate covered waffles.
4. drink absinthe
5. sex sex sex
6. smoke another joint with hash.
7. nap
8. ???

(that's as far out as I can think)

The schedule coudn´t look any better

May you could proof your handjob skills between each point of your schedule but we´ll work that out.
Drop me an email with your cellphone # and ill give you a shout as soon as i am back in AMS

[email protected]

Marialovesporn · 09-18-2008, 10:10 AM

Well, actually ..... this is Marcus ( the boyfriend.... ) speaking here, but I wanna bet you my girl will join you in your Red Light district quest.... After all, she does love porn....

Joe BrainCash · 09-18-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

Jens, my sweet, the countdown has begun. In a mere 3 days, or 72 hours, or 4,320 minutes, I will be cumming all over your city. To find you. My future x-husband.

Just wanted to give you the heads up, before we both gave our head up.

To those of you who aren't attending the Amsterdam convention, I have one thing to say....

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!

Damn!! Nice pic there Penny! I'll see you over there!! We might even smoke one together if you're nice!

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 10:52 AM

Brainpat, I have a feeling I'll be nicer than I've ever been!!!! thanks to the hospitable circumstances!!!

And Marcus, thank you, I will definitely be stealing your wife for a little run through every whoremongers fantasy!!!

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-18-2008, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

It releases today actually, through Vivid-Ed.....You can probably buy it directly through Vivid or one of their sellers, perhaps gamelink, or another distributor...

Its for both men and women, and is light hearted and a ton of fun to watch, not to mention sexy and sensual.

There is also a fantastic bobble head Penny Flame that helps to guide you through each segment.

Let me know what you think, and if it helps in anyway....

sweeeeeeeeeet! Vivid is a client, maybe they will hook a sista up

dayuuuum, now all i need is someone to practice on. forgot i don't have that covered either

Jens Van Assterdam · 09-18-2008, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

sweeeeeeeeeet!
dayuuuum, now all i need is someone to practice on. forgot i don't have that covered either

<------------

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 10:59 AM

Jens, I keep trying to email you and it says I've failed miserably at my attempt. Fucking bullshit. lemme try to icq u....

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 11:07 AM

immortalpuss, I bet we can find a BUTTLOAD of guys to practice on. We can do it together. Tag teamin n shit yo

Roald · 09-18-2008, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Google, mate!

http://www.freeones.nl/html/p_links/Penny_Flame/

Enjoy!

PS, Penny how many kilos should I bring to Berlin?

Persius · 09-18-2008, 11:35 AM

Penny get your tongue nice and wet Jens loves rim jobs!

Vegas Ken · 09-18-2008, 11:39 AM

Oh Shit.... look out here comes Penny!!!

tranza · 09-18-2008, 11:59 AM

When are you coming down to Brazil, huh Penny?

MrAwesome · 09-18-2008, 12:02 PM

she's sweeeet!!

timebomb011 · 09-18-2008, 12:04 PM

no one told me that going to Amsterdam got you laid by penny flame!

Imortyl Pussycat · 09-18-2008, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

immortalpuss, I bet we can find a BUTTLOAD of guys to practice on. We can do it together. Tag teamin n shit yo

OMG, a personal trainer, zactly what I need to reach peak performance!

Ivo · 09-18-2008, 12:48 PM

Looking forward to see you in Amsterdam Penny..

and i'll see you for sure at our party on saturday.. have a save trip

TheStout · 09-18-2008, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timebomb011

no one told me that going to Amsterdam got you laid by penny flame!

You didnt ask...

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 12:53 PM

thanks Ivo, I'm definitely down for a party!!!

And yes, going to Amsterdam will get you laid, either by me or one of the fine women in the RedLight District, who I will be happy to wheel and deal withcha with.

HERE I COME!!!!!!

DatingGameExpert · 09-18-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Flame

thanks Ivo, I'm definitely down for a party!!!

And yes, going to Amsterdam will get you laid, either by me or one of the fine women in the RedLight District, who I will be happy to wheel and deal withcha with.

HERE I COME!!!!!!

Shame you're a gross whore.

Roald · 09-18-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert

Shame you're a gross whore.

True

MaDalton · 09-18-2008, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

http://www.freeones.nl/html/p_links/Penny_Flame/

Enjoy!

PS, Penny how many kilos should I bring to Berlin?

you bringing her to berlin? i'm going to get me a helmet and pepper spray

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

you bringing her to berlin? i'm going to get me a helmet and pepper spray

that's right! I will be fucking up Europe for over a month!!! It starts in Amsterdam, with Jens jens the assterdam man, and ends in Berlin, with my two favorite dutchies, Roald and Maurice.

And yes, I am a gross whore. About time you fucking noticed.

But you masturbate to me. So who is the grosser bigger whore?

(okay, still me bwahahahhaha)

Penny Flame · 09-18-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

http://www.freeones.nl/html/p_links/Penny_Flame/

Enjoy!

PS, Penny how many kilos should I bring to Berlin?

as many as you can fit in my, yours, and maurice's luggage.

You ready for oktoberfest too my man? we are about to get FUCKED UP!!!

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