You should have... I was on top of my game! lol

It will get you everytime!

Vagina stopper should become a vagina stuffer.

I was getting tattooed at 6!

And please post pics of Cory's mohawk tomorrow.

LOL, thanks for the laugh.!!!

Yeah! What the heck?! Why can't you be a team player!!

Great writing man. I read all your stuff. I can relate. Good luck to you!! :thumbsup

Cory has many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

Hahaha thats funny stuff!

You are HIGHlarious. Was this the night that we were texting? I'd hate to think all I had to do to save you from a date which turned into a non-date was fly back from Atlanta, S.S.S. and show up at the Roosevelt hungry for an eggplant albacore dish...

I would never Box Block you Corey, I hope you know that by now.

Man Party Miami!!!!!

Mad fucking skillz Cory, I'm sharing this on my site, my members will dig this kind of stuff LOLOL

Smmmooooccchhheesss bootyful! :)

Cory, I totally feel like this all falls into my lap after I brought Satan & Vagina Stopper to the Man Party. That story was funny as hell, your blog has me on the floor.

Thanks a lot everyone. It's growing slowly and unsurely : )

I plan to try and keep it quality, which means not updating on a daily basis. Hopefully it can find it's place.

Thanks for reading and Thanks for the feedback.

haha That's true!

Thanks man.

WTF?!? ... your supposed to have my back!!!!! LOL

Asshole :1orglaugh

xoxo,
Megan

I got your back baby (lol) Hey wanna go on a date?

Only if I can come....LOL

can I get her front? How about in Miami!!!!! :winkwink:
:pimp

yo you have a very good writing style...almost reminds me of Tucker Max...anyway keep up the good writing i will probably start reading your blog from time to time

I loved this line...

"Bro, I don?t fucking know who her service provider is."

hahahahahahahahaha

Haha good story!

Thanks man.

i thought the funniest part was,
"Fuck. This sucks. I can?t show up to Katsuya at 10:30pm with Megan Satan, she will think I am nobody. I start to experience panic."

Dude, i am so glad i aint you.

lol awesome story

Simply Awesome Cory ! You have a real talent :)
:) VERY entertaining ! lol

All of my current emails and voicemails are now being addressed as Satan LMAO!!

I even got the VIP list to our own damn party today ... Carrie and i were listed as Satan and Vagina Stopper!!!

Ha ha!!!

Wow. This really took off....

Thanks to everyone that mentioned it to friends. And thanks to Megan and Carrie for having a good sense of humor.

Really good day.

Man this is the first time I have heard anything like this. I thought porn chicks were the most reliable & punctual people. I also heard they were great to date :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I have been getting IM'ed all day as the Vagina Stopper!! Geez...lol

Dickionary Mary!!! LMAO

Just think...I get to work with this guy!

See what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamnit I hooked that shit up not Megan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stop sucking Satans vagina for shit I setup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OMG that is soooo fucking awesome!!! There is a reason why my sig is what it is!!

P.S. I LOVE you Trainwreck!!!

xoxo,
Megan

I am guessing even after all this she is not going to sleep with you....

hehhehe

dammit Cory, i've been wanting to hang since you're my closest porn neighbor (ok, Alan Weeks is but his gf has him on lockdown) but now i'm scared. there are so many ways in which i could offend you by just being the spaz that i am. i fear the shame almost as much as the nicknames that will stick with your blog subjects for life.











p.s. i loooooooooooooove the blog and have missed your stories. thanks for bringin me giggles again

Don't be scared!!!!!!!!!!!!

All i have to do is blow him for joins with a contract and he would take it down ....
Haahahhabahh!!!









ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, BURN! LOL


xoxo,
Megan

Thermonuclear BURN!

funny story cory. good writing as usual.

Did i invite you to the BBQ? Then why you all up in my grill .... OH Burn!!!

Bahhahhahahahahaha!!!!

See you tomorrow sunshine!!

xoxo,
Megan

its actually 64% but who's really counting?

do the asians only count for half or something?

A bump for the good ole days.

Wow - that needed a bump

BBQ soon Cory?

What a vulgar thread...

Jeff Bridges certainly has been busy

Yeah man, what are you up to this weekend?

I will never live this date down! hahah

I have to go back to Vegas. Maybe next week?

Which one is it Valley Satan???

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

funny shit bro! If you ever need a wing man in NY give me a buzz ! I dont have any Xanax though =/

What a cocktease.