Blogging about the California Earthquake evacuation plans....
 

I go with the Asians.

http://surfelport.com/?p=26

Another classic!

OMG ... I have tears from laughing so hard! It was my first Cali earthquake, and I ran too. I had to fight the urge to curl up in a ball on the floor in the hall like they taught us in school for tornado drills, lol.

All the Asians ran to the parking lot Tuesday. I say follow.

LMAO that was classic!

lolololololololol

My name sppeared in Cory's blog, I'm now a sombebody.

Steve, you are now officially one of those bad-ass Internet persons!

That was f*ing hilarious...

Cory,

You're one funny motherfucker.

Signed,
GA

that was hilarious

group 1 here and I am just heavy enough to cut a swath through the Asian flocks like a knife though butter .. exxxcuse me, coming through

I had to swim up current through the Sea of Ornamentals in the hallway.

You went into the fury.

For the evening crowd.

"Have any of you ever watched video from China or Japan when a quake happens? When the first Bonsai tree wobbles, those Asians run to the parking lot like a Supra just backed in with a trunk full of new iPhones. There?s a reason for that. This isn?t rocket science."

that did it for me... fuckin classic...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I would love to see you runnin' out of the office during an earthquake.

He couldn't, he was held hostage in a meeting. While everyone ran for the exits screaming like little school girls, he just watched, wishing he could join in all the reindeer games.

I actually cried a little.