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Old 07-31-2008, 11:14 AM   #1
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Blogging about the California Earthquake evacuation plans....

I go with the Asians.

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Old 07-31-2008, 11:19 AM   #2
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Have any of you ever watched video from China or Japan when a quake happens? When the first Bonsai tree wobbles, those Asians run to the parking lot like a Supra just backed in with a trunk full of new iPhones. There?s a reason for that. This isn?t rocket science.
Another classic!
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:33 AM   #3
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OMG ... I have tears from laughing so hard! It was my first Cali earthquake, and I ran too. I had to fight the urge to curl up in a ball on the floor in the hall like they taught us in school for tornado drills, lol.
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:53 AM   #4
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All the Asians ran to the parking lot Tuesday. I say follow.
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:54 AM   #5
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LMAO that was classic!
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:56 AM   #6
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lolololololololol
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My name sppeared in Cory's blog, I'm now a sombebody.
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:05 PM   #8
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Steve, you are now officially one of those bad-ass Internet persons!
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:06 PM   #9
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That was f*ing hilarious...
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:08 PM   #10
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Cory,

You're one funny motherfucker.

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group 1 here and I am just heavy enough to cut a swath through the Asian flocks like a knife though butter .. exxxcuse me, coming through
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:58 PM   #13
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I had to swim up current through the Sea of Ornamentals in the hallway.
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Old 07-31-2008, 02:05 PM   #14
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I had to swim up current through the Sea of Ornamentals in the hallway.
You went into the fury.
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Old 07-31-2008, 07:29 PM   #16
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"Have any of you ever watched video from China or Japan when a quake happens? When the first Bonsai tree wobbles, those Asians run to the parking lot like a Supra just backed in with a trunk full of new iPhones. There?s a reason for that. This isn?t rocket science."

that did it for me... fuckin classic...
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I would love to see you runnin' out of the office during an earthquake.
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Old 07-31-2008, 08:35 PM   #18
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I would love to see you runnin' out of the office during an earthquake.
He couldn't, he was held hostage in a meeting. While everyone ran for the exits screaming like little school girls, he just watched, wishing he could join in all the reindeer games.
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:40 AM   #19
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He couldn't, he was held hostage in a meeting. While everyone ran for the exits screaming like little school girls, he just watched, wishing he could join in all the reindeer games.
I actually cried a little.
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