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poornpig 07-30-2008 12:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 14529392)
omg, get back at her, put single on your myspace too
... wouldn't it be cool if myspace would make this on its own, and send you a message to your phone: "Message from Tom: Now you are single have fun"

florin 07-30-2008 12:42 AM
that sucks big time,hehe

Ross 07-30-2008 04:39 AM
If the pics of your parties are anything to go by, I wouldn't exactly be worrying about picking up a new chick... unless you really liked this one. Just throw a kick ass party at your house, get the girls in the tub naked and have some fun. Oh and please invite me, my accent would close the deal :)

Farang 07-30-2008 04:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 14529258)
you're young & rich.....

as one of those types

i gotta ask ya....wtf are you doing with a girlfriend anyways!

keep playing on playa....till you hit 50, you're dick barely works anymore & you need someone to talk to everday
Exactly.

u-Bob 07-30-2008 05:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrkris (Post 14529907)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

u-Bob 07-30-2008 05:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gadawg14 (Post 14529571)
Best revenge is to post her nude pic :winkwink:
:thumbsup:thumbsup

tranza 07-30-2008 05:44 AM
That sucks man..

selena 07-30-2008 06:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HighEnergy (Post 14529881)
"And his xselling, or lack thereof has nothing to do with it."

And I am old enough to be your Daddy blondie.
Water seeks it's own level Selena. - Go for it! - Water seeks it's own level
Trash runs with trash. Thieves run with thieves.

Uh

okay there, cowboy.

Whatever you say.

jscott 07-30-2008 06:51 AM
My gf attempted suicide when she seen my Myspace page

She slit her wrists

Seriously

CyberHustler 07-30-2008 06:58 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

selena 07-30-2008 07:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrkris (Post 14529907)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That rocks, sweetheart.

Vicious_B 07-30-2008 07:16 AM
Whether or not you think you are at fault thats some fucked up cold shit. Fuck her, move on.

datatank 07-30-2008 07:22 AM
You better hurry and repo the rock before its in some pawn store in the valley

Cyndalie 07-30-2008 07:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14529695)
Take it up a level, post a pic of you nailing another girl on myspace. See her reaction.
WG

Damn WG that's cold! I'm shocked!

Jay you can just send those pics to me, I'll enjoy them :)

kelly kola 07-30-2008 07:29 AM
WRONG...just WRONG! I"m a female and just like everyone else I know I'm capable of being a bitch as well....but NEVER would I act childish like that no matter how pissed I was! Communication!!! How long have you been together???? It's a good thing this happened before you married her! All the money you would have lost :( I have a great friend of mine who spent over 30,000.00 on a wedding to have her walk out 3 months later!!! IMAGINE THAT!!!! People can be upright ridiculous

O MARINA 07-30-2008 07:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 14529276)
now all you need is a text message confirmation.


i LOL'd =)


but good luck Jay =)

JayDeeZee 07-30-2008 07:47 AM
It sounds like she has no class.

You can do better.

Andy Servers4Less 07-30-2008 07:50 AM
Bang her sluttiest friend immediately

raven1083 07-30-2008 07:51 AM
well thats pretty sad but I'm sure you'll be able to find another!

DatingGameExpert 07-30-2008 08:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14529702)
You are a way worse influence than I could ever hope to be.

Every day you amaze me PD.

xxxJay......

Don't fucking worry.

As a bitch, there ain't a bitch that can't be a bitch,
if a bitch decides to be a motherfucker.
But motherfuck a bitch that's acting like a trick,
fake ass games, like myspace and shit,
you best move on, grab a new bitch and fuck her,

get her on that real dick sucking
so you can show that other fucking
ho, she's a bitch.

So don't trip.

(still in the Dear Trisha mode....sorry about the rhyming)
Worst rap ever.

SCORE Ralph 07-30-2008 08:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penny Flame (Post 14529702)

xxxJay......

Don't fucking worry.

As a bitch, there ain't a bitch that can't be a bitch,
if a bitch decides to be a motherfucker.
But motherfuck a bitch that's acting like a trick,
fake ass games, like myspace and shit,
you best move on, grab a new bitch and fuck her,

get her on that real dick sucking
so you can show that other fucking
ho, she's a bitch.

So don't trip.
Im sorry... but what the f... :pimp

Bryan G 07-30-2008 08:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert (Post 14531160)
Worst rap ever.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh its not rap lol

pornbling 07-30-2008 09:11 AM
Let me tell you a nice one;
A dad and his son:
Son:"Dad I want to know what real love is !";
Dad:"Here take $200 and fuck some bitches";
Son:"Not that kind of love dad";
Dad:"Son let me tell you a secret love doesn't exist, men invented it so that they won't pay anymore";

Jay just get another girl...

GTS Mark 07-30-2008 09:21 AM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw&feature=related

seeric 07-30-2008 09:24 AM
yo, hit me back on the new celly.

BradM 07-30-2008 09:26 AM
You were going to marry someone that immature? That's frightening. You may want to rethink your relationship tactics a tad.

_Richard_ 07-30-2008 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nosey (Post 14529250)
haha.. wow. now i know what i'm going to be for halloween

Kudles 07-30-2008 11:06 AM
Thats sucks!!!

Libertine 07-30-2008 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14529695)
Take it up a level, post a pic of you nailing another girl on myspace. See her reaction.
WG
This. Seriously. Do it.

Mohawk Steve 07-30-2008 11:15 AM
When you get back into town, let's go rip Sunset a new one.

woj 07-30-2008 11:16 AM
lets see her pics...

Penny Flame 07-30-2008 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve PP (Post 14532265)
When you get back into town, let's go rip Sunset a new one.
I'll go out with y'all.....I'm a good ass wingman.

seeric 07-30-2008 11:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14529998)
XXX Jay is still safe in Vegas away from my positive influences.

To quote Sir-Slap-A-Ho, "If your going to be dumped at least I am in a great city to get dumped in".

Have fun in Vegas tonight!!!!!
you talked to him?

jmk 07-30-2008 11:21 AM
Don't despair. I wanna make you babies Jay

SirMoby 07-30-2008 11:32 AM
Time to upgrade to a new improved model.

Biggy 07-30-2008 12:15 PM
jay will be back together with her by the time this thread hits 150 replies.
by the time it hits 200 replies, they will be married.
by the time it hits 250 replies, she will be pregnant.
and by the time it hits 350 replies, there will be a bathroom abortion.
by the time 400 replies, we will see the receipt from said bathroom abortion at one of jay's parties.

Hell House Vic 07-30-2008 01:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 14529244)
I hadn't been able to get hold of her for a few days, so I looked at her myspace and it said "single".

I'm sure whatever made it happen was my fault.

Now have your way with me.

LOL
I know it's bad, but that's funny.

JFK 07-30-2008 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14529372)
Signs, signs everywhere a sign.
good one :thumbsup

tehHinjew 07-30-2008 01:50 PM
thats insanly immature

Doctor Feelgood 07-30-2008 02:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...cher/TIGHT.jpg

american pervert 07-30-2008 04:49 PM
as long as you don't take her back....

Porno Dan 07-30-2008 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14532309)
you talked to him?
Yeah around 9 pm last night. He said he would be back tomorrow, as in Thursday.

shekinah 07-30-2008 05:24 PM
Say sorry, you say it's your fault right?

mek 07-30-2008 06:26 PM
The best revenge in this case is indifference.

Don't let it bother you, move on and have fun! :thumbsup

seeric 07-30-2008 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14534185)
Yeah around 9 pm last night. He said he would be back tomorrow, as in Thursday.
cool thnks. texted today.

EroticistFilms 07-30-2008 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 14529244)

Now have your way with me.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...tFilms/jay.jpg
Somehow, I feel obligated to repost this...............

cranki 07-30-2008 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EroticistFilms (Post 14534761)
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...tFilms/jay.jpg
Somehow, I feel obligated to repost this...............
rofl evil :1orglaugh

NinjaSteve 07-31-2008 01:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jscott (Post 14530699)
My gf attempted suicide when she seen my Myspace page

She slit her wrists

Seriously
Slitting anything = termination of relationship. :2 cents:

jscott 07-31-2008 01:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 14535623)
Slitting anything = termination of relationship. :2 cents:
i agree man, but now when i try to break up with her she'll drink a bottle of toilet bowl cleaner :helpme

munki 07-31-2008 01:47 AM
99 responses but a bitch ain't one!


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