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Turboface 10-18-2002 10:06 PM

Marry me for $10,000!
 
Theoretically, if an oriential dude wanted to 'marry' my girlfriend in exchange for $10,000, would that be a good idea? It would be on paper only.

$10,000 is a lot of money, but at what risk? (in theory, of course)



:uhoh

:girl :Buck:

Satan 10-18-2002 10:18 PM

On paper only? he can marry me too!

I'll do it for $5000 and for $500 more I will even "come out of the closet" as some wierd satanic fag :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Board Whore 10-18-2002 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Satan
On paper only? he can marry me too!

I'll do it for $5000 and for $500 more I will even "come out of the closet" as some wierd satanic fag :winkwink: :1orglaugh

fuck me baby! i am your slave

Satan 10-18-2002 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Board Whore


fuck me baby! i am your slave

Get on your knees BITCH! :Graucho

Board Whore 10-18-2002 10:30 PM

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Satan 10-18-2002 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by Board Whore
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Mom? dad?? :eek2

Rictor 10-18-2002 10:46 PM

Worse that can happen is he'd fuck her and they'd move away to China together.

PornoDoggy 10-18-2002 11:09 PM

Well, if it's an INS scam, they can get pretty testy about it if they want to.

Rictor 10-18-2002 11:13 PM

He can have my wife for $10 grand. Hell...I'd probably sell lower...any bids?

Turboface 10-18-2002 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Worse that can happen is he'd fuck her and they'd move away to China together.

That's another thing - My girlfriend came home the other day saying that her 'husband' and her were gonna go on vacation to China. I'm invited to go too, but I don't feel like going to China. There's a hundred other places I'd rather go - Amsterdam, the Carribbean Islands... - but the point is that it would probably be the last time I'd see her. She'd be sold on the Chinese black market. I'll find content of her on some oriential Bukkake site!

Anyhow, I've talked her out of going there, but she's still considering even doing the marrage at all at this point.

I think the whole thing just may not be worth it.

Again - This is all just a hypothetical situation.

:winkwink:

Firehorse 10-18-2002 11:29 PM

hehehe on paper only?

I can sell you someone elses wife for $5K!:1orglaugh

pr0 10-18-2002 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
He can have my wife for $10 grand. Hell...I'd probably sell lower...any bids?
three fiddy

Turboface 10-18-2002 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by pr0


three fiddy


Hey pr0 - Gimme a buzz if you still have my number. I've got something to ask you.


:glugglug

pr0 10-18-2002 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Turboface



Hey pr0 - Gimme a buzz if you still have my number. I've got something to ask you.


:glugglug

my cell is dead, i'll hit you up tomorrow afternoon...& yup i got yer #

Rictor 10-18-2002 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by pr0


three fiddy

Throw in a goat and we have a deal.

FlyingIguana 10-19-2002 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
Theoretically, if an oriential dude wanted to 'marry' my girlfriend in exchange for $10,000, would that be a good idea? It would be on paper only.

$10,000 is a lot of money, but at what risk? (in theory, of course)



:uhoh

:girl :Buck:

with all the fish in the ocean, take the 10 grand and get another girl

buster 10-19-2002 05:16 AM

Theres a chick in blackwood right near you turbo that married some guy for 8 grand. well she is now in jail .. fucking with the ins is no joke.. but just so you know once she marries him she will have to live with him for atleast three years...also he can sorta do what ever he wants with her becuase all he has to do is turn himself into ins and he gets sent home and your girl goes to jail. Money sounds good but more problems will follow ..

Machete_ 10-19-2002 05:33 AM

well.. If se still thinks about doing the marrieng thing, its because se dosent see herself married to you in the near future.. either its a clue to you, to ask her to marrie her, or a clue to throw her the fuck you, because you are not in here future plans...

Zayne E. 10-19-2002 08:24 AM

I know a Russian girl who recently married in the US for her residency. It's not working out very well for her. She promised the guy a few good lays...he moved away and now she's prego. He refuses to have anything to do with the child and she wants child support and all that good stuff. Can't wait to hear about her explanation to INS about that fiasco..."yes, we're married...I haven't seen him in months...and I want child support."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manny The Freak 10-19-2002 08:50 AM

Would not do it. I had a friend who did it with his black girlfriend, a stripper out Nova Scotia Canada. She married this guy who she had a kid with, they broke up, and no she is escorting for the dude to pay for her drugs. Bad idea trust me.:thumbsup

Julian Kay 10-19-2002 01:45 PM

This just gave me an idea... all i have to do is find enuff girlfriends willing to marry for money to keep me at home. Any women on this board willing to help me out?

.:Frog:. 10-19-2002 03:56 PM

No because it could get your girlfriend in trouble, and there is a chance you could lose her to this guy.
Like you said, they are going on a trip to China together. Oh BTW is your girlfriend chinese?

Turboface 10-19-2002 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by .:Frog:.
No because it could get your girlfriend in trouble, and there is a chance you could lose her to this guy.
Like you said, they are going on a trip to China together. Oh BTW is your girlfriend chinese?


My girl is not going to China - I shot that idea right down.

My girl is not Chinese - she's a redneck.



:glugglug


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