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Celeb Fan 05-23-2008 11:22 AM

If Jesus Christ was a JEW then why did the JEWS kill him on the cross?
 
I thought JEWS always stuck together????????


What gives?

candyflip 05-23-2008 11:24 AM

Jews didn't nail him to the cross. Romans did.

Celeb Fan 05-23-2008 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14228565)
Jews didn't nail him to the cross. Romans did.


Romans wanted to release jesus, didnt see any fault in him. The mob of jews insisted.

Porko 05-23-2008 11:26 AM

Romans did, why don't you read more?
www.wikipedia.com

candyflip 05-23-2008 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14228571)
Romans wanted to release jesus, didnt see any fault in him. The mob of jews insisted.

Regardless, it was still the Romans who nailed him to the cross. :winkwink:

JustDaveXxx 05-23-2008 11:27 AM

It would be equivalent to David Blane claiming to be the son of god now..

We as a society would probably want to kill him too. But he has the 1st amendment to save his ass!! lol


If Jesus only had the 1st amendment back then...??:2 cents:

Juicy D. Links 05-23-2008 11:28 AM

you all have your facts wrong , the australians nalied him to the cross

Celeb Fan 05-23-2008 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porko (Post 14228574)
Romans did, why don't you read more?
www.wikipedia.com

You do know that Wikipedia is run by jews, right?

pornguy 05-23-2008 11:30 AM

Read the book the Hyriam key.

Socks 05-23-2008 11:31 AM

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Celeb Fan 05-23-2008 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 14228579)
Regardless, it was still the Romans who nailed him to the cross. :winkwink:



The jews were chasing jesus all throughout the gospel of john. At the end, the jews bribed judas to turn him over. Judas and the jews (not romans) arrested jesus and took him to the pontius pilate, the roman governor.

Pilate looked at jesus and said he saw no crime committed. The angry mob of jews insisted he crucify him. Pilate told the mob to release jesus, they chose to release barabas, a theif, instead.

Pilate said "let the blood be on your hands and those of your children" to the jews. The romans then executed him under the watchful eye of the jews.

Jesus is so forgiving he said "father, please forgive these men, for they know not what they do." to the jews as they were leading him away to be killed.

Juicy D. Links 05-23-2008 11:33 AM

Celeb Fag is so pissed cause his wife left him for yessss a ":Jew" lolllllllll

spunkmister 05-23-2008 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14228585)
you all have your facts wrong , the australians nalied him to the cross

nah if the aussies had gotten a hold of him he would have been put on the barbie...

candyflip 05-23-2008 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14228608)
The romans then executed him .

Exactly. :winkwink:

spunkmister 05-23-2008 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14228615)
Celeb Fag is so pissed cause his wife left him for yessss a ":Jew" lolllllllll

cause the guys nose was bigger than Celebs dick? :Oh crap

tranza 05-23-2008 11:38 AM

Lol, nice avatar..........

Porko 05-23-2008 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14228591)
You do know that Wikipedia is run by jews, right?

and? where is the problem? i don't care ppl religion at all.

Quagmire 05-23-2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porko (Post 14228660)
and? where is the problem? i don't care ppl religion at all.

paint my fence

Isradude 05-23-2008 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14228615)
Celeb Fag is so pissed cause his wife left him for yessss a ":Jew" lolllllllll

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

slavdogg 05-23-2008 01:47 PM

we did once and we'll do it again

tony286 05-23-2008 01:48 PM

Jesus had to die or the story wouldnt of worked.

slavdogg 05-23-2008 01:48 PM

do Christians know they're god is a jew ?

Isradude 05-23-2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14229248)
we did once and we'll do it again

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Don't fuck with the Zohan !!!

jalami 05-23-2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14228571)
Romans wanted to release jesus, didnt see any fault in him. The mob of jews insisted.

People tend to forget that Jesus wouldn't have fulfilled his destiny without getting his ass nailed to a piece of wood. Whether it was Jews, Romans or whatever doesn't matter -- Christians should be thanking them for killing the dude so that he could be resurrected.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-23-2008 02:03 PM

Because he was not a practicing Jew you retard.

He was umm preaching his own religeon which become known as Christianity.

aico 05-23-2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14229256)
do Christians know they're god is a jew ?

Do you know Jesus isn't God, but the son of God (and a lying whore)?

mona 05-23-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 14229253)
Jesus had to die or the story wouldnt of worked.

:thumbsup

David! 05-23-2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14228554)
I thought JEWS always stuck together????????


What gives?

What gives is that you are a dumb mofo :2 cents:

Juicy D. Links 05-23-2008 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan (Post 14229474)
What gives is that you are a dumb mofo :2 cents:

he is WAYYYYYYYYY beyond dumb this guy is filled with hate judging by all his thread titles.....

He needs help

DaLord 05-23-2008 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14228554)
I thought JEWS always stuck together????????


What gives?

Congrats.

You have yet again won the GFY DUMB'O'DAY award.

You fail.

JamesK 05-23-2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 14229329)
Because he was not a practicing Jew you retard.

He was umm preaching his own religeon which become known as Christianity.

:thumbsup

payd2purv 05-23-2008 03:34 PM

Jews for Jesus....

CDSmith 05-23-2008 03:37 PM

On a side note, did you guys know that while sitting around that table of 13 or whatever, jesus choked during dinner? Dude almost died right there, no cross at all. Yeah, it's a very rare bit of trivia, but apparently he did, and one of his disciples, Peter I believe, started slapping him on the back vigorously (no hiemlick maneouver back then) and repeatedly, saying "puke it up Jesus, PUKE IT UP"... and Jesus puked in front of his disciples, none of whom felt hungry thereafter.

This is why this even is known as the "last" supper.

harvey 05-23-2008 03:44 PM

I understand discussing religion on a porn forum is retarded to say the least, but I'm amazed about the lack of knowledge displayed in this thread. Just to avoid a long religion history class, let's say the gospels were written way after John, Matthew, Luke and Mark died. Those are the synoptic gospels accepted by Church. All those written in life of Jesus aren't accepted, including the "Q", Thomas gospel, some of the apocryphal gospels and of course, the Manuscripts from Qumran which are secret and in a safe in the Vatican (go figure).

So, the accepted gospels were wrote to allow the Christian sects to be part of the recognized religions in Rome, hence they don't speak bad of Rome and they set the basis to become polytheist (slightly disguised) since Romans would never accept a monotheist religion. That being said, everything said on the gospels could be true or could be a lie. Since the gospels wrote on life of Jesus are secret and the Vatican will never accept them and they only accept those wrote way after Jesus time, I'd incline to say most of what gospels say is fake.

Oh, and Jesus was a jew, take some time to read the Bible and even those canonical gospels and you'll read how Jesus was a Torah doctor and he just tried to be an ultra-orthodox jew. And as we're at it, Jewish religion is just a (bad) compendium of Assyrian and Aegyptian religions with some rules and laws for community life. There's not a single story or parable in the Old Testament that doesn't exists in Assyrian and/or Aegyptian religions (and Aegyptians had the first monotheist religion and Moses ran away from Egypt after Akhenaton fall, which probably means he was an Aton priest)

Cherry7 05-23-2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 14229847)
I understand discussing religion on a porn forum is retarded to say the least, but I'm amazed about the lack of knowledge displayed in this thread. Just to avoid a long religion history class, let's say the gospels were written way after John, Matthew, Luke and Mark died. Those are the synoptic gospels accepted by Church. All those written in life of Jesus aren't accepted, including the "Q", Thomas gospel, some of the apocryphal gospels and of course, the Manuscripts from Qumran which are secret and in a safe in the Vatican (go figure).

So, the accepted gospels were wrote to allow the Christian sects to be part of the recognized religions in Rome, hence they don't speak bad of Rome and they set the basis to become polytheist (slightly disguised) since Romans would never accept a monotheist religion. That being said, everything said on the gospels could be true or could be a lie. Since the gospels wrote on life of Jesus are secret and the Vatican will never accept them and they only accept those wrote way after Jesus time, I'd incline to say most of what gospels say is fake.

Oh, and Jesus was a jew, take some time to read the Bible and even those canonical gospels and you'll read how Jesus was a Torah doctor and he just tried to be an ultra-orthodox jew. And as we're at it, Jewish religion is just a (bad) compendium of Assyrian and Aegyptian religions with some rules and laws for community life. There's not a single story or parable in the Old Testament that doesn't exists in Assyrian and/or Aegyptian religions (and Aegyptians had the first monotheist religion and Moses ran away from Egypt after Akhenaton fall, which probably means he was an Aton priest)

bloody interesting,....:thumbsup

GrouchyAdmin 05-23-2008 03:56 PM

I fake orgasms

mvee 05-23-2008 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 14229847)
I understand discussing religion on a porn forum is retarded to say the least, but I'm amazed about the lack of knowledge displayed in this thread. Just to avoid a long religion history class, let's say the gospels were written way after John, Matthew, Luke and Mark died. Those are the synoptic gospels accepted by Church. All those written in life of Jesus aren't accepted, including the "Q", Thomas gospel, some of the apocryphal gospels and of course, the Manuscripts from Qumran which are secret and in a safe in the Vatican (go figure).

So, the accepted gospels were wrote to allow the Christian sects to be part of the recognized religions in Rome, hence they don't speak bad of Rome and they set the basis to become polytheist (slightly disguised) since Romans would never accept a monotheist religion. That being said, everything said on the gospels could be true or could be a lie. Since the gospels wrote on life of Jesus are secret and the Vatican will never accept them and they only accept those wrote way after Jesus time, I'd incline to say most of what gospels say is fake.

Oh, and Jesus was a jew, take some time to read the Bible and even those canonical gospels and you'll read how Jesus was a Torah doctor and he just tried to be an ultra-orthodox jew. And as we're at it, Jewish religion is just a (bad) compendium of Assyrian and Aegyptian religions with some rules and laws for community life. There's not a single story or parable in the Old Testament that doesn't exists in Assyrian and/or Aegyptian religions (and Aegyptians had the first monotheist religion and Moses ran away from Egypt after Akhenaton fall, which probably means he was an Aton priest)

The Pharisies, who were in power and are probably equivalent of todays Taliban wanted him dead because he posed an actual threat to the control of the people. Becasue they had no actual political power they had to lobby through the Romans. They wanted him dead and got their wish.

DirtyRichFilms 05-23-2008 04:24 PM

We're all going to fuckin' hell so suck it!

RyuLion 05-23-2008 04:26 PM

a BIG F*** YOU at all Jews..that's all..

themonk 05-23-2008 04:32 PM

what are u talking about jews are the nices people in the world :) hahaa
i its just seems like when is this world nothing is what is fucking seems like ;)

baddog 05-23-2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14229820)
On a side note, did you guys know that while sitting around that table of 13 or whatever, jesus choked during dinner? Dude almost died right there, no cross at all. Yeah, it's a very rare bit of trivia, but apparently he did, and one of his disciples, Peter I believe, started slapping him on the back vigorously (no hiemlick maneouver back then) and repeatedly, saying "puke it up Jesus, PUKE IT UP"... and Jesus puked in front of his disciples, none of whom felt hungry thereafter.

This is why this even is known as the "last" supper.

Well, even if that bit of trivia is true, that would not be why it was called the last supper.

jakethedog 05-23-2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyRichFilms (Post 14230005)
We're all going to fuckin' hell so suck it!

There is no Hell .. .......no Heaven .. no hell......nothing .. we're all just atoms then DNA waiting to be pulled apart and then be eventually joined back together in some other form .. what ever it may be .. so don't sweat the small things .. fuck up all you want .. your only hell might be living with what you have done ..

GatorB 05-23-2008 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14228608)
The jews were chasing jesus all throughout the gospel of john. At the end, the jews bribed judas to turn him over. Judas and the jews (not romans) arrested jesus and took him to the pontius pilate, the roman governor.

Ok even Christians get this wrong. Judas was NOT a traitor he was doing what Jesus told him to do. Jesus had every intention of becoming a martyr. He chose Judas because Judas was his most trusted desciple and he could trust Judas to actually do what needed to be done. Tt's funny that Christians understand why they called the day Jesus died as GOOD Fridday because without his death the new convenent with God can't be fulfilled. Yet they don't get if Judas doesn't turn Jesus in there can't be any Good Friday.

GatorB 05-23-2008 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 14229336)
Do you know Jesus isn't God, but the son of God (and a lying whore)?

Actually Jesus is God. Holy Trinity you know. Father, Son, Holly Ghost all separate but at the same time all are one in the same.

PenisFace 05-23-2008 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 14228581)
It would be equivalent to David Blane claiming to be the son of god now..

We as a society would probably want to kill him too. But he has the 1st amendment to save his ass!! lol


If Jesus only had the 1st amendment back then...??:2 cents:


It's a shame Jesus didn't have the 2nd ammendment back then. He could have fucking blown some romans/jews/other minorities to bits with an ak47!

CDSmith 05-23-2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14230032)
Well, even if that bit of trivia is true, that would not be why it was called the last supper.

Would you want another supper if someone had a god-sized puke at your last one? :D

gxer 05-23-2008 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 14230013)
a BIG F*** YOU at all Jews..that's all..

wow, you are a hero !

aico 05-23-2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 14230056)
Actually Jesus is God. Holy Trinity you know. Father, Son, Holly Ghost all separate but at the same time all are one in the same.

So Jesus fucked his mom, and she gave birth to him? That would explain a lot about the intelligence of most religious people I know.

Jim_Gunn 05-23-2008 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 14229253)
Jesus had to die or the story wouldnt of worked.

Wouldn't HAVE worked.... (sorry Tony my pet peeve, I think we have been through this before!)

Chosen 05-23-2008 08:25 PM

Celeb Fan reminds me of The_Truth_Will_Sucks person :)


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