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SmokeyTheBear 05-23-2008 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 14229256)
do Christians know they're god is a jew ?

do either of them know gods god is a purple kangaroo ?

Spunky 05-23-2008 08:45 PM

Jesus is lord..halleluya

GatorB 05-23-2008 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 14230406)
So Jesus fucked his mom, and she gave birth to him? That would explain a lot about the intelligence of most religious people I know.

Well if Adam and Eve were the only people how did we get more people? Incest. who came up with the idea of only creating one man and one woman? GOD.

anyways to make my point. If you have a son that makes you a father, but since you also have a father that makes you a son. Now according to you it should be impossible for you to be both a father AND a son at the same time yet you are. How can that be?

Barefootsies 05-23-2008 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14228591)
You do know that Wikipedia is run by jews, right?


AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-23-2008 09:32 PM

Infidels, unbelievers, blasphemers...behold the true story of Jesus, and how he died, for YOUR sins, God damn it!!!...



ADG

Redmanthatcould 05-24-2008 02:39 AM

You could always just decide to read *before* you mash your keyboard with gibberish.

Just some food for thought.

NETbilling 05-24-2008 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Celeb Fan (Post 14228591)
You do know that Wikipedia is run by jews, right?

Every great company is...

Mitch

DWB 05-24-2008 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by NetBilling (Post 14231637)
Every great company is...

Mitch

Quoted for truth. :thumbsup


Now if I may entertain all of you with my thoughts on Jesus in the current day and time.

Jesus allowed himself to be crucified. He gave his LIFE. He let them KILL HIM. So... lets say Jesus came back today, or perhaps already came back. He would walk about saying "I am the son of God" and gather crowds. Sooner or later he would be arrested and probably sent to a mental health ward where he would spend the rest of his time on earth.

I say this because if he would allow the Romans to crucify him, without question he would allow the police to lock him up and call him crazy. He very well may be sitting in a padded cell right this moment asking his father why he has forsaken him a second time.

With all of that said, that would mean that he would have returned (or will) without the trumpets and other biblical shit that we have been taught since birth, but how realistic is that anyway? He was born the son of God by a PROSTITUTE so what makes anyone think trumpets are going to blare and he will come down from the heavens in a Hollywood manner. He won't. He will come back just the way he came the first time.

Every year hundreds of men are arrested claiming to be the son of God. I'm sure most of them are nut jobs, but what if.... what if just one of them is telling the truth.

Furthermore, do you really think the US Government and the Vatican would allow Jesus to return and strip them of their power? Fat chance.

:1orglaugh


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