Sex Advice??? WTF?
 

I recently ran across the little tibit in a magazine that I just had to share. In an article entitled 67 New Blow His Mind Moves under the section Other Chicks Tips was this pearl of wisdom:

"Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similiar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects"


Would really like to hear any other unusual sex advice others may have to share.

PS. I have had some serious sneeze attacks and never got off once. Am I doing something wrong?

yes, sprinkle some pepper on your asshole and then hit yourself in the face with a bad-mitten racket, works everytime

LOL @ badminton

Think I will leave that to an expert like yourself

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I'll pass on the pepper thanks...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh very nice

I just can't imagine that would be enjoyable.

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Are we talking regular black pepper? Lightweight!

Try cayenne pepper, it raises the game to a hole new level. :warning

That's possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Can you guys imagine that?

Has anyone filmed this yet? fucking hilarious.

I see the girl ending up bruised and covered in a mixture of snot and cum.

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We could be witnessing the birth of a new niche.

What should we call it?... Cayenne... badmington raquet.... cay-raquet.... Kayak

KAYAKING!

new tip to ponder: try using a mouthful of Pop Rocks (that popping candy you can get) when you give oral sex to your partner.

my ex did that with me once, and I ended up with a sticky dick from the candy... couldn't really feel the 'popping' lol

I coat my finger in cayenne pepper and stick it up her anus right before I am ready to climax. Causes her muscles to clinch up nice and tight.

Anal version of the donkey punch.

Nice.

Doesn't leave a mark.

If she knows how to do the flying head scissors on you, it might.

From behind, try whispering "You're tighter than your sister" in her ear.

I hear that has an interesting effect as well.

I like a bic lighter up the rump when I'm about to cum

Lit or unlit?

i have a good one. not unusual or original but swallowing a guy's load or letting him fuck you in the ass will make him feel really good :thumbsup

Why not just go with a Zippo?

Also know as "The Bucking Bronco" because you'll be lucky if you can stay on for 8 more seconds :1orglaugh

A man of simple tastes. (No pun intended)

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LMFAO :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Next time a girl tells me she "went kayaking the other day" I'm going to think of her cayenne peppering her ass and smacking herself in the face with a "bad-mitten" raquet, and laugh like hell.

She'll think I'm an idiot, but oh well.

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OMGF ... so many ways that "pepper" technique can go wrong... lol.....

I don't get hemorrhoids with a Bic

Fuck pepper, why not go hardcore and just pour Tabasco Sauce on that cornhole! :2 cents: