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Vicious_B · 05-21-2008, 10:06 AM

I recently ran across the little tibit in a magazine that I just had to share. In an article entitled 67 New Blow His Mind Moves under the section Other Chicks Tips was this pearl of wisdom:

"Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similiar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects"

Would really like to hear any other unusual sex advice others may have to share.

PS. I have had some serious sneeze attacks and never got off once. Am I doing something wrong?

HorseShit · 05-21-2008, 10:10 AM

yes, sprinkle some pepper on your asshole and then hit yourself in the face with a bad-mitten racket, works everytime

OG LennyT · 05-21-2008, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

yes, sprinkle some pepper on your asshole and then hit yourself in the face with a bad-mitten racket, works everytime

LOL @ badminton

Vicious_B · 05-21-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

yes, sprinkle some pepper on your asshole and then hit yourself in the face with a bad-mitten racket, works everytime

Think I will leave that to an expert like yourself

Scott McD · 05-21-2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

"Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similiar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects"

Casa Nova · 05-21-2008, 11:05 AM

I'll pass on the pepper thanks...

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 05-21-2008, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

yes, sprinkle some pepper on your asshole and then hit yourself in the face with a bad-mitten racket, works everytime

very nice

SirMoby · 05-21-2008, 11:10 AM

I just can't imagine that would be enjoyable.

Mssimpson · 05-21-2008, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

yes, sprinkle some pepper on your asshole and then hit yourself in the face with a bad-mitten racket, works everytime

lol

CDSmith · 05-21-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

yes, sprinkle some pepper on your asshole and then hit yourself in the face with a bad-mitten racket, works everytime

Are we talking regular black pepper? Lightweight!

Try cayenne pepper, it raises the game to a hole new level.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 05-21-2008, 11:20 AM

That's possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

payd2purv · 05-21-2008, 11:26 AM

Can you guys imagine that?

Has anyone filmed this yet? fucking hilarious.

I see the girl ending up bruised and covered in a mixture of snot and cum.

Vicious_B · 05-21-2008, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv

Can you guys imagine that?

Has anyone filmed this yet? fucking hilarious.

I see the girl ending up bruised and covered in a mixture of snot and cum.

CDSmith · 05-21-2008, 01:58 PM

We could be witnessing the birth of a new niche.

What should we call it?... Cayenne... badmington raquet.... cay-raquet.... Kayak

KAYAKING!

RevengeBucks_Monica · 05-21-2008, 02:32 PM

new tip to ponder: try using a mouthful of Pop Rocks (that popping candy you can get) when you give oral sex to your partner.

421Fill · 05-21-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RevengeBucks_Monica

new tip to ponder: try using a mouthful of Pop Rocks (that popping candy you can get) when you give oral sex to your partner.

my ex did that with me once, and I ended up with a sticky dick from the candy... couldn't really feel the 'popping' lol

baddog · 05-21-2008, 02:38 PM

I coat my finger in cayenne pepper and stick it up her anus right before I am ready to climax. Causes her muscles to clinch up nice and tight.

CDSmith · 05-21-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I coat my finger in cayenne pepper and stick it up her anus right before I am ready to climax. Causes her muscles to clinch up nice and tight.

Anal version of the donkey punch.

Nice.

baddog · 05-21-2008, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Anal version of the donkey punch.

Nice.

Doesn't leave a mark.

CDSmith · 05-21-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Doesn't leave a mark.

If she knows how to do the flying head scissors on you, it might.

From behind, try whispering "You're tighter than your sister" in her ear.

I hear that has an interesting effect as well.

Spunky · 05-21-2008, 04:12 PM

I like a bic lighter up the rump when I'm about to cum

CDSmith · 05-21-2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I like a bic lighter up the rump when I'm about to cum

Lit or unlit?

Azoy? · 05-21-2008, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

I recently ran across the little tibit in a magazine that I just had to share. In an article entitled 67 New Blow His Mind Moves under the section Other Chicks Tips was this pearl of wisdom:

"Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similiar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects"

Would really like to hear any other unusual sex advice others may have to share.

PS. I have had some serious sneeze attacks and never got off once. Am I doing something wrong?

i have a good one. not unusual or original but swallowing a guy's load or letting him fuck you in the ass will make him feel really good

Vicious_B · 05-21-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I like a bic lighter up the rump when I'm about to cum

Why not just go with a Zippo?

Mohawk Steve · 05-21-2008, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

From behind, try whispering "You're tighter than your sister" in her ear.

Also know as "The Bucking Bronco" because you'll be lucky if you can stay on for 8 more seconds

Vicious_B · 05-21-2008, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

i have a good one. not unusual or original but swallowing a guy's load or letting him fuck you in the ass will make him feel really good

A man of simple tastes. (No pun intended)

Fap · 05-21-2008, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv

Can you guys imagine that?

Has anyone filmed this yet? fucking hilarious.

I see the girl ending up bruised and covered in a mixture of snot and cum.

JasonSmokes · 05-21-2008, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by payd2purv

Can you guys imagine that?

Has anyone filmed this yet? fucking hilarious.

I see the girl ending up bruised and covered in a mixture of snot and cum.

LMFAO

CDSmith · 05-21-2008, 07:21 PM

Next time a girl tells me she "went kayaking the other day" I'm going to think of her cayenne peppering her ass and smacking herself in the face with a "bad-mitten" raquet, and laugh like hell.

She'll think I'm an idiot, but oh well.

halfpint · 05-21-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

yes, sprinkle some pepper on your asshole and then hit yourself in the face with a bad-mitten racket, works everytime

qxm · 05-21-2008, 07:25 PM

OMGF ... so many ways that "pepper" technique can go wrong... lol.....

Spunky · 05-21-2008, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

Why not just go with a Zippo?

I don't get hemorrhoids with a Bic

Iron Fist · 05-21-2008, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

yes, sprinkle some pepper on your asshole and then hit yourself in the face with a bad-mitten racket, works everytime

Fuck pepper, why not go hardcore and just pour Tabasco Sauce on that cornhole!

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Next time a girl tells me she "went kayaking the other day" I'm going to think of her cayenne peppering her ass and smacking herself in the face with a "bad-mitten" raquet, and laugh like hell. She'll think I'm an idiot, but oh well. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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