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seeric 05-03-2008 08:47 AM

I have a major dilemma here. What to do with a CAT! Meow. PICS - FOR REAL! :(
 
Ok, so this morning I wake up to the most horrendous crying I have ever heard. Here is the dilemma. I LIVE ON THE SECOND FLOOR. 14 feet up! How the hell did a cat get on my balcony. The little guy has a collar mark from where he either lost it or some asshole has removed it and kicked him to the curb. I have already gone around and asked all my neighbors if he belongs to any of them. Nothing. The only other option is for me to turn him in and hope he doesn't get lethal injection at the pound. I am going to put up signs at the laundry and on all the neighbors doors. For now I am going to keep him and go buy some things to make him feel at home until his owner claims him or I give up on looking for them.

How does a cat get on the second floor balcony with NO FRONT CLAWS?

I may have to keep him. He is the friendliest cat ever. He's already claimed one of the leather sofas and is sound asleep as I write this.

I think I will name him DANTE.

What should I do? Seriously?

http://www.shanesworld.com/airek/meow1.jpg

http://www.shanesworld.com/airek/meow2.jpg

http://www.shanesworld.com/airek/meow3.jpg

Jim_Gunn 05-03-2008 08:52 AM

What should you do? First thing is buy a better camera, those are some out of focus pics, man! Put some 'cat found' pics up at the local supermarket too if there is one close and keep looking for his owner. If no one claims him, you would be a good guy to give him a home.

baddog 05-03-2008 08:52 AM

I have a great recipe, but you would probably need one more at least.

GetSCORECash 05-03-2008 08:54 AM

go to local pet shop and see if the want him.

PurrrsianPussyKat 05-03-2008 08:56 AM

They say that you dont find a cat, a cat finds you.. So I think you've been found. ;)

baddog 05-03-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 14145437)
go to local pet shop and see if the want him.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

evildick 05-03-2008 08:57 AM

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seeric 05-03-2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 14145434)
What should you do? First thing is buy a better camera, those are some out of focus pics, man! Put some 'cat found' pics up at the local supermarket too if there is one close and keep looking for his owner. If no one claims him, you would be a good guy to give him a home.

yah man. it's the weirdest thing. how the hell does a cat with no claws get 14 feet up on a second floor balcony? its just not possible unless some asshole threw him up there on purpose. there are no stores anywhere near. i have already made signs and put them in the laundry and on all the neighbors doors in my bldg. he seems lost and lonely and like he wants to go home. keeps waking up and pacing all over my house. i hope someone comes looking for him.

he's a really cool cat.

seeric 05-03-2008 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14145435)
I have a great recipe, but you would probably need one more at least.

BD you are mean!

baddog 05-03-2008 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14145445)
BD you are mean!

Hey, it is really tasty, I just don't think you can do it with one cat. It is best made with a litter.

I call it Kitty Cool Whip Surprise. It is a great dessert for those hot summer days.

Klen 05-03-2008 09:08 AM

Looks like that cat is gfy poster :D

Jens Van Assterdam 05-03-2008 09:10 AM

I have great use for it! See my email :)

Penny Flame 05-03-2008 09:14 AM

Keep him! Kitty's are easy to take care of, they don't really even give a fuck if you are around or not. He will turn into your best little buddy if you let him, but he will for sure get the juice if you take him to the pound.

And he definitely found you.

Pussy is funny like that. Sometimes it just falls into your lap. Or balcony.

baddog 05-03-2008 09:16 AM

Was wondering, how did you determine that the cat has no front claws? Did someone rip them out or something?

c0ld 05-03-2008 09:16 AM

I'd keep it.. looks like a cute cat. Just make sure it doesn't pee everywhere, etc..
Good luck!

Imortyl Pussycat 05-03-2008 09:21 AM

he jumped onto the roof from another balcony is my guess. i've had that happen before. one of my cats used to get on the roof and go to a fence on the other side to get down or back up. check with everyone that has a balcony in your builiding first and you may find the owner.

Emil 05-03-2008 09:28 AM

Someone threw him up there. Just let him out and he'll be fine.

Jman 05-03-2008 09:29 AM

This cat chose you Airek, you have to keep him. And he looks like a cool cat ;-)

Jim_Gunn 05-03-2008 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 14145504)
he jumped onto the roof from another balcony is my guess. i've had that happen before. one of my cats used to get on the roof and go to a fence on the other side to get down or back up. check with everyone that has a balcony in your builiding first and you may find the owner.

This person has a point. Make sure you ask around and post pics in in the *adjacent* buildings, next to your building in case he jumped somehow from one roof or terrace to another.

areagirls 05-03-2008 09:32 AM

Black & white cats are my favorite. Definitely put up a few signs in your neighborhood, don't take him to the pound.

If nobody claims him, and you don't want him, check to see if you have any 'no kill' pet shelters in your city, and see if they have room.

You may just find that he'll grow on you though, and you won't want to give him up. They can be great pets for people that work from home, they require much less attention than dogs (usually).

marcop 05-03-2008 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 14145441)
They say that you dont find a cat, a cat finds you.. So I think you've been found. ;)

Yes... you should keep him. Almost all the cats I've lived with have found me.

CurrentlySober 05-03-2008 10:19 AM

i like cat poo

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-03-2008 10:19 AM

If you do not want em I will take em:) Seriously.

Should make a decent meal.

crockett 05-03-2008 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14145444)
yah man. it's the weirdest thing. how the hell does a cat with no claws get 14 feet up on a second floor balcony? its just not possible unless some asshole threw him up there on purpose. there are no stores anywhere near. i have already made signs and put them in the laundry and on all the neighbors doors in my bldg. he seems lost and lonely and like he wants to go home. keeps waking up and pacing all over my house. i hope someone comes looking for him.

he's a really cool cat.

Is there a 3rd floor at your building? Maybe the cat came from above and fell off a balcony and landed on yours.

dig420 05-03-2008 10:26 AM

bro, black and white cats are the BEST!!! If he hangs around for more than two days you won't be able to let him go.

CDSmith 05-03-2008 10:27 AM

Put that cat to work!

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-03-2008 10:28 AM

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Furious_Male 05-03-2008 10:30 AM

They can still climb without front claws. I trust he still has his rears? I have seen declawed cats (front only) climb up huge pine trees with no branches for the first 20 feet. They are pretty resourceful.

Someone is probably looking for him. Put up more notices. If you dont hear anything enjoy your new cat.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-03-2008 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 14145655)


that's a great gif :1orglaugh


i like that cat, i'd hang out with him if he was closer.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-03-2008 10:34 AM

that's pretty elaborate...

one good smack with one of these will do...

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msan 05-04-2008 06:12 AM

If nobody claims the cat, just keep it. Be sure to have kitty litter around.

Jayvis 05-04-2008 06:20 AM

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collegeboobies 05-04-2008 06:30 AM

If you want a cat keep it. Be sure to leave signs up and let him out if he wants so he isnt just your prisoner.

Tat2Jr 05-04-2008 06:44 AM

This is such a sign. Of course put up found posters, but no one is gonna answer. He's yours for sure, and Penny is so right, cats are SO easy to take care of. With fresh litter, 2 cans of cat food, and lots of dry food and you can easily leave him alone for 5 days. Enjoy your new pal. Cats rock. And I may be crazy, but I think you should name him "The Dude" after Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski. Although Dante is good.

BTW - lots of people that get into foreclosure leave their pets behind to fend for themselves. Fucked up assholes. Saw a big story on it on ABC News.

lulu36 05-04-2008 07:03 AM

its a no brainer. Dante has already adopted you. :) if no one claims him, i'd say he's yours. he's going to be an appreciative kitty. well, as appreciate as a cat can be.

vod 05-04-2008 07:06 AM

set the pussy free ;- )

plyndrty 05-04-2008 08:05 AM

CHECK TO SEE IF THE CAT IS LOJACKED!!!!:2 cents::winkwink:

I don't know if someone has said this yet, (did not read every reply) but take the cat to the local pound or animal control and see if the cat has a CHIP!

evildick 05-04-2008 08:06 AM

I believe he already posted another thread that said he found the original owner.

Spunky 05-04-2008 11:28 AM

If he's been declawed,I'd keep him..looks like a nice cat

IllTestYourGirls 05-04-2008 12:05 PM

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wargames 05-04-2008 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayvis (Post 14147714)

FAIL :1orglaugh



Also cute pussy Airek :winkwink:

Iron Fist 05-04-2008 01:35 PM

First thing you need to do i bring him to the local SPCA and get the cat scanned for microchips... if they have one implanted, it will give them the owner and you can return the cat to them. Second thing you should do, is make sure they are fully vaccinated.

C H R I S 05-04-2008 03:21 PM

He's yours now - except your destiny.

viencarl 05-05-2008 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash (Post 14145437)
go to local pet shop and see if the want him.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :error

nico-t 05-05-2008 07:19 AM

i still cant get used to the fact that declawing is accepted in some countries... it's a form of animal cruelty in my opinion.

Scott McD 05-05-2008 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 14150708)
i still cant get used to the fact that declawing is accepted in some countries... it's a form of animal cruelty in my opinion.

Yeah, tell me about it... :disgust

carol.prime 05-05-2008 09:32 AM

just keep him for now..especially if it's good cat..
having a cat at home is cool. ;) enjoy the day with him.. hehehe!

Kudles 05-05-2008 09:33 AM

Ahh so cute!! Keep it!

Ahoddie 05-05-2008 10:39 AM

Definitely keep him around -- get him some catnip, make the couch his "spot," and post FOUND CAT signs in your building and on nearby lamp posts. If you don't hear from anyone in a week, consider Dante your new best friend.

He likely either jumped from another balcony (as others have guessed) or he may have hopped from the ground level from balcony to balcony and ended up in yours. He looks really sweet. :)

seeric 05-05-2008 11:04 AM

We found the owner!

Homie got his owner back!

For a second I thought I was gonna be stuck with him. He was a cool cat though, I wouldn't have cared.

I still have no freaking idea how he got on a second story balcony with no front claws. Unless some asshole punk kid threw him up there to be funny.


No idea. Glad he made it home.


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