Would you fuck a dead chick?
 

I mean grade A pussy, Hypothetically speaking of course, let's just say you worked in a morgue (the late, late shift) at the local hospital.

Say some grade A piece of pussy just came in from an anyeurysm (or some other nonphysical ailment) and she was dead. There is no one around and you are staring at her giant 38DD breasts and sweet shaved pussy.

Would you hit it knowing that you could NEVER be caught? Mind you the body is still warm.

I know this is a strange question, but would you do it? :1orglaugh

How fresh?

oh, still warm . . . hmmm, I heard it is pretty good

This thread is useless without pics.

LOL @ baddog

Not my style ...

still warm? hmmm wouldnt have to listen to her bitch if i didnt do something to her liking lol

Very fucked up :/

When I was a kid (first grade), a bud of mine's parents owned a local mortuary.

He came to school one day with a ring of this bluish dye circumnavigating his hand from the small of the thumb/index finger to the other side of the palm.

He claimed that it was from him sticking his hand up the vagina of a recent arrival at his mom's work... the embalming liquids or some shit dyed his hand as a result.

I don't think my 7-year-old brain was able to fully process the situation.

Never been married I guess.

I've fucked girls before that I thought was dead so why not. :thumbsup

Not like you can get the bitch prenant or anything.

no that is just like fucking your wife after 15 years of marrige give me fresh live horny bitches hahahahaha

i'd fuck her tits

ummm no thanks

the fact that you've posted this thread means that you've actually considered it. yikes!

of course i would.. especially if she was young with blonde hair and cute feet!

A story just like that has been headline news here in the UK the past week or so.

A guy fucked a chick who had been stabbed to death and he found her lying in the bushes. He had been out drinking, and when he stumbled across her, he fucked her !

That's his side of the story though, to make him sound better would you believe. He denies murdering her, and only fucking her dead body... :Oh crap

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Tip ... If you place a dead girl in a room with strobe lights firing randomly from each corner it gives the appearance she is moving.

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i'd pound the shit out of a dead chick, maybe even get my dick haunted, who knows.

Sure. Get all up in that shit.

Microwave. heats from the inside out.


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this might just be my answer.... body still really warm or just heaters pointed at her?

Hell no. I don't fuck dead things.

In your scenario the body would most likely would have to be autopsied so your sperm would be found in her pussy or wherever.

Wow, that's fucked up :eek7

dude, that is just sick

"Or wherever" :Oh crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

it depends if I can eat her afterwards, what did you have in mind ?

never again ...

I think I'd not .. i'd rather get the fuck out and fish around. I respect the dead.

WTF, hahaha great question. Nevah...

Hell noo

I bet all kinds of strange stuff happens in mortuaries. Nobody to complain about it. If you have the stomach to work on deceased people, there probably aren't many things out of your range.

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i heard the brains with eggs is great. Like chorizo... in a burrito

I don't like the name tag between your toes.
I don't like the snot running out of your nose.
I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body when I hold you close.
I love rigor mortis when it just sets in.
I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been.
A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.

Every new girl's another three day affair.
I got to be gentle not to pull out your hair.
It really doesn't matter if she's gray haired and old.
It really doesn't matter if she's too young and cold.

Smiling in emergency a drag your O.K.
I'd rather make it with you when you're DOA.
Lying there stiff when it's time to play.
I can't wait till the undertaker goes away.
Hanging upside down when you're getting drained.
S&M pleasure on the wall when you're chained.
When you splatter love juices still remain and baby how I love you when you fuck me dead.
Baby I love it when you fuck me dead.

Baby, baby, I'll hold you close.
Quick, quick before you decompose.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck.

Isnt this a Nickelback song? Could swear I just heard it on the radio.

"Fuck yeah, motherfucker
I don't want no stuck up
Little sassy rassy bitch
Ya know what I'm saying
I want me a cold stanky bitch
So bring it on, dead momma"

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really great bunch of kids, don't let the name fool you
 

http://www.fartfly.com/rigormortis.jpg
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2. Demons (4:04)
3. Bodily Dismemberment (5:18)
4. Condemned to Hell (3:41)
5. Wizard of Gore (3:56)
6. Shroud of Gloom (2:43)
7. Die in Pain (3:56)
8. Vampire (5:00)
9. Re-Animator (3:23)
10. Slow Death (5:33)
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Still warm and just recent? Hells to the fuck yeaz boooyeeeeee

I'm sure this has happened before. Fucking sick if you ask me.

I've fucked chicks who seemed like they were dead but I would never stick it in a corpse...

No one would fuck a dead chick. Even a hot one.
 

Not even Dennis Rodman, full of Viagra.

Honestly, if you were ever near a freshly dead person (I have been, several times. it's icky) you would not even ask this question. They get cold and hard real fast. Also, the bowels relax upon death, so unless the hot chick went the to bathroom shortly before expiring, you'd have to have a scat thing, to go along with the necrophilia thing.

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Also, Dennis Rodman, even though you are a sick sick boy, I LOVE your sig.

Can you still get a disease if she has one? How fucked up would that be? She's dead but you now have to live with her for life!! Muuuaahahaha!

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I dont think I could do it...Quite sick.