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Lace 02-29-2008 03:45 PM

51 dead chicks getting fucked

ztik 02-29-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistah Charlie (Post 13852417)
so unless the hot chick went the to bathroom shortly before expiring, you'd have to have a scat thing, to go along with the necrophilia thing.

:321GFY

Dude, you are making me horny. Holy fuck im gonna nut!!!

Evil E 02-29-2008 03:55 PM

I don't think it's a very hygienic practice.

moeloubani 02-29-2008 04:20 PM

:error:error:error:error:error:error:error

bronco67 02-29-2008 07:16 PM

Cold is ok...I like rollin over and hittin that ass early in the morning, when the cheeks are cold and clammy.

Spunky 02-29-2008 07:30 PM

Hell no..that is disgusting

DeadFidel 02-29-2008 07:50 PM

What's funny (not) is from the header I thought Dennis would be beat up.
I was wrong.:throwup

alt.sex.necrophilia :(

Bojangles 02-29-2008 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13852032)
When I was a kid (first grade), a bud of mine's parents owned a local mortuary.

He came to school one day with a ring of this bluish dye circumnavigating his hand from the small of the thumb/index finger to the other side of the palm.

He claimed that it was from him sticking his hand up the vagina of a recent arrival at his mom's work... the embalming liquids or some shit dyed his hand as a result.

I don't think my 7-year-old brain was able to fully process the situation.

Damn. That's crazy.

tony286 02-29-2008 08:17 PM

sorry I would pass.

StarkReality 02-29-2008 08:17 PM

Sick necros...of couse NOT, disgusting idea.

VeriSexy 02-29-2008 08:43 PM

I'll take the pass

denny007 02-29-2008 08:55 PM

Could be good niche, but all good domains are taken:
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deadgirls.com
deadgirl.com
deadcunt.com
deadfuck.com
fuckdead.com
fuckdeadgirls.com
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All taken...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-29-2008 09:15 PM

i only fuck dead animals...

dead people? that's just sick...

neewwman 02-29-2008 10:18 PM

Conversation overheard between two mortuary workers:

"Did you check out that young hot girl they brought in?"
"What about her?"
"Her clit is just like a pickle."
"That big?"
"No, that sour."

Spunky 02-29-2008 10:20 PM

I love the dead before they're cold,their rotting flesh for me to hold....Alice Cooper

Bojangles 02-29-2008 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neewwman (Post 13853804)
Conversation overheard between two mortuary workers:

"Did you check out that young hot girl they brought in?"
"What about her?"
"Her clit is just like a pickle."
"That big?"
"No, that sour."

:1orglaugh

goldmine 02-29-2008 10:30 PM

no... but i think it will really depends on the dead body. If it's dead natalie portman i think i would hit it.

I think all of us can be necrophillic depending on the dead body's appeal on us.

2c

DeadFidel 02-29-2008 11:22 PM

So you got your hits shithead.

My little sister was 17 when she was killed just the way dream. Snaped neck in a car crash. IF I read this thread 9 years ago, I would spend all my money to hunt you down a kill you. Then I would cut your body in chunks, put them in a grinder and feed them to hungry dogs while the ones you love watched.

Still may think it out. End this thread. I have proof I am a bit nutty.

woj 02-29-2008 11:25 PM

hell no...

flashfire 03-01-2008 02:05 AM

why did I read this...get a life guys

A.J. Angel 03-01-2008 02:16 AM

This is just so fucking wrong and sick!

Fucking a dead chick is just so fucked up!

:Oh crap

draude 03-01-2008 04:00 AM

definetly... NO

DjiXas 03-01-2008 04:52 AM

OK....

What about this situation:

You're fucking a girl, almost finishd but she dies (heart attack or whatever).

Would you continue fucking her till you finish and then call 911 or?

EviLGuY 03-01-2008 05:25 AM

what parts of the chic needs to be fucked ?

Dennis Rodman 03-01-2008 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 13853971)
So you got your hits shithead.

My little sister was 17 when she was killed just the way dream. Snaped neck in a car crash. IF I read this thread 9 years ago, I would spend all my money to hunt you down a kill you. Then I would cut your body in chunks, put them in a grinder and feed them to hungry dogs while the ones you love watched.

Still may think it out. End this thread. I have proof I am a bit nutty.

What the fuck are you talking about? I am sorry about your sister but I hate to be the one to let you know, that this thread has nothing to do with her. Fuck you you fucking stinky Cuban fuck.

Hunt me cock sucker. Im waiting. Want my cell number you fat fuck? Threaten me, I will slit your fucking throat bitch and drop 2 lbs. off .44 lead between your fucking eyesockets.

The fact that you would equate your fucking dead ass sister ( whom I might add was only 17 ), and this thread speaks volumes. I hope YOU die in a fiery car wreck, commie cock sucking faggot.

Fuck you and your proof of being nutty. I'll come to fucking Cuba just to slam my cock down your throat bitch. :2 cents: You are a nobody. :2 cents:

WebmasterMann 03-01-2008 06:18 AM

i like to buy a vowel, word spells necrophilia

meatboss 03-01-2008 06:32 AM

I sex chicks, I'll even fuck a dead bitch.

WebmasterMann 03-01-2008 06:36 AM

would anybody here pay to learn how to pick up chicks, i mean if you're desperate enough to fuck dead chicks how about paying to learn how to seduce women......

who 03-01-2008 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Rodman (Post 13854579)
What the fuck are you talking about? I am sorry about your sister but I hate to be the one to let you know, that this thread has nothing to do with her. Fuck you you fucking stinky Cuban fuck.

Hunt me cock sucker. Im waiting. Want my cell number you fat fuck? Threaten me, I will slit your fucking throat bitch and drop 2 lbs. off .44 lead between your fucking eyesockets.

The fact that you would equate your fucking dead ass sister ( whom I might add was only 17 ), and this thread speaks volumes. I hope YOU die in a fiery car wreck, commie cock sucking faggot.

Fuck you and your proof of being nutty. I'll come to fucking Cuba just to slam my cock down your throat bitch. :2 cents: You are a nobody. :2 cents:

Retarded much?:eyecrazy:eyecrazy:eyecrazy

Dennis Rodman 03-01-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 13854661)
Retarded much?:eyecrazy:eyecrazy:eyecrazy

yes............. always

mineistaken 03-01-2008 02:02 PM

thats fucking sick

KILL_FRENZY 03-01-2008 02:13 PM

I don't think so :Oh crap

yuu.design 03-01-2008 02:26 PM

what ever floats your boat .....but god! NO WAY it's not for me !!!!

Broo 03-01-2008 02:39 PM

I'm gonna fuck right now

viencarl 03-03-2008 07:51 AM

definitely no you must know how to control lust lol:):):)

ADL Colin 03-03-2008 07:56 AM

Without a condom and I'd cum in her ass

G-Rotica 03-03-2008 08:59 AM

sure, if she was still warm :hitit

Violetta 03-03-2008 09:51 AM

no... Never. A doll perhaps, but not a dead girl :( damn!


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