It won't hurt, it's not THAT big......:pimp

...i actually forgot to add mine to my own thread.

I once told a girl that I was Ronnie O'Sullivan's Brother.

Actually I've used that one twice. The second time around my mate told her the truth and fucked her himself...bastard!

Don't worry about a condom, I don't have aids.

I remember banging some "last call" bar pig, I lied after. I was banging her in her Hyundai in a parking lot(real classy...lol) as soon as I popped ,I look up yell "Cops" and ran.

best one was at a party where I said I need to go, I have a date to meet with.
Worked, and was actually true, I should have left though :1orglaugh

That fuckin rocks! :thumbsup

Treat her exactly like the whore she is for letting a guy fuck her in a club parking lot.

she deserves it.

Dude...that is fucking hilarious

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Big Red is my hero hahaha

I never lie, actually I usually just treat em like crap until they break down and want to prove to me they are worth something... who knows why chicks need an assholes approval but it works.

:warning

"No... I'm not your cousin."

/:warning

The I love you card

:1orglaugh that's horrible

"I fuck you now" :)

lol this thread delivers

I'm a Porn Producer (used it at Inernext 2 yrs ago)

I couldn't help but laugh as I watched her give me a BJ through a frame I made with my fingers looking at her with one eye :)

"No, I didn't put a roofie in your drink."

"I promise I'll put you as the main photo on the movie boxcover".

If it was in the Winter of 1987 in Upstate NY, and you met the guy at a big party and the guy was totally wasted and he took you to his place and the guy went down on you, and you left before he woke up and put a note on the pillow....

I gotta tell you, that was just bullshit.. i couldn't get the shit out of my sheets and when i looked in the mirror in the morning, i was just completely besides myself...

i just gotta say.. it took me 6 years before i was able to go down on a woman again, and at least another 4 more before i could actually enjoy it again...

Never had to lie..