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Forest 01-10-2008 06:58 PM

The Miami Dolphins (Good Joke HaHaHa)
 
Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up;
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and
so she asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the
alley with some guy and do it with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is
that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Miami Dolphins, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Profits of Doom 01-10-2008 07:01 PM

You really know how to hurt a guy...:Oh crap

CDSmith 01-10-2008 07:03 PM

oooooooh...

BURN!

Forest 01-10-2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 13635908)
You really know how to hurt a guy...:Oh crap

dude I LIVE in hollywood. I went to 5 dolphins games last year so I know just how hard it is to be a fan of the fins :1orglaugh:mad::(

But the Tuna is gonna turn all that around. They is gonna be a contender in a few years

:thumbsup

madfuck 01-10-2008 07:54 PM

thy are doin good this year ") rite on...

tony286 01-10-2008 07:56 PM

thats too funny.

D 01-10-2008 09:27 PM

:1orglaugh

Snake Doctor 01-10-2008 10:54 PM

You are on my list.

PartyLikeAPornstar 01-10-2008 11:03 PM

Q: How do you keep the entire Dolphins team away from your front lawn by yourself?
























A: Put a goal post in it.

Spunky 01-10-2008 11:07 PM

Lol..that wasn't bad

wanted 01-10-2008 11:11 PM

pretty funny actually :)

wtfent 01-10-2008 11:29 PM

ouch!!!!!!

Violetta 01-11-2008 12:33 AM

haha... nice

Vick! 01-11-2008 12:43 AM

o'lolz...

sicone 01-11-2008 12:43 AM

what happened to lil johnny?

DeadFidel 01-11-2008 12:46 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Simple, clever:thumbsup

Can't wait 'till Sunday!

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