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Old 01-10-2008, 06:58 PM   #1
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The Miami Dolphins (Good Joke HaHaHa)
Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up;
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and
so she asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the
alley with some guy and do it with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is
that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Miami Dolphins, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:01 PM   #2
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You really know how to hurt a guy...
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:03 PM   #3
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:03 PM   #4
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dude I LIVE in hollywood. I went to 5 dolphins games last year so I know just how hard it is to be a fan of the fins

But the Tuna is gonna turn all that around. They is gonna be a contender in a few years
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:54 PM   #5
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thy are doin good this year ") rite on...
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:56 PM   #6
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thats too funny.
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Old 01-10-2008, 09:27 PM   #7
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:54 PM   #8
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:03 PM   #9
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Q: How do you keep the entire Dolphins team away from your front lawn by yourself?
























A: Put a goal post in it.
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:07 PM   #10
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Lol..that wasn't bad
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:11 PM   #11
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:29 PM   #12
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:33 AM   #13
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:43 AM   #14
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:43 AM   #15
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what happened to lil johnny?
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:46 AM   #16
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