Annoying friends who want to get into the biz
 

I have a friend who thinks this job is very easy and you can make a fortune by spending 5 mins per day. I tried to help him and offered him a few things he can do to start helping me. Gave him a list of URLs to write descriptions for, found that too boring. Video editing - boring. Image editing - boring.

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So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring.

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thankfully none of my outside the industry friends want in.

i would tell them theyre on their own.

Shit, this thread sucks ass.

I tried helping a few friends, one of them didn't mind submitting galleries for a while. Most don't like doing the same thing everyday like I'm doing pretty much. Or maybe it was just the work I was giving them to do lol

and you bore yourself by reading every single thread that doesn't even interest you?

get a sense of humor, you'll need it here

If someone tells me he's interested I just give him a link to cozy and tell him to RTFM. I did that once and never heard back from the person about that subject.

I bore myself to sleep by replying to half-witted attempts at threads, much like this one. I'm saving a fortune on Ambien.

Yeah, I had a few friends who wanted in....most of them couldn't handle sitting in front of a computer for more than two hours.

I told them before they can be a true adult webmaster, they must quit their mainstream job, don't follow any schedule, stay up past 4:00am, wake up naturally, must be able to at least handle sitting in front of the computer for 5 hours straight in their underwear, must be able to get the latest news on any topic, be able to drink and work, etc... this list is bigger...keep adding...

I'm sure you have lots of time to do that... considering that shitty scripts you offer (based on your signature link). :1orglaugh

Show us your tits.

"I'm sick of my job, can you show me that thing you do from home because I don't want a real job anymore" :error

Your pal is no different then many others we all know.

I love people who are friends, or not, and contact me to say something to the effect of, "Yeah, I would do your business if you can help me make $1k a day".

Oh yeah sure. Lemme grab my magic lamp and grant you three wishes.

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That's hilarious, I do the same thing now.

I give them a set of links. I tell them to read through all of them, and once they are done. I will ask them about the info. If they can answer my questions, I will help them (for free).

None have made it.

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LOL i do the same cozy academy ftw :) :thumbsup

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Nothing but problems ever come out of this situation.

These days I just ignore people when they try to drop hints about me helping them get into the biz.

I used to try but that got old REAL fast and fucked up my business/recruiting efforts as well.

Just another headache that I don't need.

tell him that he can start by signing up to your affiliate links and make $30+ a sale.

I always tell them to start being a stunt cock, the way up from there is easy LOL

UGH! I know! A bunch of guys try to brag to me about how long they can fuck and they should be in porns... haha thats not all it takes hunny!!!

what else does it take?

32 ounces of cum.

Just kick your friend off

It takes realizing that its not just like fucking in bed! There are people around, hot ass lights, stopping video to do stills, "cumming on command", and a bunch of other aspects that they don't realize!

Our company produces a dozen adult video lines and there is a lot more to it than most people think.

I tell them the truth ,how its not easy money anymore. You have to be able to do your day job and work full time nights and weekends. Plan on making very little money for at least 6 months. They look at me like im lying and go away. lol

at least we have Christine Model too watch bounce

Luckily, my friends think I bullshit everything I say when it comes to this biz and thus I don't have to worry about this kinda stuff!

Give it up... there's no hope for him lol

Oh My God!!! This is my favourite comment from this entire website!!!!!!!!!!!
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my sides hurt from how loud and long I laughed. I hope I get to meet you in Vegas!!!!