Annoying friends who want to get into the biz - GoFuckYourself.com

fuckingfuck · 01-06-2008, 03:20 PM

I have a friend who thinks this job is very easy and you can make a fortune by spending 5 mins per day. I tried to help him and offered him a few things he can do to start helping me. Gave him a list of URLs to write descriptions for, found that too boring. Video editing - boring. Image editing - boring.

GrouchyAdmin · 01-06-2008, 03:21 PM

So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring.

L-Pink · 01-06-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring.

seeric · 01-06-2008, 03:23 PM

thankfully none of my outside the industry friends want in.

i would tell them theyre on their own.

VForV · 01-06-2008, 03:23 PM

Shit, this thread sucks ass.

Sosa · 01-06-2008, 03:24 PM

I tried helping a few friends, one of them didn't mind submitting galleries for a while. Most don't like doing the same thing everyday like I'm doing pretty much. Or maybe it was just the work I was giving them to do lol

fuckingfuck · 01-06-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring.

and you bore yourself by reading every single thread that doesn't even interest you?

L-Pink · 01-06-2008, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fuckingfuck

and you bore yourself by reading every single thread that doesn't even interest you?

get a sense of humor, you'll need it here

Evil E · 01-06-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fuckingfuck

I have a friend who thinks this job is very easy and you can make a fortune by spending 5 mins per day. I tried to help him and offered him a few things he can do to start helping me. Gave him a list of URLs to write descriptions for, found that too boring. Video editing - boring. Image editing - boring.

If someone tells me he's interested I just give him a link to cozy and tell him to RTFM. I did that once and never heard back from the person about that subject.

GrouchyAdmin · 01-06-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fuckingfuck

and you bore yourself by reading every single thread that doesn't even interest you?

I bore myself to sleep by replying to half-witted attempts at threads, much like this one. I'm saving a fortune on Ambien.

TheSenator · 01-06-2008, 03:30 PM

Yeah, I had a few friends who wanted in....most of them couldn't handle sitting in front of a computer for more than two hours.

I told them before they can be a true adult webmaster, they must quit their mainstream job, don't follow any schedule, stay up past 4:00am, wake up naturally, must be able to at least handle sitting in front of the computer for 5 hours straight in their underwear, must be able to get the latest news on any topic, be able to drink and work, etc... this list is bigger...keep adding...

fuckingfuck · 01-06-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I bore myself to sleep by replying to half-witted attempts at threads, much like this one. I'm saving a fortune on Ambien.

I'm sure you have lots of time to do that... considering that shitty scripts you offer (based on your signature link).

GrouchyAdmin · 01-06-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by fuckingfuck

I'm sure you have lots of time to do that... considering that shitty scripts you offer (based on your signature link).

Show us your tits.

OzMan · 01-06-2008, 03:33 PM

"I'm sick of my job, can you show me that thing you do from home because I don't want a real job anymore"

Barefootsies · 01-06-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fuckingfuck

I have a friend who thinks this job is very easy and you can make a fortune by spending 5 mins per day. I tried to help him and offered him a few things he can do to start helping me. Gave him a list of URLs to write descriptions for, found that too boring. Video editing - boring. Image editing - boring.

Your pal is no different then many others we all know.

I love people who are friends, or not, and contact me to say something to the effect of, "Yeah, I would do your business if you can help me make $1k a day".

Oh yeah sure. Lemme grab my magic lamp and grant you three wishes.

Barefootsies · 01-06-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by knew

If someone tells me he's interested I just give him a link to cozy and tell him to RTFM. I did that once and never heard back from the person about that subject.

That's hilarious, I do the same thing now.

I give them a set of links. I tell them to read through all of them, and once they are done. I will ask them about the info. If they can answer my questions, I will help them (for free).

None have made it.

xmas13 · 01-06-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I love people who are friends, or not, and contact me to say something to the effect of, "Yeah, I would do your business if you can help me make $1k a day".

Oh yeah sure. Lemme grab my magic lamp and grant you three wishes.

wargames · 01-06-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knew

If someone tells me he's interested I just give him a link to cozy and tell him to RTFM. I did that once and never heard back from the person about that subject.

LOL i do the same cozy academy ftw

Xrated J · 01-06-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I bore myself to sleep by replying to half-witted attempts at threads, much like this one. I'm saving a fortune on Ambien.

AaronM · 01-06-2008, 06:23 PM

Nothing but problems ever come out of this situation.

These days I just ignore people when they try to drop hints about me helping them get into the biz.

I used to try but that got old REAL fast and fucked up my business/recruiting efforts as well.

Just another headache that I don't need.

ridikuloz · 01-06-2008, 08:16 PM

tell him that he can start by signing up to your affiliate links and make $30+ a sale.

NickB. · 01-06-2008, 08:33 PM

I always tell them to start being a stunt cock, the way up from there is easy LOL

LexiSexton · 01-06-2008, 08:33 PM

UGH! I know! A bunch of guys try to brag to me about how long they can fuck and they should be in porns... haha thats not all it takes hunny!!!

Xrated J · 01-06-2008, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by LexiSexton

UGH! I know! A bunch of guys try to brag to me about how long they can fuck and they should be in porns... haha thats not all it takes hunny!!!

what else does it take?

Steve Awesome · 01-06-2008, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Yonnie Gogolack

what else does it take?

32 ounces of cum.

mynameisyep · 01-06-2008, 09:00 PM

Just kick your friend off

LexiSexton · 01-06-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Yonnie Gogolack

what else does it take?

It takes realizing that its not just like fucking in bed! There are people around, hot ass lights, stopping video to do stills, "cumming on command", and a bunch of other aspects that they don't realize!

Our company produces a dozen adult video lines and there is a lot more to it than most people think.

tony286 · 01-06-2008, 09:06 PM

I tell them the truth ,how its not easy money anymore. You have to be able to do your day job and work full time nights and weekends. Plan on making very little money for at least 6 months. They look at me like im lying and go away. lol

sicone · 01-06-2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring.

at least we have Christine Model too watch bounce

Jayvis · 01-06-2008, 09:11 PM

Luckily, my friends think I bullshit everything I say when it comes to this biz and thus I don't have to worry about this kinda stuff!

Violetta · 01-06-2008, 11:48 PM

Give it up... there's no hope for him lol

CleopatraoftheNile · 01-06-2008, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I bore myself to sleep by replying to half-witted attempts at threads, much like this one. I'm saving a fortune on Ambien.

Oh My God!!! This is my favourite comment from this entire website!!!!!!!!!!!

my sides hurt from how loud and long I laughed. I hope I get to meet you in Vegas!!!!

01-06-2008, 03:20 PM	#1
fuckingfuck Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 521	Annoying friends who want to get into the biz I have a friend who thinks this job is very easy and you can make a fortune by spending 5 mins per day. I tried to help him and offered him a few things he can do to start helping me. Gave him a list of URLs to write descriptions for, found that too boring. Video editing - boring. Image editing - boring. __________________ AA

01-06-2008, 03:21 PM	#2
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	So you posted this thread, which is incredibly boring. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

01-06-2008, 03:30 PM	#11
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,337	Yeah, I had a few friends who wanted in....most of them couldn't handle sitting in front of a computer for more than two hours. I told them before they can be a true adult webmaster, they must quit their mainstream job, don't follow any schedule, stay up past 4:00am, wake up naturally, must be able to at least handle sitting in front of the computer for 5 hours straight in their underwear, must be able to get the latest news on any topic, be able to drink and work, etc... this list is bigger...keep adding... __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

01-06-2008, 08:16 PM	#21
ridikuloz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ▓NY▓ Posts: 2,080	tell him that he can start by signing up to your affiliate links and make $30+ a sale. __________________ Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

01-06-2008, 08:33 PM	#23
LexiSexton Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 62	UGH! I know! A bunch of guys try to brag to me about how long they can fuck and they should be in porns... haha thats not all it takes hunny!!! __________________ MAKE SOME $EXYGIRL$CA$H

01-06-2008, 03:23 PM	#4
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	thankfully none of my outside the industry friends want in. i would tell them theyre on their own.

01-06-2008, 03:23 PM	#5
VForV Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NY/NJ/London Posts: 235	Shit, this thread sucks ass.

01-06-2008, 03:24 PM	#6
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	I tried helping a few friends, one of them didn't mind submitting galleries for a while. Most don't like doing the same thing everyday like I'm doing pretty much. Or maybe it was just the work I was giving them to do lol

01-06-2008, 03:33 PM	#14
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	"I'm sick of my job, can you show me that thing you do from home because I don't want a real job anymore"

01-06-2008, 06:23 PM	#20
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Nothing but problems ever come out of this situation. These days I just ignore people when they try to drop hints about me helping them get into the biz. I used to try but that got old REAL fast and fucked up my business/recruiting efforts as well. Just another headache that I don't need.

01-06-2008, 08:33 PM	#22
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	I always tell them to start being a stunt cock, the way up from there is easy LOL

01-06-2008, 09:00 PM	#26
mynameisyep Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 233	Just kick your friend off __________________ The Adult Niche EMAIL ME

01-06-2008, 09:06 PM	#28
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I tell them the truth ,how its not easy money anymore. You have to be able to do your day job and work full time nights and weekends. Plan on making very little money for at least 6 months. They look at me like im lying and go away. lol

01-06-2008, 09:11 PM	#30
Jayvis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 5,428	Luckily, my friends think I bullshit everything I say when it comes to this biz and thus I don't have to worry about this kinda stuff!

01-06-2008, 11:48 PM	#31
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	Give it up... there's no hope for him lol __________________ M&A Queen