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bausch 12-08-2007 09:07 PM

Please help me assemble a table (picture inside)
 
I am done assembling the whole thing except for the last part of the table. There is a round base that is attached to a pole. There are 3 bolts and washers that are supposed to go in with an Allen wrench.

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2...1123zb9.th.jpg

I can only fit in one bolt in but the other 2 are stuck. I tried doing it simultaneously, like do one bolt a little at a time and go on to the next one but it's still stuck. How do I get all the bolts in?

woj 12-08-2007 09:11 PM

Get some man to help you out...

bausch 12-08-2007 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 13488819)
Get some man to help you out...

If I had a man to help me I wouldn't be here on gfy asking for help.

HouseHead 12-08-2007 09:17 PM

google it

Scroto 12-08-2007 09:19 PM

sounds like they're cross threaded

Redrob 12-08-2007 09:20 PM

First, I'd just start the tip of the first, second and third bolts, then I'd tighten them all down halfway, then, finally, tighten them all the way down.

Redrob 12-08-2007 09:21 PM

Cross threading can be cured with a small file and carefully clean the grooves on the bolt. Sometimes, you can get past the stuck part. Good luck.

Spunky 12-08-2007 09:23 PM

How many threads go through before it siezes?..could be the nut needs a tap to run through it first so it cleans the threads

bausch 12-08-2007 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 13488836)
First, I'd just start the tip of the first, second and third bolts, then I'd tighten them all down halfway, then, finally, tighten them all the way down.

Ok, thanks, I'll try this now...

HeadPimp 12-08-2007 09:41 PM

Yup loosen the one you have already in, lube 'em up and take em all in a little at a time. If that doesn't do it then it is a threading issue.

Gotta love high quality manufacturing? Lemme guess, IKEA?

bausch 12-08-2007 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadPimp (Post 13488936)
Yup loosen the one you have already in, lube 'em up and take em all in a little at a time. If that doesn't do it then it is a threading issue.

Gotta love high quality manufacturing? Lemme guess, IKEA?

No, http://www.cb2.com/ New Crate and Barrel online store.

What do I use to lube the bolt with?

bausch 12-08-2007 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13488844)
How many threads go through before it siezes?..could be the nut needs a tap to run through it first so it cleans the threads

I don't know. Are you asking me how many round circles are going through before it gets stuck? I don't know because the bolt is going inside so I can't see.

Mr Bond 12-08-2007 09:46 PM

Hammer-Time

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bausch 12-08-2007 10:04 PM

Ok, what I did was I took the whole base off and tried screwing the bolts DIRECTLY into the holes with nothing in between and same thing, 2 bolts keep getting stuck. I think that the holes weren't drilled right to begin with and that's why they just won't go in.

Is this something that can be fixed? If I hire a handyman will they be able to get those two bolts in for me even IF the holes were drilled in wrong to begin with?

SilentKnight 12-08-2007 10:10 PM

I'd consider returning/exchanging the thang. Sounds like the threads were fouled up from the factory, either on the bolts or the holes.

bausch 12-08-2007 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 13488997)
I'd consider returning/exchanging the thang. Sounds like the threads were fouled up from the factory, either on the bolts or the holes.

I would prefer not to because it's all already assembled except the last part, plus it's a lot of work to unscrew everything and pack it, plus I cannot carry it to the post office to mail it back (it's too heavy for me and I have no one to help me). Is there a way to get it to work?

bausch 12-08-2007 10:29 PM

Here I tried putting the bolt directly in without anything in between, and it's still stuck.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1...1127os1.th.jpg

baddog 12-08-2007 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 13489025)
I would prefer not to because it's all already assembled except the last part, plus it's a lot of work to unscrew everything and pack it, plus I cannot carry it to the post office to mail it back (it's too heavy for me and I have no one to help me). Is there a way to get it to work?

Are you trying to do this by hand or are you using a tool to help you?

baddog 12-08-2007 10:34 PM

Looked at your pics. Do this.

Using your allen wrench simply work the bolt in back and forth so that each time you go in a little further.

You might try some

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/upl...12/3in1oil.jpg


Have you tried putting the bolt that goes all the way in the one hole in the other two? You need to isolate if it is the screws that are messed up, or the holes themselves.


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