top 10 reasons Canada is a piece of shit and needs to be invaded...
 

10. Fucking cold eh
9. Local cable
8. Broadband availability
7. The french
6. High tax rates
5. Lame ass soccer team
4. Lame ass hockey team
4a. President is a stroker
3. Amount of yellow asian slant-eyed bastards and stinky pakkis
2. Military couldnt fight its way out of a wet paper bag
1. Ugliest women in the world

stfu

Hell -- I'm not even Canadian, but...

:321GFY

Ah now, whats wrong with Canada?

Good herbs,.... good..... umm..... herbs yeah!

Herbs!

:winkwink:

1 post wonder... have you even fucking been here ?

:321GFY

why would you want to invade it if it sucks so bad?

Fuck off and leave us to our fresh water, clean air, resources, hot chicks and free health care.

it's catually better dumbfucks like you think canada is a shithole.

4a. President is a stroker
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I didnt know we have a president. I am learning something new every day:321GFY

"10. Fucking cold eh"
Umm, it never snows in the USA?

"9. Local cable "
Granted, our cable sucks but that is why we steal your DSS feeds".

"8. Broadband availability"
"Try living in the city not out in the middle of nowhere, like most american hick towns.

"7. The french"
The french every suck, not just the ones in canada

"6. High tax rates"
Maybe soo, but we dont need to pay for healthcare, nor do we let our children rot because they dont have healthcare insurance.

"5. Lame ass soccer team"
We even have a soccer team? im s ure it is better than the american's.

"4. Lame ass hockey team"
Hey Dipshit, who invented hockey, long with basketball. Your Favorite pasttime (baseball) if full of a bunch of fucking overpaid losers like yourself.

"4a. President is a stroker"
Hard for the pres to be a stroker when we dont have a pres.

3. Amount of yellow asian slant-eyed bastards and stinky pakkis
"How about the amount of Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, in america, after all your population is about 10times higher and we all know Canadians have more sex than americans.

"2. Military couldnt fight its way out of a wet paper bag"
This is your first valid point!

"1. Ugliest women in the world "

Yes, Pam Anderson is UGLY.

Joe

Canada has a President? is that like Prince Charles or William Shatner?

shemp

Get your facts straight! Austin Powers is the Canadian President.

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/scifita...s/austin31.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

if you're going to flame canada at least get your details right.

10) Here in Vancouver, it fucking warm, eh? Guys are in their shorts and girls are in their haltertops.
9) Local cable? huh? we've got cable in our igloos.
8) Broadband? huh? Canada rates #1 in the world in terms of its availability and where i live we're tops in Canada.
7) The French? Quebec girls are cute and the boys even cuter.
6) High Taxes. Yeah, I complain about high taxes too... until someone I know is in the hospital and he pays virtually nothinng while Americans have to mortage the house to pay for the operation or to have a baby. I'll worry about high taxes when Americans start worrying about how many of their fellow citizens are without any health care coverage whatsoever.
5) Lame Ass Soccer Team? Who the hell watches soccer?
4) Lame Ass Hockey Team? I dunno about hockey 'cept they all look good in the post game locker room TV shots
4a) President is a lamer. Silly Americans know nothing about the world beyond their borders. Canada is a monarchy with Queen Elizabeth II as the head of state and Prince William is a hunk - so there. On top of that Americans can't even elect their presidents properly. Last time I looked the US had a President-select not a President-elect.
3) Amount of yellow yada yada.... I'm a rice queen so I like it.
2) True. Alas. Men look so good in uniforms, especially marines in dress uniform. YUM.
1) ROFL. Do you know how much straight porn is produced up here? Last time I looked the women were mighty fine and the guys even better.

it's all true. please don't visit.

Last time I looked the women were mighty fine and the guys even better. :Graucho

:thumbsup Great reply !

Canada is so beautiful ! I love Victoria Island !

redwhitenblue you can lick my nutsack
anyone who joins this forum and posts something as racist and xenophobic as this on his first post should be banned on the spot.
My feeling is this is another of those less entertaining made up characters

I vote Shania Twain for President!

http://www.canadaquiz.com/Images/shania4.jpg

My nutz itch :eek7

7. The french

I am French.

And have my family roots dig deep in to New Orleans dating to 1672.

When uhh, did you get "here" Mr Red White N Blue.

hahaha

every chick i saw in canada was hot.....maybe it had something to do with my blood alcohol level :glugglug

dildozer-


thanks for your interesting words..now kindly shut the fuck up.

you want to ban me just because you dont agree with my point of view?? Isnt the idea of this board to discuss porn??????

I lived in Canada for 10 years and the main point here is the inability (for various reasons from community standards issues to the ugliest girls you can shake a stick at)to produce porn in your shithole country.....

<img src="http://city.owen-sound.on.ca/vacation/images/ind2.gif">


<img src="http://city.owen-sound.on.ca/vacation/images/osh2.gif">

Owen Sound, that's where we have our cabin, it's so ugly there LOL

I went here once:

http://www.macmasterpoolman.com/imag...os/rivermt.jpg

What's wrong with Asians? They're hard working and they don't sit on their ass collecting welfare checks.

Plus I love Asian women! :thumbsup

Anyway I'm not Canadian. I still think it's a great country though.....although a wee bit too socialist for my tastes.

It's not a Country.

But I agree, it is pretty.

I've also been here:
http://www.twogypsies.com/images/van...omdistance.jpg

and here:
http://www.bobmoore.ca/images/false_creek2.jpg

I think the guy who made this thread is an idiot who's just trolling for attention, but your comment about healthcare just had to make me reply.

Socialized health care DOESN'T WORK!!! Senior citizens or people with a terminal illness will get below average treatment with government run health care because it doesn't benefit the society as a whole.

Privately run healthcare will ALWAYS be much higher in quality.

Yup ... Canada SUKKS !!

http://www.paulspics.com/TOisland_sunset.jpg

Fine...a commonwealth. :1orglaugh

YAH BABY!

Cheers,
Matt

Canadian women are nice and they are hot. Isn't that all that matters?

Canada:thumbsup

Agreed !

But free healthcare is still better than NO healthcare!
We do have a choice here

Indeed that's true - they don't see a reason in replacing someone's knee joints in a 70 year old who won't live much longer... I'm sure the 70 year olds that are rich.. and want their knees replaced (doesn't mean they'd even be able to use them or walk) then they can go to the US and pay..

Cheers,
Matt

Wow. I refuse to get pissed off at someone who obviously doesn't have the slightest idea what they're talking about. 'President of Canada?' shouldn't you be back at the trailer park watching Wrestling or Jerry Springer on Cable? I'd say my fellow Canadians have pretty much summed up my feelings towards your lame-assed rant BUT:

As far as our military is concerned, why don't you come on up and tell the 3rd PPCLI shock troops that they can't fight their way out of a paper bag? I'm sure they'd enjoy that. Especially the four Snipers that are being awarded the American Bronze Star for gallantry when they saved countless American soldiers' lives in Afghanistan. The fact that our government doesn't spend billions of dollars on high tech toys for our soldiers doesn't mean they can't fight. Our BASIC military training equals your Special Forces Training big guy. Don't beleive me? LOL I don't care...

INVADE Canada? Uh, sparky? Your country already tried that during the war of 1812 and we kicked your yankee asses back across the border into Washington and proceeded to burn down most of that city, including the white house. If you can actually read, look it up. You might need some help with the big words so let me know, ok?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go smoke a joint at one of our Vancouver cafe's and enjoy the view of all our 'Ugly' women. Then maybe I'll go scuba diving 2 blocks from my back yard, or perhaps go Mountain Biking IN THE MOUNTAINS.

I don't blame you for wanting to invade Canada. If I was an American I'd want to live here too.

Ah yes, before I forget, did Canada not win gold medals in both Men AND Women's hockey in Salt Lake? CHECK YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR YAP, BONEHEAD! WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!


Thank You.

lol...

the one true queen :)

http://oddfellow.net/onetruequeen.jpg


and the hunky kingtobe

http://oddfellow.net/kingtobe.jpg


and as to public medicine, i'll take that over the american model anytime.

for Americans: look at the 40 million+ of your neighbours who can't afford health insurance directly in the eye and try telling them that public medicine is no good for them and it's too bad they can't afford to have the operation that will save their child's life.

That's probably due to your blatant lack of talent and your obvious ignorance
Shitheads with racist comments (there wasn't shit about porn in that post) like you who randomly join a board just to stir useless shit should be banned on the spot.
Your shit isn't funny
Can'T shoot porn in Canada? Cry me a fuckin river. There's plenty of able people on this board who can show you the opposite.
Just walk on and get a fuckin life

LOL If you don't like it in Canada, then don't come here. Last time I checked, we weren't kidnapping anyone and forcing them to spend time in Canada. You like it where you are, then stay the fuck there. We won't miss you.

:321GFY

Dude canada is one of the top places in the world to live...

I wouldnt trade living anywhere else in the world. Canada is #1 Period.

Your just madd, cuz our premier doesnt kiss bushs ass....

Dude, beautiful skies like that are only cool because of the coloration of the pollution in the atmosphere.

hehehe

Thats all the smog above california loooking so cool.

:winkwink:

Ive see alot of places while travelling, and when i arrive back in canada. it always feels like im in heaven....

I fuckn love it here.. anywhere in canada rocks..

vancouver, calgary, toronto, montreal.. it dont matter where. its awesome...

Harbour Grace, Newfoundland is not awesome !!! LOL :1orglaugh

Well if you do have a choice of going with a private health care I guess it's better....but if you still have to pay taxes for public health care when you're not even using it than that kinda blows.

It's not really free either...you gotta pay taxes for it.

Either way both the U.S. and Canada are nice places to live.

ok,

#4. I do remmeber canada kicking US's ass in the olympics.. man i was there 10 rows behind the bench i fuckng loved it....

#5. we got a wicked millitary, we got heart and balls... and ure dumbasses fuckn shot us in friendly fire.. fuckn idiots.. canadians have the most balls and heart out of any army.. look at ww2.

1. buddy our chicks are the shit! Why dus playboy do a canadian special edition every once in a while.. cuz canadian babes rock.




My 2 cents.. :) hehe

Fletch... you should know better than most of the people here that canada's weed sucks. Its all about quantity up there not quality. The BC's is crap, I refuse to smoke it.

Other than that... canada is EH OK.

You obviously missed the Olympics


You've obviously have your head up your ass, or you're gay.


eh

???

Anyone who says BC's bud is the best in Canada is clueless. Try some good hydro grown in Manitoba, your opinion of Canada's weed will change.

:stoned

Yeah I fucked them, I fucked them hard!

All I have to say is #1 I love Canada..haven't been there enough in my life.

#2 National Health Care - if it wasn't for an NHS my husband would be dead and if he was alive he wouldn't be able to afford the medical care that helped him to learn to walk again. When a country has national health care people pay more notice to the downfalls because they are investors. Even, if it where infereior care, which may or may not be the case, I would rather everyone get 80% care then none at all. Hubby still has to point out to me when I am sick that I can go to the doctor without worrying about the cost.

Anyway, love the country.

Hell yeah man! Winnepeg Hydro is world class! Alas and Alack, I am forced to smoke BC bud... (Sigh) Aint life a bitch?

..that's the only part I can't quite agree with. heheh Sure, many Americans aren't knowledgeable about what is really going on in the world, but the US is the most influential country in any market, in any economy, in any political structure the world around.

Afterall, why are so many Canadians in porn? Because they love American dollars!

As Far as Canadian Women being ugly, what the fuck are you talking about. I have been down to the States and I was shocked at all the fat people I saw! The majority of the US needs to go on a serious slim fast diet. I never saw so many fat ugly people in one place before!