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DEA - banned for life 11-08-2007 09:26 PM

Revelations.. Is the Bible coming true? Is The End near?
 
"The Mystery of G@D ",The Church is finished(Rev:11:12)
1.Cor.15:52
"In a moment,in the twinkling of a eye,at the last trump:for the trumpet shall sound and all the dead shall be raised incorruptible,and we shall be changed."

End of the Tribulation.


Armegeddon
(REV:19:11-21)

With all thats going on in the world today from crime,pollution,war,death,natural disiasters..etc... do you think that the Bible/ book of revelations is coming true?:warning

discuss



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Barefootsies 11-08-2007 09:50 PM

Depends on what you believe.

If you assume the Christian versus Muslims in the whole good versus evil thing, yes. We are almost there.

Just think if you are on the wrong side of that battle. All this time you thought it was whitey and the Christians who were the goodie goodies. God's keeper. So forth and so on.

What if it was the Muslims who were the 'chosen' all along, and you were the infidels.

Ponder..

Iron Fist 11-08-2007 09:57 PM

Been coming true since the age of dinosaurs. I'm sure the dinosaurs read the bible and look what happened to them it came true!

After Shock Media 11-08-2007 10:12 PM

Already happened and yes Rome fell.

Fin.

Barefootsies 11-08-2007 10:14 PM


We are just waiting for Bush to play a fiddle...

papill0n 11-08-2007 10:36 PM

What is their to discuss?

The bible is for suckers!

The end.

RawAlex 11-08-2007 10:42 PM

The trumpet you hear is just the neigbor's kid practicing for grade 9 band.

GigoloJustin 11-08-2007 10:53 PM

haha these debates are so great on gfy

notoldschool 11-08-2007 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 13350984)
Been coming true since the age of dinosaurs. I'm sure the dinosaurs read the bible and look what happened to them it came true!

Nice. :1orglaugh

jpd1975 11-08-2007 11:21 PM

The bible may or may not be true - but you've got fanatics all over the place that are literally moving the pieces into place to set forth the wars that they believe will bring about what they desire - self fulfilling prophesy - on both sides... christians and muslims.

Casa Nova 11-08-2007 11:44 PM

meh.. we all gotta die somehow, why not in a great way..

Snake Doctor 11-08-2007 11:45 PM

I certainly hope so.

If all the Christians get raptured away then we can peddle porn in peace.

Snake Doctor 11-08-2007 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 13351273)
I certainly hope so.

If all the Christians get raptured away then we can peddle porn in peace.

Actually scratch that, we'll lose most of our customer base too :(

xmas13 11-08-2007 11:50 PM

Religion is the root of evil. Behind every God believer hides a Satanist.

I don't know if we will ever get rid of religion.

It's the cancer of mankind.

baddog 11-08-2007 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13351094)
What is their to discuss?

The bible is for suckers!

The end.

You obviously never read it. Lots of history there. :2 cents:

baddog 11-08-2007 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmas13 (Post 13351278)
Religion is the root of evil. Behind every God believer hides a Satanist.

I don't know if we will ever get rid of religion.

It's the cancer of mankind.

That is so hypocritical I can't believe I read it.





Oh wait, I see who wrote it.

Ron Bennett 11-09-2007 01:20 AM

If the end is near, that's all the more reason to get fucked up and party...

Anyways, why worry about stuff that one can't control nor change.

On an aside, floods, storms, etc overall are NO worse than hudreds of years ago - they just seem that way from the wall-to-wall TV doomsday fire and brimstone coverage.

Did you know that average surface temps on the Earth, in recorded human history, has been warmer than today - umm, how could that be...

Oh, while pondering that one, a recent study came out indicating that the surface temperature of Mars appears to have increased in recent times - how can that be!? ... maybe it's the Martians ... or perhaps, a more scientific reason, such as the Sun is putting out slightly more solar energy, which if true, would likely explain much, if not all, of the "global warming" here on Earth...

And to follow-up on that, "global warming" beats the alternative, which Earth has also experienced in the recorded human past, "global cooling" ... people who think weather is bad now, just wait until the next "ice age" - that will likely kill far more people than any warming we are experiencing now.

But I digress - back to the topic at hand...

When the world ends, it ends ... much like when one dies, one dies ... it's going to happen eventually, so why worry - instead experience life and all that it has to offer ... and hope that the end is quick, painless, and one goes out in style.

Ron

Barefootsies 11-09-2007 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Doctor (Post 13351273)
I certainly hope so.

If all the Christians get raptured away then we can peddle porn in peace.

LMFAO

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

carol.prime 11-09-2007 01:01 PM

yes, it is that's why we need to repent from all our sins.

StuBradley 11-09-2007 01:04 PM

http://www.stubradley.com/pictures/bible_warning.jpg

After Shock Media 11-09-2007 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime (Post 13353594)
yes, it is that's why we need to repent from all our sins.

Fuck!

I do not know how to pent, so how am I supposed to repent?
Are there Cliff notes?

Shagbunny 11-09-2007 01:06 PM

there is no spoon

G-Rotica 11-09-2007 01:12 PM

Do i believe the biggest book of fiction ever written?

Ummm, no.

Barefootsies 11-09-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica (Post 13353658)
Do i believe the biggest book of fiction ever written?

Ummm, no.

Momba womba.

Look at the pretty coin of gold, and you will do as you're told...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GqZgQoF-ioQ

Brother Bilo 11-09-2007 02:02 PM

It's all bullshit. If we all die, it won't be because God is trying to wipe the slate clean.

buzzy 11-09-2007 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13350965)
Depends on what you believe.

If you assume the Christian versus Muslims in the whole good versus evil thing, yes. We are almost there.

Just think if you are on the wrong side of that battle. All this time you thought it was whitey and the Christians who were the goodie goodies. God's keeper. So forth and so on.

What if it was the Muslims who were the 'chosen' all along, and you were the infidels.

Ponder..

The only barrier between Muslims and Christians is that Muslims don't see Jeus as a God, they see him as a prophet. Some people even reffer to the muslims holy book as the 3rd testiment. Who knows, the predictions etc in the torah, bible and quran are all pretty similar anyway.

nikki99 11-09-2007 02:06 PM

yes the end is coming...

buzzy 11-09-2007 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 13350895)
"The Mystery of G@D ",The Church is finished(Rev:11:12)
1.Cor.15:52
"In a moment,in the twinkling of a eye,at the last trump:for the trumpet shall sound and all the dead shall be raised incorruptible,and we shall be changed."

End of the Tribulation.


Armegeddon
(REV:19:11-21)

With all thats going on in the world today from crime,pollution,war,death,natural disiasters..etc... do you think that the Bible/ book of revelations is coming true?:warning

discuss



.

Back in uni we had a term on religious studys, and the Islamic viewpoint gives a much more in depth input on the "end of times". This is described as when, there is loads of corruption in the world, the world will be ruled by relentless tyrants, there will be alot of natrual disasters and big earthquakes and then the trumpet will come or w/e. Theres alot more but i cant remember since I don't subscribe to any religion but ya...conspiracys are always fun

GAMEFINEST 11-09-2007 02:10 PM

go get me a corona ...thanks

Probono 11-09-2007 02:15 PM

The end is coming! The sky is falling so you no long need any currency. Send all your worthless money to my epassporte account

nikki99 11-09-2007 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Probono (Post 13354026)
The end is coming! The sky is falling

only sky is the limit :winkwink:

http://www.nikki-network.com/gfy/sky.jpg

baddog 11-09-2007 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 13353934)
It's all bullshit. If we all die, it won't be because God is trying to wipe the slate clean.

Where does the Bible say that?

TheJimmy 11-09-2007 04:57 PM

F all that... LIVE YO LIFFFE

:pimp

drunkmonkey 11-09-2007 05:17 PM

Armageddon is bullshit. It is the hope of all religious people that their "god(s)" are going to come and save them and kill everyone else for not being believers. It is a sick fantasy. Especially with the Christians. Hell, Even Jesus himself preached that bullshit and got it all wrong:

Mark 13:24-30

"...the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light. And the stars of heaven shall fall, and the powers that are in heaven shall be shaken. And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds...Verily I say unto you, that THIS GENERATION SHALL NOT PASS, till all these things be done."

ummm, seeing as how he was talking to his disciples at the time and their generation has passed, I think someone made a very serious miscalculation in predicting the end of the world.

Don't hear that shit preached much in church, now do ya?

D 11-09-2007 05:53 PM

I challenge you to find any point in history since the bible was constructed that the book of Revelations did not apply to.

:2 cents:

jakethedog 11-09-2007 06:00 PM

1 word . Zeitgeist ... brings religion in to focus .. https://youtube.com/watch?v=XmzailhVl-U

Mr. Blue 11-09-2007 06:08 PM

Predicting Armageddon is probably one of the safest predictions you can make. Let's face it, man has been trying to destroy each other since the dawn of time, it's a no brainer to think one day they might actually succeed in completely fucking everything up.

Whether you believe in the bible or not...ask the question: Will the Earth always be inhabited by humans? The answer is no...I don't care if you ask a scientist, religious person, or the guy on the streetcorner wearing a sandwich sign that reads, "The end is near" they'll all agree that eventually the Earth won't have a human population on it.

Rochard 11-09-2007 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 13350895)
1.Cor.15:52
"In a moment,in the twinkling of a eye,at the last trump:for the trumpet shall sound and all the dead shall be raised incorruptible,and we shall be changed."

What does this mean? Does it say "the earth will end and the world will die in a nuclear fireball?"

For all we know it was telling us about the first blow job and how it changed mankind....

D 11-09-2007 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 13355093)
What does this mean? Does it say "the earth will end and the world will die in a nuclear fireball?"

For all we know it was telling us about the first blow job and how it changed mankind....

:winkwink: :thumbsup

Grapesoda 11-09-2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 13350895)
"The Mystery of G@D ",The Church is finished(Rev:11:12)
1.Cor.15:52
"In a moment,in the twinkling of a eye,at the last trump:for the trumpet shall sound and all the dead shall be raised incorruptible,and we shall be changed."

End of the Tribulation.


Armegeddon
(REV:19:11-21)

With all thats going on in the world today from crime,pollution,war,death,natural disiasters..etc... do you think that the Bible/ book of revelations is coming true?:warning

discuss

.

only for you, the rest of us are gonna be fine but you're fucked big time :)

Linkster 11-09-2007 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 13350984)
Been coming true since the age of dinosaurs. I'm sure the dinosaurs read the bible and look what happened to them it came true!

Been to the Creationist museum lately? :1orglaugh

http://www.contentpix.com/images/jesusdino.jpg

V_RocKs 11-09-2007 06:56 PM

Compared to every other society in history? We are tame...

And the bible is just a book...

SilentKnight 11-09-2007 07:23 PM

They can't predict the weather tommorrow with any accuracy.

Surely a fossilized book ain't gonna predict the end of times from a few thousand years ago.

megatgpdotnet 11-09-2007 07:26 PM

Well... problem is that... Bible is fiction... -.-

Sebastian Sands 11-09-2007 07:43 PM

Remember that time when the everything went black as soon as it was the year 2000? Oh wait, that never happened..

xmas13 11-09-2007 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by megatgpdotnet (Post 13355287)
Well... problem is that... Bible is fiction... -.-

Agreed. I'm glad we have sane people in the adult industry. :thumbsup

baddog 11-09-2007 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmas13 (Post 13355431)
Agreed. I'm glad we have sane people in the adult industry. :thumbsup

Except that his comment is incorrect.

D 11-09-2007 08:46 PM

Yeah... I wouldn't call the thing "fiction."

More like a collection of Western mythos, histories, letters, accountings, and fables - presented in a somewhat cohesive form.

TTiger 11-09-2007 08:49 PM

try this book its even better and scarier then the bible :)

http://brainguy.podomatic.com/2007-0...6_53-08_00.jpg

minusonebit 11-09-2007 08:51 PM

The bible is *all* bullshit and so is Christianity. The end has been near for a long time, I am not sure if it is any closer than it was say, 100 years ago, but the end has always been just around the corner ever since humans started reproducing faster than they died off.


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