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will76 09-09-2007 10:02 PM

I am about to be 17 million dollars richer
 
Today is my lucky day. I received this email and am following the steps that were given. All I can say is WOW, I must be the luckiest person out there to have this email find its way to me.


DEAR FRIEND,

I am Mr Song Lile Executive Director of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd,Sai Wan Ho
Branch,171 Shaukiwan Road Hong Kong.

An Iraqi named Haider Hanoon,a business man made a numbered fixed deposit
of (139,513,102.50 HK) for 18 calendar months, this is valued Seveteen
million Eight Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars only in my
branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war,
three years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent
and still no response came from him. We later found out that Haider Hanoon
and his family had been killed during the war in Gunfire that hit their home
at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Haider Hanoon did
not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work
of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my
office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Seveteen
million Eight Hundred and Sixty Thousand United State Dollars is still lying
in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me is
that according to the laws of my country at the expiration five years six
months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if
nobody applies to claim the funds.

My proposal, I am prepared to place you as the next of kin in a position to
instruct HANG SENG BANK to release the deposit to you as the closest
surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the
money with you in half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of
kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the procentange
50/50. I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that
would have drawn a straight line in my involvement in claiming the deposit.I
assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within a few days.
I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file relating to
Haider Hanoon I will then officially communicate with my Bank and instruct
them to release the deposit to you. With these: all is done. I am aware of
the consequences of this proposal.

I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard
this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer
is of no appeal to you,delete this message and forget I ever contacted you.
Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may
not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of
comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a
criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be
hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I
make this move. Such opportunities only come ones way once in a lifetime. I
cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control
of my destiny.

These chances wont pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if
you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do
not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them
with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task
well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have
here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the
only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a
name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Lets
share the blessing.

If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a
conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official
channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not
want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you
contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the
numbers I will provide for you and also through the email account that i
will provide therein in this email.

Further more be informed that the fact that you are a foreigner give you
the privilege to stand in as my deceased client beneficiary as my deceased
client had no relation all his family died with him during the war and I can
not use my relation because its not accepted here in Hong Kong. Also I am
very confident that we will be able to establish the trust that is needed to
complete this deal and all that I need from the time been is your
willingness and commitment so that we can end this in the nest one weeks.

What you need to understand about this transaction is that I will make sure
that it passes through all international banking laws regards to this I will
take care of all the expenses and the cost of retaining the service of my
Attorney to give the transaction the proper documentation that is required
to perfect the finishing. Your only obligation in this transaction will be
to set up two offshore accounts that can accommodate these funds and I will
give you more light later once you agree to partner with me.

Like I said before there is no risk involve as it will pass through
international banking laws and all documents related to this transaction
will be sent to you by post for your perusal and trust.

I do not want any direct link between you and me. My official lines are not
secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of
customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy. Please
observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a family man,
I have wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear
as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is
nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter
of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking
clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should
plan a meeting, soon. Should you be interested I will prefer you to reach me
on the email address below.
E-mail:[email protected] earliest response to this letter
will be appreciated.

I await your response.

Mr Song Lile
[email protected]

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-09-2007 10:11 PM

Congratz!!! :thumbsup

Invest your windfall wisely - there are a lot of unscroupulous people out there.

ADG

tony286 09-09-2007 10:16 PM

Man why does money always go to money.

Spunky 09-09-2007 10:17 PM

That's not a scam..do as they say

will76 09-09-2007 10:17 PM

Sorry i usually don't brag about my money, but i was just so excited about this I had to share it with everyone. I can't wait till Mr. Song Lile gets back to me and tells me what the next step is. I feel bad for the Iraqi guy and his family who died.

Flynn 09-09-2007 10:17 PM

God, I wish someone would offer me a great deal like that! Some guys have all the luck.

porsche 09-09-2007 10:18 PM

hut diggady dam.

boo yeah, your in the money!

will76 09-09-2007 10:26 PM

I asked him if they will believe I am one of for Mr Hanoon's next of kin. I don't look like an iraqi.

He said " no problem mon ".

So this is still on ;)

Antonio 09-09-2007 10:28 PM

this has never been posted before

Spunky 09-09-2007 10:28 PM

Free cheeseburgers for everybody!

martinsc 09-09-2007 10:28 PM

well it's not a nigerian scam, so it must be real....

BobG 09-09-2007 10:30 PM

congrats bro.

DeadFidel 09-09-2007 10:35 PM

Fuck that! READ IT!! You only get 50%

will76 09-09-2007 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 13065485)
Fuck that! READ IT!! You only get 50%

LOL that is what he thinks, once he transfers all the money to me I am going to screw him and not give him his 50% cut. :thumbsup

will76 09-09-2007 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 13065473)
well it's not a nigerian scam, so it must be real....

no nigerian scam here, this guy is from hong kong. Everything is cool.

sortie 09-09-2007 11:08 PM

Tell him to prove his trust by signing up to all the sponsors on referal matrix.

calibra 09-09-2007 11:13 PM

Well, it sounds great, congrats!

RAM 09-09-2007 11:16 PM

Talk about a Lucky Day !!!

rock on will 76 or will that be will 17,000,000,000.00

Corleone 09-09-2007 11:28 PM

man thats awesome. I'm so jealous ;)

Shoehorn! 09-09-2007 11:30 PM

Not if I respond first. :Graucho

_mC_ 09-10-2007 12:16 AM

Too late, I contacted him first. He's got my money now! Boy don't you feel stupid.

:upsidedow

HankGrill 09-10-2007 01:29 AM

Wow, totally awesome man, if for some reason you dont go through with this, I will lose all respect for you and hit you.

bobby666 09-10-2007 01:31 AM

fine, you got my mail

jasminexxx 09-10-2007 01:37 AM

nigerian scam :(

voa 09-10-2007 02:42 AM

Congrats bro :) You are one of the richest mans here :)

shermo 09-10-2007 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasminexxx (Post 13065837)
nigerian scam :(

NO WAY! This is the real deal! there is no mention of Nigeria! :thumbsup

StarkReality 09-10-2007 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 13066026)
NO WAY! This is the real deal! there is no mention of Nigeria! :thumbsup

Right, it's called nigerian scam, so if it's not from Nigeria, it can't be scam :thumbsup

quantum-x 09-10-2007 04:07 AM

Personal Oil Well. lol

docsic 09-10-2007 04:25 AM

farking sweet!

blonda80 09-10-2007 05:29 AM

i received tons with emails like these daily lol
every day i am billionare from them hahahaaha

Klen 09-10-2007 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blonda80 (Post 13066282)
i received tons with emails like these daily lol
every day i am billionare from them hahahaaha

I too receive them on daily bases.I think i have 40 billions thanks to them hehe

CyberHustler 09-10-2007 05:55 AM

can I have 1 million? All I need is 1

Steve Awesome 09-10-2007 05:59 AM

Dateline NBC likes to try to lure these scumbags out into the open so you can meet them in person.

https://youtube.com/results?search_qu...&search=Search

CurrentlySober 09-10-2007 06:10 AM

Congrads on the Sale/s

DEA - banned for life 09-10-2007 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 13065410)
Today is my lucky day. I received this email and am following the steps that were given. All I can say is WOW, I must be the luckiest person out there to have this email find its way to me.


DEAR FRIEND,

I am Mr Song Lile Executive Director of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd,Sai Wan Ho
Branch,171 Shaukiwan Road Hong Kong.

An Iraqi named Haider Hanoon,a business man made a numbered fixed deposit
of (139,513,102.50 HK) for 18 calendar months, this is valued Seveteen
million Eight Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars only in my
branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war,
three years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent
and still no response came from him. We later found out that Haider Hanoon
and his family had been killed during the war in Gunfire that hit their home
at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Haider Hanoon did
not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work
of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my
office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Seveteen
million Eight Hundred and Sixty Thousand United State Dollars is still lying
in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me is
that according to the laws of my country at the expiration five years six
months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if
nobody applies to claim the funds.

My proposal, I am prepared to place you as the next of kin in a position to
instruct HANG SENG BANK to release the deposit to you as the closest
surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the
money with you in half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of
kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the procentange
50/50. I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that
would have drawn a straight line in my involvement in claiming the deposit.I
assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within a few days.
I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file relating to
Haider Hanoon I will then officially communicate with my Bank and instruct
them to release the deposit to you. With these: all is done. I am aware of
the consequences of this proposal.

I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard
this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer
is of no appeal to you,delete this message and forget I ever contacted you.
Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may
not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of
comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a
criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be
hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I
make this move. Such opportunities only come ones way once in a lifetime. I
cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control
of my destiny.

These chances wont pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if
you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do
not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them
with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it is a task
well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have
here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the
only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a
name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Lets
share the blessing.

If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a
conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official
channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not
want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you
contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the
numbers I will provide for you and also through the email account that i
will provide therein in this email.

Further more be informed that the fact that you are a foreigner give you
the privilege to stand in as my deceased client beneficiary as my deceased
client had no relation all his family died with him during the war and I can
not use my relation because its not accepted here in Hong Kong. Also I am
very confident that we will be able to establish the trust that is needed to
complete this deal and all that I need from the time been is your
willingness and commitment so that we can end this in the nest one weeks.

What you need to understand about this transaction is that I will make sure
that it passes through all international banking laws regards to this I will
take care of all the expenses and the cost of retaining the service of my
Attorney to give the transaction the proper documentation that is required
to perfect the finishing. Your only obligation in this transaction will be
to set up two offshore accounts that can accommodate these funds and I will
give you more light later once you agree to partner with me.

Like I said before there is no risk involve as it will pass through
international banking laws and all documents related to this transaction
will be sent to you by post for your perusal and trust.

I do not want any direct link between you and me. My official lines are not
secure lines as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of
customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy. Please
observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a family man,
I have wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear
as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is
nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter
of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking
clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should
plan a meeting, soon. Should you be interested I will prefer you to reach me
on the email address below.
E-mail:[email protected] earliest response to this letter
will be appreciated.

I await your response.

Mr Song Lile
[email protected]

The Short version : Send us all of your banking information so we can drop 17 million dollars in there for you because we dont know who else to ask:1orglaugh

HomerSimpson 09-10-2007 06:48 AM

you lucky bastard :1orglaugh

biskoppen 09-10-2007 06:50 AM

Alot of people think those are scams, but they're not!.....

Seriously!

peterk 09-10-2007 10:57 AM

Congratz for the money lol. I'm sure it is not a scam...no way

GAMEFINEST 09-10-2007 11:11 AM

ur a baller status

Tanker 09-10-2007 11:12 AM

I am waiting for them to make a deposit into my account too! hahahahah

tranza 09-10-2007 11:27 AM

Congrats man!!!!!!!! Lol!!

:)

AdultLatinContent 09-10-2007 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 13067472)
send them an email and ask them how to get the info they need from your bank.


then send them an email telling them the bank needs $120 dollars to give you the paperwork that he needs and ask him to send him the money. Work in something about your sick kid.

that's the smartest choice! and if it doesn't work, then we can add hong kong to the nigerian team :1orglaugh

fuzebox 09-10-2007 11:53 AM

It's too bad they took 419eater.com down :(

TampaToker 09-10-2007 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 13067472)
send them an email and ask them how to get the info they need from your bank.


then send them an email telling them the bank needs $120 dollars to give you the paperwork that he needs and ask him to send him the money. Work in something about your sick kid.

I did something like this back in 2003. They sent me 2 checks threw Fedx from Nigera. Dude was good he worked me for about six months. So i got the two checks and they were both for 180k each. One check was a cadillac dealer ship
in Florida and the other was a big power company in Texas. I contacted the FBI and gave them what i had. Never heard back from the FBI but i know that scammer was out $152 from sending them thru fedx lol

Cyber Fucker 09-10-2007 11:56 AM

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22We...e=off&filter=0
:glugglug

DaddyHalbucks 09-10-2007 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 13066365)
The Short version : Send us all of your banking information so we can drop 17 million dollars in there for you because we dont know who else to ask:1orglaugh


That hits the nail right on the head!

tASSy 09-10-2007 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 13065540)
no nigerian scam here, this guy is from hong kong. Everything is cool.

ROTFL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tiger 09-10-2007 04:16 PM

Congrats. Can you send me 1-2 million please.

halfpint 09-10-2007 05:23 PM

Yes your reply should be very bussiness like, you should say something along the lines of this "I would really love to help you out but unfortunatly your momma is a hoe and you can go and fuck yourself in the ass, then take all your money and use it as toilet paper"

The last time i had an email similar to what you got I actually replied to it with something similar as the above and then about 3 days later I had my website hacked..coincidence or not I never did get my fucking money from the cheating bastards..I will never trust them again..ever

Hollywood Horwitz 09-10-2007 05:27 PM

WTF, i got the same email!


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