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jscott 08-14-2007 09:22 AM

How to cash/deposit an affiliate check in GERMAN language?
 
I just got an affiliate payout check that is in total German language, i'd be embarrassed to take it to a bank here in USA lol

any certain format on how to handle this?

Antonio 08-14-2007 09:32 AM

do you know the difference between a normal blowjob and a Spanish blowjob?

they're basically the same only when getting Spanish as soon as you cum you snap your fingers and shout "Ole !!!"

so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

jscott 08-14-2007 09:57 AM

lol, ok i highly doubt that

anyone have any "real" info about this :helpme

RobertD 08-14-2007 10:00 AM

1. Go to bank.
2. Hand them check.
3. "I'd like to make a deposit."

jscott 08-14-2007 10:06 AM

wow, so bank tellers ARE trained in multiple languages, i never knew that

JakeR 08-14-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12926929)
wow, so bank tellers ARE trained in multiple languages, i never knew that

language doesn't matter, the $ amount and routing #'s do.

Fat Panda 08-14-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 12927894)
language doesn't matter, the $ amount and routing #'s do.

exactly !

tranza 08-14-2007 01:34 PM

Just go to the bank with it, they'll help you..

garywashington 08-14-2007 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12926650)
I just got an affiliate payout check that is in total German language, i'd be embarrassed to take it to a bank here in USA lol

any certain format on how to handle this?

ok where is the check from?

MaDalton 08-14-2007 01:53 PM

i get US checks all the time and have to deposit them in germany and czech rep. - and no one cares. whats good enough for us should work for you too ;)

signupdamnit 08-14-2007 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12926929)
wow, so bank tellers ARE trained in multiple languages, i never knew that

Yes. They should be able to handle. However the bank will probably charge you some extra fees for this and the check may take longer than normal to clear.

okdesign 08-14-2007 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 12926712)
so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank


LOL :1orglaugh

HomerSimpson 08-14-2007 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 12926712)
do you know the difference between a normal blowjob and a Spanish blowjob?

they're basically the same only when getting Spanish as soon as you cum you snap your fingers and shout "Ole !!!"

so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

JOB DONE WELL
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jace 08-14-2007 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garywashington (Post 12928210)
ok where is the check from?

:error:error:error:error:error

pornpf69 08-14-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 12926712)
do you know the difference between a normal blowjob and a Spanish blowjob?

they're basically the same only when getting Spanish as soon as you cum you snap your fingers and shout "Ole !!!"

so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

very well explained!!

NinjaSteve 08-14-2007 03:59 PM

Deposit it into an ATM and hope for the best!

cashbot 08-14-2007 04:36 PM

Another classic GFY thread :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jscott 08-14-2007 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 12929102)
Deposit it into an ATM and hope for the best!

lol funny idea

ok i can understand how maybe the only thing that matters is bank acct and routing numbers, but i'm curious as to how a teeny bopper bank teller here in the midwest USA knows what words like "konto" or "betrag" or "ausstellungsort" or buchstaben" all means lol


thanks for the info/tips/jokes niggaz!!!!

MaDalton 08-14-2007 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12929404)
lol funny idea

ok i can understand how maybe the only thing that matters is bank acct and routing numbers, but i'm curious as to how a teeny bopper bank teller here in the midwest USA knows what words like "konto" or "betrag" or "ausstellungsort" or buchstaben" all means lol


thanks for the info/tips/jokes niggaz!!!!

http://dict.leo.org/ - do a translation before you go to the bank :winkwink:

Vick! 08-15-2007 07:59 AM

Two ways:

1. Go to bank, and they will handle.

2. Send check back to program and request wire transfer or fucking english check.

quantum-x 08-15-2007 08:16 AM

you'd be embarassed?

BTE, "Check in German Language" - as opposed to what? German smoke signals?

quantum-x 08-15-2007 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12929404)
lol funny idea

ok i can understand how maybe the only thing that matters is bank acct and routing numbers, but i'm curious as to how a teeny bopper bank teller here in the midwest USA knows what words like "konto" or "betrag" or "ausstellungsort" or buchstaben" all means lol


thanks for the info/tips/jokes niggaz!!!!

They won't, but that's why banks have foreign departments and managers. Just take it in, and don't leave until it's processed. It'll take 4-6 weeks to clear, though.

Rui 08-15-2007 08:52 AM

If it was such a big problem them most non-us/british,etc webmasters wouldn't get their checks cashed hahah ;)

ytcracker 08-15-2007 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 12926712)
do you know the difference between a normal blowjob and a Spanish blowjob?

they're basically the same only when getting Spanish as soon as you cum you snap your fingers and shout "Ole !!!"

so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

easily one of the top 10 posts in the history of this forum
and ive been here a while

OneWhoKnows 08-15-2007 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott (Post 12929404)
ok i can understand how maybe the only thing that matters is bank acct and routing numbers, but i'm curious as to how a teeny bopper bank teller here in the midwest USA knows what words like "konto" or "betrag" or "ausstellungsort" or buchstaben" all means lol

Konto = Account (the account no. probably)
Betrag = Amount
Ausstellungsort = Place where the check has been issued

More questions? :winkwink:


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