How to cash/deposit an affiliate check in GERMAN language? - GoFuckYourself.com

jscott · 08-14-2007, 09:22 AM

I just got an affiliate payout check that is in total German language, i'd be embarrassed to take it to a bank here in USA lol

any certain format on how to handle this?

Antonio · 08-14-2007, 09:32 AM

do you know the difference between a normal blowjob and a Spanish blowjob?

they're basically the same only when getting Spanish as soon as you cum you snap your fingers and shout "Ole !!!"

so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

jscott · 08-14-2007, 09:57 AM

lol, ok i highly doubt that

anyone have any "real" info about this

RobertD · 08-14-2007, 10:00 AM

1. Go to bank.
2. Hand them check.
3. "I'd like to make a deposit."

jscott · 08-14-2007, 10:06 AM

wow, so bank tellers ARE trained in multiple languages, i never knew that

JakeR · 08-14-2007, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jscott

wow, so bank tellers ARE trained in multiple languages, i never knew that

language doesn't matter, the $ amount and routing #'s do.

Fat Panda · 08-14-2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JakeR

language doesn't matter, the $ amount and routing #'s do.

exactly !

tranza · 08-14-2007, 01:34 PM

Just go to the bank with it, they'll help you..

garywashington · 08-14-2007, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jscott

I just got an affiliate payout check that is in total German language, i'd be embarrassed to take it to a bank here in USA lol

any certain format on how to handle this?

ok where is the check from?

MaDalton · 08-14-2007, 01:53 PM

i get US checks all the time and have to deposit them in germany and czech rep. - and no one cares. whats good enough for us should work for you too ;)

signupdamnit · 08-14-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jscott

wow, so bank tellers ARE trained in multiple languages, i never knew that

Yes. They should be able to handle. However the bank will probably charge you some extra fees for this and the check may take longer than normal to clear.

okdesign · 08-14-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

LOL

HomerSimpson · 08-14-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

do you know the difference between a normal blowjob and a Spanish blowjob?

they're basically the same only when getting Spanish as soon as you cum you snap your fingers and shout "Ole !!!"

so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

JOB DONE WELL

Jace · 08-14-2007, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by garywashington

ok where is the check from?

pornpf69 · 08-14-2007, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

do you know the difference between a normal blowjob and a Spanish blowjob?

they're basically the same only when getting Spanish as soon as you cum you snap your fingers and shout "Ole !!!"

so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

very well explained!!

NinjaSteve · 08-14-2007, 03:59 PM

Deposit it into an ATM and hope for the best!

cashbot · 08-14-2007, 04:36 PM

Another classic GFY thread

jscott · 08-14-2007, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

Deposit it into an ATM and hope for the best!

lol funny idea

ok i can understand how maybe the only thing that matters is bank acct and routing numbers, but i'm curious as to how a teeny bopper bank teller here in the midwest USA knows what words like "konto" or "betrag" or "ausstellungsort" or buchstaben" all means lol

thanks for the info/tips/jokes niggaz!!!!

MaDalton · 08-14-2007, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jscott

lol funny idea

ok i can understand how maybe the only thing that matters is bank acct and routing numbers, but i'm curious as to how a teeny bopper bank teller here in the midwest USA knows what words like "konto" or "betrag" or "ausstellungsort" or buchstaben" all means lol

thanks for the info/tips/jokes niggaz!!!!

http://dict.leo.org/ - do a translation before you go to the bank

Vick! · 08-15-2007, 07:59 AM

Two ways:

1. Go to bank, and they will handle.

2. Send check back to program and request wire transfer or fucking english check.

quantum-x · 08-15-2007, 08:16 AM

you'd be embarassed?

BTE, "Check in German Language" - as opposed to what? German smoke signals?

quantum-x · 08-15-2007, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott

lol funny idea

ok i can understand how maybe the only thing that matters is bank acct and routing numbers, but i'm curious as to how a teeny bopper bank teller here in the midwest USA knows what words like "konto" or "betrag" or "ausstellungsort" or buchstaben" all means lol

thanks for the info/tips/jokes niggaz!!!!

They won't, but that's why banks have foreign departments and managers. Just take it in, and don't leave until it's processed. It'll take 4-6 weeks to clear, though.

Rui · 08-15-2007, 08:52 AM

If it was such a big problem them most non-us/british,etc webmasters wouldn't get their checks cashed hahah ;)

ytcracker · 08-15-2007, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

do you know the difference between a normal blowjob and a Spanish blowjob?

they're basically the same only when getting Spanish as soon as you cum you snap your fingers and shout "Ole !!!"

so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

easily one of the top 10 posts in the history of this forum
and ive been here a while

OneWhoKnows · 08-15-2007, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott

ok i can understand how maybe the only thing that matters is bank acct and routing numbers, but i'm curious as to how a teeny bopper bank teller here in the midwest USA knows what words like "konto" or "betrag" or "ausstellungsort" or buchstaben" all means lol

Konto = Account (the account no. probably)
Betrag = Amount
Ausstellungsort = Place where the check has been issued

More questions?

08-14-2007, 09:22 AM	#1
jscott jscizzle Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,228	How to cash/deposit an affiliate check in GERMAN language? I just got an affiliate payout check that is in total German language, i'd be embarrassed to take it to a bank here in USA lol any certain format on how to handle this? __________________ “If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.” —Jordan B. Peterson Listen to Pomp tell why is Bitcoin important

08-14-2007, 09:57 AM	#3
jscott jscizzle Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,228	lol, ok i highly doubt that anyone have any "real" info about this __________________ “If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.” —Jordan B. Peterson Listen to Pomp tell why is Bitcoin important

08-14-2007, 10:00 AM	#4
RobertD Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 1,149	1. Go to bank. 2. Hand them check. 3. "I'd like to make a deposit." __________________ Sexy Latinas

08-14-2007, 10:06 AM	#5
jscott jscizzle Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,228	wow, so bank tellers ARE trained in multiple languages, i never knew that __________________ “If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.” —Jordan B. Peterson Listen to Pomp tell why is Bitcoin important

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tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Just go to the bank with it, they'll help you.. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

08-14-2007, 09:32 AM	#2
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	do you know the difference between a normal blowjob and a Spanish blowjob? they're basically the same only when getting Spanish as soon as you cum you snap your fingers and shout "Ole !!!" so cash the check the same way just say "aufedersein" instead of "bye" when leaving the bank

08-14-2007, 01:53 PM	#10
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,835	i get US checks all the time and have to deposit them in germany and czech rep. - and no one cares. whats good enough for us should work for you too ;) __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

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NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	Deposit it into an ATM and hope for the best! __________________ ...

08-14-2007, 04:36 PM	#17
cashbot So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 325	Another classic GFY thread

08-15-2007, 07:59 AM	#20
Vick! Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 20 00'24.00" N, 75 09'00.00 W Posts: 6,882	Two ways: 1. Go to bank, and they will handle. 2. Send check back to program and request wire transfer or fucking english check.

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quantum-x Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ICQ: 251425 Fr/Au/Ca Posts: 6,863	you'd be embarassed? BTE, "Check in German Language" - as opposed to what? German smoke signals?

08-15-2007, 08:52 AM	#23
Rui web Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: On icq: 85-483-060 Posts: 9,533	If it was such a big problem them most non-us/british,etc webmasters wouldn't get their checks cashed hahah ;)