Got Chiggers?
 

Anyone ever been attacked by chiggers? I sat outside the other night with some friends and I thought I felt something on me every now and then but couldn't see anything. Now my feet and legs are covered in a million little red welts that ITCH LIKE FUCKING HELL! I AM IN AGONY! FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK!! THIS IS HELL ON EARTH!!!! ARRRGHHHH!!!!

hmmm.. did that help at all?

FUUUUUUUCCCCCKK NOOOOOOO! I AM STILL IN AGONY!!!! SHITTTTTT!!!

What the fuck was Mother Nature thinking when chiggers were created!?!

This is worse than having to go clothes shopping with a woman!!!

ARRRRRHGGHGHGH!! FUCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!

Anyone know of a quick way to amputate your legs?

you sure they're not some sort of pede mutations ? The doc had to Amputate One's Head cuz of a Pede bite ... :eek2

What is a chigger?

http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2100.html
First line says it all: Probably no creature on earth can cause as much torment for its size than the tiny chigger.

http://www.conservation.state.mo.us/.../2000/05/5.htm
http://insects.tamu.edu/extension/bulletins/L-1223.html

All you ever wanted to know about Chiggers but were afraid to ask...

an african-american pede perhaps ?

AND I'M STILL IN FUCKING AGONY!!!! MAKE THE ITCHING GO AWAY!!! ARRRRGGHGHGHGHG!!!

and what is even more fucked up is I got them at JoeE's house. Good thing they are not crabs! FUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!

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They sure have weird things down at Fraggle Rock :1orglaugh

that article says to get treatment for it ... the sooner the better... do you have an axe?

Sounds like you have too many for the nail polish treatment so try this:

Coat the areas heavily with vaseline and put your legs up. Keep the coating heavy for a couple of uninterrupted hours. Suffocate them ans the burrow holes will heal pretty quickly with some med cream. Its the fastest way to get them. :thumbsup

And you might take joeE a bag of fertilyzer WITH the bug stuff mixed in as well. :Graucho

no way,i promise i'll never do this mistake again. I did it a couple of times, but no more. There's nothing worse tha this.

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Yip I had'm...I grew up in Texas...The worse case I got was... took a girl out to the country ...in my old 4 door Ford Falcon... parked... got her int he back seat..her legs were hanging out side and I was standing out side..dropped my pants...did my business...Took her home...went out with some friend later.. was dancing...drinking...noticed something...but not really until the next morning....I was covered from my toes to my waist with chiggers bites.... I didn't feel 2 good for a few days.... Young..Dumb...Full Of Come...days......:ak47: chiggers:ak47:

They prefer to be called chiggroes

Chiggers are almost microscopic bright red spider like bugs, and they not only bite, they generally burrow into your skin and live from your blood much like ticks. :1orglaugh

LOL@chiggroes...


Is a chigger a pincher bug?? Ugh not that it matters, anything that skitters grosses me out... that'd have to be my stupid TGP rule: no pics with chiggers, chiggroes, or chig-americans allowed...

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A friend got that once when we were on a wild ass camping trip through the South, he was fucking around running through the woods naked with some girls, next day his dick and chect was covered in that shit.

He still has marks from it.

horrible shit.

i grew up on farms and used to have to go out and track down our milk cow every morning, through fields of tall hay. made money in the summertime bucking bales onto a hay truck, ran a brush hog quite a bit too. chiggers aint shit

the way to get rid of them is this:

draw a hot bath. pour 3 capfuls of chlorine bleach into the water and soak in it for about 15 minutes

something else that you might find interesting, even though it isnt directly helpful:

the chigger doesnt actually feed on your living tissue or your blood. the chigger eats the dead flesh around it, that is created when it embeds itself in your flesh, much the same way that a fly eats, by dissolving the food with saliva and then sucking it up. that is how the chigger burrows in, it is literally eating a hole into you starting with the epidermal layer and proceeding as the skin beneath dies

nasty :throwup

LOL.

down with whitey!