Why is it???
 

why when you fuck a girl in the ass who has never been fucked in the ass before.... do they insist on bleeding on my couch?

WTF man... that shit is just wrong

well hell.. now she went home all embarrassed and shit.... yes she saw me make the thread.

I threw the towel and sheets at her telling her to wash that shit and she ignored me.

I swear... next time I see her at a bar I'm gonna kick her in the shin

you really know how to charm the ladies don't ya!

Not that I've ever fucked a girl in the ass, but I'd find it very strange if I did and they then started to bleed on your couch - how the fuck did we end up at your house?

If you plan on throwing it in the pooper, you should have something covering the couch / bed

Teach me how to charm a girl?

Always nice to see the people women prefer over me.

Teach me how to charm a girl

did she bleed on the couch from being on the rag?
you fucked her in the scooper because she was on the rag? :winkwink:
if this be thy case - then probably plan on hitting own self.. :upsidedow