Why is it???

[sicone]

why when you fuck a girl in the ass who has never been fucked in the ass before.... do they insist on bleeding on my couch?

WTF man... that shit is just wrong

[sicone]

well hell.. now she went home all embarrassed and shit.... yes she saw me make the thread.

I threw the towel and sheets at her telling her to wash that shit and she ignored me.

I swear... next time I see her at a bar I'm gonna kick her in the shin

[ADL Josh]

you really know how to charm the ladies don't ya!

[testpie]

why when you fuck a girl in the ass who has never been fucked in the ass before.... do they insist on bleeding on my couch?

Not that I've ever fucked a girl in the ass, but I'd find it very strange if I did and they then started to bleed on your couch - how the fuck did we end up at your house?

[Sosa]

If you plan on throwing it in the pooper, you should have something covering the couch / bed

[viencarl]

Teach me how to charm a girl?

[fallenmuffin]

Always nice to see the people women prefer over me.

[viencarl]

Teach me how to charm a girl

[Daruma]

did she bleed on the couch from being on the rag?
you fucked her in the scooper because she was on the rag?
if this be thy case - then probably plan on hitting own self..