50 dead burglars

I think most people on GFY are missing the most obvious answer that applies to most of them: Get caught with their pants down and get robbed blind while they cried softly in the corner.

send out my moo moo to tear him a new ass while I call 911

Anyone that enters my house w/o my permission is going to die. I don't care if they are armed or not.

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Sounds more like it!! *lol* :thumbsup

Wait till he reaches to steal one of my other guns and then put a few holes in him.

the other night I was out smoking in my garage at 2am when I heard someone open up my back gate and start moving around. I made a lot noise, I grabbed a baseball bat flipped on the lights, and flew out the back door of the garage. All I saw was someone running down my street.

I would have broken both his knee caps and then put a bullet in the back of his skull.

No one breaks into my house while I'm home. Not gonna happen.

There is always a Glock fully loaded under the bed, Ive been waitin for someone to try to come in

Dude you can't even run after them, You probably fell and broke your hip again as you tried to see why the squirrel was outside making noise.

Yeah, you go girl. Get them gangbangers with your bat. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Don't fuck with Rochard, he's got holsters mounted on his walker to protect his stash of Jagermeister. :1orglaugh

you shoot them running out of your house, your in a world of shit.

Drag them back in, and bleach the sidewalks. :)

Drag them back in. :upsidedow

Shove a gun up his nose, force him back to his getaway car and since I am likely not the first house that night, see if there is any of my neighbors stuff that interests me.

If its a male:
first I'd beat the shit out of him...
than I'd call the cops and beat him a little more while I'm waiting the cops to arrive.

If its a female:
replace beat with fuck in male scenario :)

or invite the burglar to use thier spare computer so they can type at them like they are a badass

I'd ask him to leave, and hope - for everyone's sake - that he would.

Buglary isn't a crime worth ending a life over, imho.

:thumbsup You're good man lol !

Let my Bullmastiff take care of him.

be sure to tape it.... there's a market for that stuff :)

If he's unarmed, it shows he cares, so....

Take four long nails, a hammer and a can of gas. Crucify him to the floor with a nail in his hands and feet, pour the gas over him and light him up and stagger out the front door looking shocked and get a neighbor to call 911 and report a burglary/arson.

Then... make a claim on insurance for the value of your home, and git the hell out of a declining home market.

It's nice to spread some love around and earn in the process :pimp

Yes, better safe than sorry. You're good :thumbsup

I don't have to do anything.. My dogs will take care of it :P

If someone breaks into your home unarmed, all you have to do is let them know you are there and they'll be gone very quickly. People who break in without weapons don't want you to be home nor do they want to harm you.

In Florida, I shoot them dead and the law will protect me... :pimp

beat him senseless and call the cops, i wouldnt have the guts to kill someone.

In Sweden, we cant do shit. If we do something to the burglar, we go to jail. Yay.

I would know.

Depending on where we met. :)

in the hot tub? :1orglaugh