HOLY sssshhhhiiiitttt!
 

i was feeling a little tired, so i decided to get the laptop, climb into bed and load up gfy.

now, i need a piss. i just glanced downwards and i could ^^swear^^ that i just saw a huge spider dash across the floor.

i hate spiders. i'm not sure if i can make it to the bathroom in one piece, and i don't want to piss the bed. :(

what should i do?!!

looks like i'm going to have to make a naked dash for the bathroom. :mad: :mad:

piss onto the carpet from the bed, should keep the spider away too

2 birds, 1 stone

?... I quess your fucked

even you piss in bed or the spider gonna get you.
You want me to say a pray for you?

Um, I can understand the fear of spiders thing although regardless it will not wait under the bed for your foot to touch the floor and then rush you. Don't fear attack, just go pee.

Go to sleep and it'll crawl into your mouth and you'll swallow it.

It'll be gone and you won't have to worry about it again.

it was fast, that's what i'm worring about.

faster than me, i think.

i haven't pissed the bed in maybe 13 years. this is an unlucky number...

http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf

:winkwink:

situations like that are why I keep an empty super big gulp cup next to my bed

THATS AWESOME!

:winkwink:

Maybe if he bites you you'll get super powers

i hadnt gotten down to the flash yet, i looked at my speakers as if they were posessed.

Can you do us all a favor and anything you decide you would like to bless us with that has sound. Just point us to it so we don't have to listen to it every time the thread opens.

Thanks

Now you really got him freaked Ha Ha

shoulda pised in a cup

ALRIGHT :winkwink:

Don't be affraid of that spider. Boneprone fucked that spider anyways :D