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hahmike · 08-05-2002, 08:52 AM

i was feeling a little tired, so i decided to get the laptop, climb into bed and load up gfy.

now, i need a piss. i just glanced downwards and i could ^^swear^^ that i just saw a huge spider dash across the floor.

i hate spiders. i'm not sure if i can make it to the bathroom in one piece, and i don't want to piss the bed.

what should i do?!!

looks like i'm going to have to make a naked dash for the bathroom.

Shooter · 08-05-2002, 08:53 AM

piss onto the carpet from the bed, should keep the spider away too

2 birds, 1 stone

xxxChamp · 08-05-2002, 08:54 AM

?... I quess your fucked

even you piss in bed or the spider gonna get you.
You want me to say a pray for you?

Beastiepoo · 08-05-2002, 08:55 AM

Um, I can understand the fear of spiders thing although regardless it will not wait under the bed for your foot to touch the floor and then rush you. Don't fear attack, just go pee.

B40 · 08-05-2002, 08:56 AM

Go to sleep and it'll crawl into your mouth and you'll swallow it.

It'll be gone and you won't have to worry about it again.

hahmike · 08-05-2002, 08:56 AM

it was fast, that's what i'm worring about.

faster than me, i think.

i haven't pissed the bed in maybe 13 years. this is an unlucky number...

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 08-05-2002, 09:32 AM

http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf

Chauncy · 08-05-2002, 09:35 AM

situations like that are why I keep an empty super big gulp cup next to my bed

roseyrid · 08-05-2002, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf

THATS AWESOME!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 08-06-2002, 01:58 PM

jizz mopper · 08-06-2002, 02:02 PM

Maybe if he bites you you'll get super powers

Alky · 08-06-2002, 02:02 PM

i hadnt gotten down to the flash yet, i looked at my speakers as if they were posessed.

Eric · 08-06-2002, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf

Can you do us all a favor and anything you decide you would like to bless us with that has sound. Just point us to it so we don't have to listen to it every time the thread opens.

Thanks

RogerV · 08-06-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf

Now you really got him freaked Ha Ha

FierceHost · 08-06-2002, 02:30 PM

shoulda pised in a cup

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 08-06-2002, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes

Can you do us all a favor and anything you decide you would like to bless us with that has sound. Just point us to it so we don't have to listen to it every time the thread opens.

Thanks

ALRIGHT

SpyCam · 08-06-2002, 02:44 PM

Don't be affraid of that spider. Boneprone fucked that spider anyways :D

08-05-2002, 08:52 AM	#1
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	HOLY sssshhhhiiiitttt! i was feeling a little tired, so i decided to get the laptop, climb into bed and load up gfy. now, i need a piss. i just glanced downwards and i could ^^swear^^ that i just saw a huge spider dash across the floor. i hate spiders. i'm not sure if i can make it to the bathroom in one piece, and i don't want to piss the bed. what should i do?!! looks like i'm going to have to make a naked dash for the bathroom.

08-05-2002, 08:54 AM	#3
xxxChamp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: floating down the river Posts: 199	?... I quess your fucked even you piss in bed or the spider gonna get you. You want me to say a pray for you? Last edited by xxxChamp; 08-05-2002 at 08:59 AM..

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Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Um, I can understand the fear of spiders thing although regardless it will not wait under the bed for your foot to touch the floor and then rush you. Don't fear attack, just go pee. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

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B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Go to sleep and it'll crawl into your mouth and you'll swallow it. It'll be gone and you won't have to worry about it again. __________________

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf __________________ Last edited by Eric; 08-06-2002 at 02:03 PM..

08-05-2002, 08:53 AM	#2
Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	piss onto the carpet from the bed, should keep the spider away too 2 birds, 1 stone

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SpyCam PoiSEO.com Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: PoiSEO.com Posts: 1,201	Don't be affraid of that spider. Boneprone fucked that spider anyways :D