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Big_D 01-16-2007 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 11741338)
Rhesus, I've missed you. When are you going to meet me in Cambodia to bareback fuck some sex slaves in the ass? You've been saying for a while now that you can't wait to do it. Just act on it man, you will feel much better about yourself.

Big D... Rhesus likes to rear his head with his holier than thou attitude to bash anyone who enjoys paying for sex. The more you reply, the more he comes at you. It's best to just e-mail him photos (at the addy in his sig) of Thai teen trannys sucking off old men. He likes that.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Especially the following thread with "youve got mail"

DWB, how you been bro, shit treating you good? I'm not worried about it. Shit makes me laugh. Ive really gotta say this tho man, he hasnt been here, he doesnt know the culture. I will admit as I have done previously in this thread, I have paid for a probably 15% of my fucks in thailand. I havent paid for probably about month and half. If nobody believes me, cool, i know whats going on in my life and thats all that matters. Besides, I always keep my regulars. It's simple, go to the club, get fucked up, dance with a bitch, have her drive you home on her motorbike, fuck her brains out, say goodbye n the morning.

OHHH shit DWB, forgot to tell you I got a sugar mamma too now. She owns her own beerbar, got her at the disco that will remain nameless, but she is 28 and fuckin craves muh cock. Brings me my favored chicken fried rice around 2am about three nights a week, bangs me and is out the door back to her boyfriend. I occasionally visit the bar for the free brews that follow. I mean I can afford em, but why not take em if there free.

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741397)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Especially the following thread with "youve got mail"

DWB, how you been bro, shit treating you good? I'm not worried about it. Shit makes me laugh. Ive really gotta say this tho man, he hasnt been here, he doesnt know the culture. I will admit as I have done previously in this thread, I have paid for a probably 15% of my fucks in thailand. I havent paid for probably about month and half. If nobody believes me, cool, i know whats going on in my life and thats all that matters. Besides, I always keep my regulars. It's simple, go to the club, get fucked up, dance with a bitch, have her drive you home on her motorbike, fuck her brains out, say goodbye n the morning.

OHHH shit DWB, forgot to tell you I got a sugar mamma too now. She owns her own beerbar, got her at the disco that will remain nameless, but she is 28 and fuckin craves muh cock. Brings me my favored chicken fried rice around 2am about three nights a week, bangs me and is out the door back to her boyfriend. I occasionally visit the bar for the free brews that follow. I mean I can afford em, but why not take em if there free.

Iv dreamed of thailand what is it like. You are making me depressed i did not stake out my unfortune their.
Are you in pattaya?

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ronbotx (Post 11741350)
Although you're 23 , you have the maturity level of a thirteen year old.
Your life seems to be directed by your dick, rather than your brain.

You're a stud with such a great personality, yet can't keep a wife or a steady girlfriend interested. You talk about attending "college parties" , but I see no mention of any degree. Try putting "I banged a hundred hoes" on your resume, and see what that gets you.

Yawn...:sleep ; I'm underwhelmed.

I took four years in the navy over college, can go to college if i want on my GI Bill and 40k bonus for my college fund for the rate that I had if I truly wanted to, and I probably have more certifications and college credits that you could ever posses.

As far as banging a hundred hoes on a resume? well I have a feeling that it would give me a bump up on many of the availble positions right here on this board. But I have to say, I'm quite comfortable with my current employment.

Herb Kornfield 01-16-2007 05:06 PM

Sounds like the cuddle hustle does work

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741427)
I took four years in the navy over college, can go to college if i want on my GI Bill and 40k bonus for my college fund for the rate that I had if I truly wanted to, and I probably have more certifications and college credits that you could ever posses.

As far as banging a hundred hoes on a resume? well I have a feeling that it would give me a bump up on many of the availble positions right here on this board. But I have to say, I'm quite comfortable with my current employment.

Dont ignore my posts help the unwise teach me your wisdom. ohh great one

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by beerdude (Post 11741476)
Dont ignore my posts help the unwise teach me your wisdom. ohh great one

haha, beerdude, hit me on icq, im bored anyway, got that insomnia shit again.

15651851

later bro

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:24 PM

Well god dam its about time but unfortunetly for me i fucn uninstalled icq last week will install it tommarow and try again thanks for reply finally.


Time for you fuc ers to learn cadence

Up came a monkey from the coconut grove
He was a mean mamma jamma you can tell by his clothes
Ripp stop camo's and a black beret
This lil monkey was here to play
Line a hundred sailors up against a wall
bet a hundred dollars he can whoop em all...

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:27 PM

haha, so exactly how much beer have you had so far?

$5 submissions 01-16-2007 05:29 PM

I like your blog approach. Focuses on the strengths of the episodic nature of blogging. Although you write in a very personal style, the wide niche coverage of your blog probably would lend itself better to "raw amateur" type sites or voyeur sites. Regardless, it looks great and I wish you the best.

qwe 01-16-2007 05:33 PM

not bad :pimp

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 11741513)
I like your blog approach. Focuses on the strengths of the episodic nature of blogging. Although you write in a very personal style, the wide niche coverage of your blog probably would lend itself better to "raw amateur" type sites or voyeur sites. Regardless, it looks great and I wish you the best.

Thanks man, thats much appreciated.

lazycash 01-16-2007 05:36 PM

I've got no problem with bangin 100 chicks, however, the fact that you've kept count is bothersome. Is the reason you got a divorce really about your wife, or does your infidelity have anything to do with it?

beerdude 01-16-2007 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741508)
haha, so exactly how much beer have you had so far?

oNLY 3 OR 5 TONIGHT

Big_D 01-16-2007 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 11741546)
I've got no problem with bangin 100 chicks, however, the fact that you've kept count is bothersome. Is the reason you got a divorce really about your wife, or does your infidelity have anything to do with it?


indeed it was the wife, you havent lived with that bitch. When you work your ass off in the Navy and send home the money for bills to be paid and come home to fucked up credit and debt as big as it can get you tend to get pissed off. Then following that matter, the distance grew as i got home and truly realized the mistake in her immaturity as a human being I had made.

why I kept count, I have no idea, but i am full of all sorts of weird shit that I do. Everyone is.

buddyjuf 01-16-2007 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11740742)
I'm 23. To some of you it may be disgusting, to others, i appreciate the read. I just thought I would let everyone know after i bang three more girls i will have banged 100 chicks in my life.

For some of you, "cough" "talent" "cough", its not a big deal, but for others, including myself it is.

Through High school i was a dork of all dorks. Went to class, smoked pot, went home to my computer and basicly learned whatever i could related to the internet and computers with the assistance of a substantial amount of jolt cola.

However, I guess time in the navy and the numerous college parties I attended paid off and my personality and crave for social endeveors have increased substantialy.

My x-wife (official dec 5) was the 9th slut I banged in my life. If any of you have read previous posts of mine, I recently got a divorce because of her inability to control her urges online, fuckin myspace. Anyhoot, I went off the deep end, and basicly started whoring it. Before moving to my current residence, i banged like 15 girls in a couple of months. Then I came out of my shell and since that time have railed 73 girls in 4.5 months time.

I've got a great life, a great job, great friends, and I love where I am at with my work. I know if I dedicate myself my future is endless. That and its five am here and I have nothing else to talk about. On that note, I'm out. Hope you enjoyed the read.

where the hell did you find 73 girls in 4.5 months? LOL

Vick! 01-16-2007 06:02 PM

lol .. you were counting dammit?

Psycho_x 01-16-2007 06:20 PM

I remember back when I hit 100. Congrats.

Young 01-16-2007 06:28 PM

This thread is gay. I know I'm well north of 100 and I couldn't name 20 of them.

What do you write this shit in a diary or something?

Sinners_ab 01-16-2007 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11740878)
...The beauty of it is that I have dropped 40lbs since internext in florida so I'm not lookin to shabby lately...

Was that before or after the photo you posted above?

a1ka1ine 01-16-2007 10:26 PM

awesome example of a great marketing thread! start a subject 50% people will strongly agree and 50% strongly disagree and boom this thread will be front page for a long time!

congrats on the high number and the thread :P

personally im on around 60, and tbh a little ashamed of it, would rather have just had a few good ones and then one awesome one that im still with!

Doctor Dre 01-16-2007 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 11741180)
73 girls in 4 months isint bad... id be out of a job though if tahts all I banged.. hahaha also dood look where you live.. thailand... every time I travel to thailand we turn and burn... nail as many as possiable in a day without getting the burn... my record is pretty good so far only beattin by one person... I asay keep up the good work and try to make it a different girl every night.. I have been doing that since 01 different girl every night of the week sometimes 2 I have taken a few weeks off here and there.. but my number stands at avg of bangin a girl a day 7 days a week since jan1 2001

When will you bang kimbo's head ?

Doctor Dre 01-16-2007 10:44 PM

BTW if you don't give a shit about what people think, why are you posting this ?
Dunno how many chicks I banged in my life... didn't count. Because I really don't give a shit :)

smokingdawn 01-16-2007 11:04 PM

That is so sad..lol Kid's today..lol

KrisKross 01-16-2007 11:12 PM

If you were smart, you'd have got it all on tape and made a site. But instead, you got the clap.

Sucks to be you.

martinsc 01-16-2007 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 11740858)
How much did that cost you?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paraskass 01-16-2007 11:20 PM

Stupid idiot thinks condoms make him invincible.

BitAudioVideo 01-16-2007 11:31 PM

i only banged one this week, but she had 73 orgasms.

Wagerboy 01-17-2007 12:00 AM

i'd post your after pic to shut these haters up...keep bangin them whores!

Contra 01-17-2007 12:14 AM

All those chicks and the best picture you can post is of your own fat pale ass. If you?re working an angle, posting samples of the girls would be better.

If I wanted to see nasty love handles I look at my own.:(

TexasDreams 01-17-2007 12:22 AM

Congrats on your future of venereal diseases. I hope that what you get is even curable. :Oh crap

cool1 01-17-2007 12:30 AM

All I can say is "Sex is good"

Big_D 01-17-2007 01:53 AM

Allright, here are the pics over the last 4 1/2 - 5 months from where I started to where I was at a week ago...

BEFORE
http://www.bigdbitches.com/pictures/before.jpg

MIDDLE
http://www.bigdbitches.com/pictures/middle.jpg

A WEEK AGO (Severely Hung Over)
http://www.bigdbitches.com/pictures/after.jpg

I've lost a shit load of weight....

starpimps 01-17-2007 02:10 AM

this thread is useless without pics of the girls

phypon 01-17-2007 02:29 AM

Wow, this was an interesting thread until you showed your pics. nuff' said, you are full of shit, and lard apperently.

bizarrejan 01-17-2007 02:31 AM

Have you been checked out at clinic????

Big_D 01-17-2007 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by phypon (Post 11743093)
Wow, this was an interesting thread until you showed your pics. nuff' said, you are full of shit, and lard apperently.

god i love gfy....

thanks for the laugh

phypon 01-17-2007 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11743129)
god i love gfy....

thanks for the laugh

You're welcome. Now :321GFY

Wagerboy 01-17-2007 03:35 AM

D...good chatting with you....small world..I give credit, he posted pics...Dont look fat to me at all...

DarkJedi 01-17-2007 03:36 AM

http://www.bigdbitches.com/pictures/thailand/monkey.jpg

Trannies dont count.

DarkJedi 01-17-2007 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11743040)
I've lost a shit load of weight....

yeah, that's what AIDS usually do to you.

Big_D 01-17-2007 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11743218)

good memory on the pic bro, and she wasnt a tranny, ill dig more pics up of her in the next few days if ya want sum proof.

damn that was like 4 months ago.....

yeah AIDS does do that to people, I have seen it happen to someone close to me....

As far as me having it? The test last week said negative, so I think it may have something to do with a balanced diet, eating right, and changing my way of life from my mcdonalds loving american ass. Living here has truly made me realize how much we over do it in america. You cant find a 20oz coke, its all 12oz or smaller. Everything is sold in small quantities. So i tried it their way and its working.

fangtastic 01-17-2007 03:42 AM

Whatever floats your boat!

Wagerboy 01-17-2007 03:51 AM

that girl isnt a tranny is she? shes a cutie. did ya fuck her?

Big_D 01-17-2007 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Wagerboy (Post 11743239)
that girl isnt a tranny is she? shes a cutie. did ya fuck her?

no she wasnt a tranny bro, haha. I'm as straight as an arrow. That pic was taken probably my third week here, i fucked her for about a week then ended it, fuck i forgot about that one.

born4porn 01-17-2007 03:59 AM

variety seems to agree with you Big_D and as I say always do what keeps you and other consenting adults happy! :winkwink:

I have never kept count ... altho I am sure I a long way south of 100!

Firehorse 01-19-2007 06:11 AM

Looks like he suckered you b4p! ;)

Mr. Romance 01-19-2007 06:23 AM

Romance is measured in many ways



Mr. Romance

PEcash 01-19-2007 06:23 AM

why are you guys feeding into this useless thread of some guy who is attention starved and needs input from everyone else so he can thiunk he gets a (what most guys in here would consider) regular amount of ass?

nico-t 01-19-2007 06:29 AM

congrats!

mavtaxi 01-19-2007 08:32 AM

Big_Daddy you are the man...100 hoes ....that is nice!!!
Did you got any deep throats... too ? :)
Keep that up , dude!!!


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