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The best animal to have sex with?
Cows... Cuz when you fuck them in the nose, they can lick your balls.
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:helpme :error :helpme :error
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Got pics?
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It must suck when the cow has a runny nose.
Or maybe it's just good lubrificant. |
Just passing by.....
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A female dolphin is truly the only animal worth having sex with. They have nearly prehensile vaginas.
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Yo momma...
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sheeps are best, they dont struggle that much as goats
cows can kick you with their legs , it hurts like hell |
....humans?
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:1orglaugh
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noooooooo
don't wann hear no more |
men=dogs
so if a woman fucks a man she is basically fucking a dog. |
stop. sick. why am i here?
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Your girlfriend.
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a cow? are you smoking shampoo?
goats my friend. hot, sexy, passionate goats. with tight holes. maybe you just don't understand the spark in a goat's eyes as you make sweet, sweet love to it down by the firelight. try it, it is a very rewarding expierience. |
I know of someone who viciously sodomizes roosters before slitting their throats and making Sunday dinner, his jism still inside the rectal cavity.
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Hope you use a condom, otherwise it's just perverted. :1orglaugh |
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Is it correct to call pig's vagina "a pussy" ?
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and you don't need condoms with a gorgeous monogamous goat like PG. http://www.oligarchy.biz/pics/partgoat.jpg |
i heard sticking a gerbil up your ass is a heavely experience. it's a lot more descrete and can be done in the privacy of your own home instead of sneaking into barns at night
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do midgets count? :)
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thread useless without pics :)
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lol - gross
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Sheat!!!
I think sheaps are bether :) |
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I didn't know cows had smooth tongues, I thought it could rip your balls off that's why I always kept behind
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LoL :1orglaugh
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i can get you all good deals on goats you freaks
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i can;t believe that i opened this thread...
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too late... already opened.. might as well post something...
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LOL thats pretty funny :1orglaugh
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What a bunch of sick fucks in this thread.
Not that it's a bad thing. :D |
i prefer ants
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i was gonna say your mom (-:
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Remember ducktape it you fuck small animals :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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