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KingK7 01-16-2007 05:54 AM

The best animal to have sex with?
 
Cows... Cuz when you fuck them in the nose, they can lick your balls.

martinsc 01-16-2007 05:56 AM

:helpme :error :helpme :error

Natural Cause 01-16-2007 05:56 AM

Got pics?

Jarmusch 01-16-2007 05:56 AM

It must suck when the cow has a runny nose.

Or maybe it's just good lubrificant.

tranza 01-16-2007 05:59 AM

Just passing by.....

notabook 01-16-2007 06:03 AM

A female dolphin is truly the only animal worth having sex with. They have nearly prehensile vaginas.

Scott McD 01-16-2007 06:09 AM

Yo momma...

zandre 01-16-2007 06:30 AM

sheeps are best, they dont struggle that much as goats

cows can kick you with their legs , it hurts like hell

Sarah_Jayne 01-16-2007 06:55 AM

....humans?

abz 01-16-2007 06:59 AM

http://mentalhelp.net/

KingK7 01-16-2007 07:05 AM

:1orglaugh

TBrown 01-16-2007 07:09 AM

noooooooo

don't wann hear no more

bausch 01-16-2007 07:49 AM

men=dogs

so if a woman fucks a man she is basically fucking a dog.

wyldworx 01-16-2007 07:57 AM

stop. sick. why am i here?

Caffiend 01-16-2007 07:58 AM

Your girlfriend.

smack 01-16-2007 08:21 AM

a cow? are you smoking shampoo?

goats my friend. hot, sexy, passionate goats. with tight holes.

maybe you just don't understand the spark in a goat's eyes as you make sweet, sweet love to it down by the firelight.

try it, it is a very rewarding expierience.

AssPirate 01-16-2007 08:23 AM

I know of someone who viciously sodomizes roosters before slitting their throats and making Sunday dinner, his jism still inside the rectal cavity.

Alain DeLarge 01-16-2007 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack (Post 11738907)
a cow? are you smoking shampoo?

goats my friend. hot, sexy, passionate goats. with tight holes.

maybe you just don't understand the spark in a goat's eyes as you make sweet, sweet love to it down by the firelight.

try it, it is a very rewarding expierience.

Sounds like you're in love. Are you a one goat man, or you keep some on the side?

Hope you use a condom, otherwise it's just perverted. :1orglaugh

zandre 01-16-2007 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack (Post 11738907)
a cow? are you smoking shampoo?

goats my friend. hot, sexy, passionate goats. with tight holes.

maybe you just don't understand the spark in a goat's eyes as you make sweet, sweet love to it down by the firelight.

try it, it is a very rewarding expierience.

sheeps have tighter holes, sheeps sound much better, sheeps are all fluffy so you can wipe your dick more easily

Buzz 01-16-2007 08:35 AM

Is it correct to call pig's vagina "a pussy" ?

eink 01-16-2007 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7 (Post 11738464)
Cows... Cuz when you fuck them in the nose, they can lick your balls.

hahaha, gr8!

smack 01-16-2007 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alain DeLarge (Post 11738938)
Sounds like you're in love. Are you a one goat man, or you keep some on the side?

Hope you use a condom, otherwise it's just perverted. :1orglaugh

PartyGoat is the only goat for me.

and you don't need condoms with a gorgeous monogamous goat like PG.

http://www.oligarchy.biz/pics/partgoat.jpg

CRANK 01-16-2007 08:49 AM

i heard sticking a gerbil up your ass is a heavely experience. it's a lot more descrete and can be done in the privacy of your own home instead of sneaking into barns at night

u-Bob 01-16-2007 09:31 AM

do midgets count? :)

Violetta 01-16-2007 09:34 AM

thread useless without pics :)

XMaster 01-16-2007 09:36 AM

lol - gross

ViliTheKid 01-16-2007 11:06 AM

Sheat!!!
I think sheaps are bether :)

borked 01-16-2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11738792)
men=dogs

So that's where 'yo, bitch' comes from...

Himuro 01-16-2007 11:36 AM

I didn't know cows had smooth tongues, I thought it could rip your balls off that's why I always kept behind

BaldBishop 01-16-2007 11:56 AM

LoL :1orglaugh

germ 01-16-2007 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack (Post 11739033)
PartyGoat is the only goat for me.

and you don't need condoms with a gorgeous monogamous goat like PG.

http://www.oligarchy.biz/pics/partgoat.jpg

bump for goat love.

CRANK 01-16-2007 12:07 PM

i can get you all good deals on goats you freaks

KingK7 01-16-2007 12:09 PM

Mooooo
http://www.mataglap.com/Images/sgng/COW-NOSE.jpg

marko13 01-16-2007 12:23 PM

i can;t believe that i opened this thread...

gimo33 01-16-2007 12:28 PM

too late... already opened.. might as well post something...

madawgz 01-16-2007 12:30 PM

LOL thats pretty funny :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-16-2007 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack (Post 11739033)
and you don't need condoms with a gorgeous monogamous goat like PG.
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

Jarmusch 01-16-2007 01:55 PM

What a bunch of sick fucks in this thread.

Not that it's a bad thing. :D

bobby666 01-16-2007 01:56 PM

i prefer ants

Big_D 01-16-2007 02:48 PM

i was gonna say your mom (-:

KingK7 01-16-2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11740653)
i was gonna say your mom (-:

That and "your sister" has already been taken

Sveindt Beindt 01-16-2007 03:33 PM

Remember ducktape it you fuck small animals :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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