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  • KingK7
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    • Jun 2002
    • 6372
    #1

    The best animal to have sex with?

    Cows... Cuz when you fuck them in the nose, they can lick your balls.
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    • martinsc
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      • Jun 2005
      • 27043
      #2
      Make Money

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        • Natural Cause
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          • Oct 2006
          • 222
          #3
          Got pics?

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            • Jarmusch
               
              • May 2003
              • 12479
              #4
              It must suck when the cow has a runny nose.

              Or maybe it's just good lubrificant.

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                • tranza
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559
                  #5
                  Just passing by.....
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                    • notabook
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                      • Apr 2006
                      • 9748
                      #6
                      A female dolphin is truly the only animal worth having sex with. They have nearly prehensile vaginas.

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                        • Scott McD
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                          • Nov 2002
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                          #7
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                            • zandre
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                              • Dec 2006
                              • 281
                              #8
                              sheeps are best, they dont struggle that much as goats

                              cows can kick you with their legs , it hurts like hell
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                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 40077
                                  #9
                                  ....humans?

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                                    • abz
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                                      • Apr 2001
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                                      #10
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                                        • KingK7
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                                          • Jun 2002
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                                          #11

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                                            • TBrown
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                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 1519
                                              #12
                                              noooooooo

                                              don't wann hear no more



                                              mcbrown

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                                                • bausch
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                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 3017
                                                  #13
                                                  men=dogs

                                                  so if a woman fucks a man she is basically fucking a dog.

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                                                    • wyldworx
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 5144
                                                      #14
                                                      stop. sick. why am i here?

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                                                        • Caffiend
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                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 455
                                                          #15
                                                          Your girlfriend.
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                                                            • smack
                                                              Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 10652
                                                              #16
                                                              a cow? are you smoking shampoo?

                                                              goats my friend. hot, sexy, passionate goats. with tight holes.

                                                              maybe you just don't understand the spark in a goat's eyes as you make sweet, sweet love to it down by the firelight.

                                                              try it, it is a very rewarding expierience.
                                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                • AssPirate
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                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                  • 2135
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I know of someone who viciously sodomizes roosters before slitting their throats and making Sunday dinner, his jism still inside the rectal cavity.

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                                                                    • Alain DeLarge
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                                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                                      • 168
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by smack
                                                                      a cow? are you smoking shampoo?

                                                                      goats my friend. hot, sexy, passionate goats. with tight holes.

                                                                      maybe you just don't understand the spark in a goat's eyes as you make sweet, sweet love to it down by the firelight.

                                                                      try it, it is a very rewarding expierience.
                                                                      Sounds like you're in love. Are you a one goat man, or you keep some on the side?

                                                                      Hope you use a condom, otherwise it's just perverted.
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                                                                        • zandre
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                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                          • 281
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by smack
                                                                          a cow? are you smoking shampoo?

                                                                          goats my friend. hot, sexy, passionate goats. with tight holes.

                                                                          maybe you just don't understand the spark in a goat's eyes as you make sweet, sweet love to it down by the firelight.

                                                                          try it, it is a very rewarding expierience.
                                                                          sheeps have tighter holes, sheeps sound much better, sheeps are all fluffy so you can wipe your dick more easily
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                                                                            • Buzz
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                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 1908
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Is it correct to call pig's vagina "a pussy" ?

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                                                                                • eink
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                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                  • 369
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by KingK7
                                                                                  Cows... Cuz when you fuck them in the nose, they can lick your balls.
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                                                                                    • smack
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                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 10652
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Alain DeLarge
                                                                                      Sounds like you're in love. Are you a one goat man, or you keep some on the side?

                                                                                      Hope you use a condom, otherwise it's just perverted.
                                                                                      PartyGoat is the only goat for me.

                                                                                      and you don't need condoms with a gorgeous monogamous goat like PG.

                                                                                      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                                        • CRANK
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                                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                                          • 27
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i heard sticking a gerbil up your ass is a heavely experience. it's a lot more descrete and can be done in the privacy of your own home instead of sneaking into barns at night
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                                                                                            • u-Bob
                                                                                              there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                              • 33063
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              do midgets count?

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                                                                                                • Violetta
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  thread useless without pics
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                                                                                                    • XMaster
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                      • 2945
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      lol - gross
                                                                                                      still moneyhere

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                                                                                                        • ViliTheKid
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                                                          • 1091
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Sheat!!!
                                                                                                          I think sheaps are bether

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                                                                                                            • borked
                                                                                                              Totally Borked
                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                              • 6284
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by bausch
                                                                                                              men=dogs
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                                                                                                                • Himuro
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                                                                                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                  • 934
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I didn't know cows had smooth tongues, I thought it could rip your balls off that's why I always kept behind

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                                                                                                                    • BaldBishop
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                      • 2115
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      LoL

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                                                                                                                        • germ
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                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                          • 3108
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by smack
                                                                                                                          PartyGoat is the only goat for me.

                                                                                                                          and you don't need condoms with a gorgeous monogamous goat like PG.

                                                                                                                          bump for goat love.

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                                                                                                                            • CRANK
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                                                                                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                              • 27
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              i can get you all good deals on goats you freaks
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                                                                                                                                • KingK7
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Mooooo

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                                                                                                                                    • marko13
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                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • gimo33
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                                                                                                                                            • madawgz
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 30509
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              LOL thats pretty funny
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                                                                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 94034
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by smack
                                                                                                                                                  and you don't need condoms with a gorgeous monogamous goat like PG.
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                                                                                                                                                    • Jarmusch
                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 12479
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      What a bunch of sick fucks in this thread.

                                                                                                                                                      Not that it's a bad thing. :D

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                                                                                                                                                        • bobby666
                                                                                                                                                          boots are my religion
                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 21765
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          i prefer ants

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                                                                                                                                                            • Big_D
                                                                                                                                                              CRAZY MOFUKKA
                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                              • 3296
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              i was gonna say your mom (-:

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                                                                                                                                                                • KingK7
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                                                                                                                                                                  • 6372
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Big_D
                                                                                                                                                                  i was gonna say your mom (-:
                                                                                                                                                                  That and "your sister" has already been taken

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Sveindt Beindt
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Remember ducktape it you fuck small animals

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