Donny's icqing me ...........
 

DonovanPhillips (10:19 PM) :
Seriously, almost everyone on that board means nothing to me. Nobody is loyal to each other. Everyone is out for some selfish reason. Very few form true friendships. I seriously doubt you have more than a few true friends yourself, yet you call many your friend. What an empty life.


donny pitying me. there's a laugh


it gets better too

so I JUST i asked him what he thought my chances with Belinda were?..................

doesnt he sound like a party pooper

and he's telling me how now........

Go with the flow, you might end up in a hot threesome...

oh my god this is getting good - will post in a bit

how many pages will this thread go?

DONNY is getting SO OLD
I wish he would either delete his account or go away..

but it will be interesting to see what type of crap he comes up with this time..

Donny is proof that most people are their own worst enemies.

God smote him already.

Can I watch from the closet?

Donny pitying anybody is hilarious :1orglaugh

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From what I can tell (just from reading this board), that ICQ post is more spot-on than most of the other BS posts on this board.

I don't know you dude, but why did you post that?

Was it too honest to deal with? Or is it really bullshit?

Since he's not posting the conversation, here it is so far:

6:43:24 PM Donny: you're the man now, dog.

7:23:00 PM SleazyDream: what do you want now jesus boy? have you gone off your rocker and shot someone or are you crying alone ina corner sobbing about how the world hates you

8:11:37 PM Donny: i'll never cry about pornographers disliking me. the opinions of those on gfy have zero importance to me

8:18:19 PM SleazyDream: dude - you're shoveling soo much shit you can't even smell it anymore

8:19:35 PM Donny: Seriously, almost everyone on that board means nothing to me. Nobody is loyal to each other. Everyone is out for some selfish reason. Very few form true friendships. I seriously doubt you have more than a few true friends yourself, yet you call many your friend. What an empty life.

8:20:13 PM SleazyDream: lol - there's a LAUGH - you pittying me

8:20:21 PM Donny: Didn't say I pity you. I don't.

8:21:26 PM SleazyDream: so what do you think my chances with belinda are?

8:22:02 PM Donny: Well, I'd say that if you really wanted to pursue her you'd first need to be a nice person and learn to be vulnerable, rather than trying to display a macho attitude.

8:22:20 PM SleazyDream: so she likes sucky guys?

8:22:33 PM Donny: She likes real people. Machoism is fake.

8:22:50 PM SleazyDream: so if i spill my guts to her that would work?

8:22:53 PM Donny: You can never truly know someone who is putting on a front.
8:23:11 PM Donny: You'd have to just be real. Do you know what that means?
8:23:29 PM Donny: You'd also have to like her family and tolerate her dad, who is a pain in the ass.

8:23:37 PM SleazyDream: i know how to get real excited, real hard and real interested in someone?
8:24:17 PM SleazyDream: didn't say i wanted a relationship - just wana bone her. dount she's into relationships at this moment - but everyone gets horny - so i'm just looking for tips on how to get laid

8:24:41 PM Donny: Ah, you have no chance of just being a piece of ass to her. Sorry, man.
8:24:46 PM Donny: You have no game for that.

8:24:59 PM SleazyDream: everyone has A chance - all depends on how good it is
8:25:04 PM Donny: Mark did. Whether I currently like him or not, he had game.
8:25:20 PM Donny: Scott has a lot to learn, and Skufty is not good practice.

8:25:28 PM SleazyDream: so mark is the guy i need to talk to for tips then right? he could tell me how to do it?

8:25:46 PM Donny: I am fairly confident you're beyond help.

8:25:58 PM SleazyDream: i can learn
8:26:36 PM SleazyDream: and hey - if i dont' try i won't have any chance - if i try I have some chance - even if it's SMALL there is SOME chance there
8:27:07 PM SleazyDream: i wonder if i could get mark and her to be interested ina threesome with her and me.........

8:27:08 PM Donny: Well at the moment you are a source of humor when you attempt hitting her on ICQ. That's one of the few things the two of us still are able to laugh about together.
8:27:26 PM Donny: And I am not just saying that. It's 100% true.

8:27:57 PM SleazyDream: hey - if she's laughing it means i have a chance

8:28:51 PM Donny: There's a difference between laughter fueled by a man who is attractive to you and laughter AT a man who is pathetic. At the moment, you're the latter. You really need to get out of Canada and surround yourself with more than JMan and a dog.

8:29:23 PM SleazyDream: she is sooo hot

8:29:45 PM Donny: I can't disagree with that.
8:30:01 PM Donny: She's sitting 7 feet from me.

8:30:09 PM SleazyDream: nice
8:30:18 PM SleazyDream: i'd be wooing her if she was that close to me

8:31:51 PM Donny: Again, can you be real? If not, there's no point trying.
8:32:06 PM Donny: Good or bad, ya gotta be yourself.
8:32:12 PM Donny: Not put on a front.

8:32:14 PM SleazyDream: i am real - she's hot and you arn't fuckig her so she needs action and I'm interested

8:32:41 PM Donny: And she'd have to go to Canada because.... ?

8:33:02 PM SleazyDream: i'd come to her or fly her here

8:33:05 PM Donny: She can just pick up the phone and get what she wants from a wide variety of willing participants

8:33:22 PM SleazyDream: throw me int he ring - i want her

8:33:53 PM Donny: Dude, I couldn't lift you an inch, much less throw you in a ring.

And, what did he say?

That's a bit shit. I managed to obtain free access into his site last night (cough, cough), and it seems he has updates queued for the upcoming dates in December... which is funny, because i remember reading some small announcement saying he was leaving the industry...

On another note, judging from that ICQ conversation just posted, some of you people just love sharing pussy.

Good for you. Perfect business for that. :)

must remember to BREATH -


laughing tooo hard.....


must remember to breath

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How many times do people have to be sold the sites were sold more than a year ago?

You both make me laugh. Like boys fighting in high school on who's going to lay who. I am done with men for a while and I will never open up to anyone. Donny is right, people are selfish and are only out for themselves. You open up to people and they later use it against you. Lessons learned I guess.

can i watch you with another woman then?

did u expect anything else in PORN? Some of the most unprofessional people on earth are in this biz

and if there was ever any doubt before why you live alone with a dog... you are going to donny to get tips on how to pick up a girl ad making comments like:

8:30:18 PM SleazyDream: i'd be wooing her if she was that close to me


I am sure you would woooo her over too. lol.



Man you are pathetic. you have a better chance of getting laid by hitting her over the head with a bat and fucking her while she is unconscious.

Make fun of Donny all you want, he still nailed someone that you will never have a chance with. how does that make you feel ?

jealous. she's hot


so do you really think the bat thing would work?

Alright - you and God win (again in the case of God). Apologies for not having read the entire thread history of GFY...

i think it's your best chance.

What else do you have left. You already tried ambush interviewing her and obviously she didn't blow you for doing it, like I am sure you were hoping.

I was hoping but i hav't sceen her in person since the ambush..

one can always hope though.... maybe at some AFF event things will happen. I'm always optimistic

i busted out a snort laugh :thumbsup

So Belinda's still there?!? :ugone2far :eek7 :helpme

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Just wondering why you would still continue to post here. Seems there is nothing really left here for you but ridicule and negativity. Just a habit, or is there some legitimate reason you'd want to keep hanging out in a place like this?

Also, why hasn't she moved out yet? Thought that was going to happen on Sunday. You must be able to cut the tension with a knife over there.

Sorry, just being nosey.

Not sure how much longer. Takes time to pack everything.

Nail. Head. Hit.

I'm old and I've been working since I was 16 - worked for big corporations, Mom and Pop companies - this is the first business I've seen such fakes, people who don't understand what a friend is, and so many people turn on a dime and follow whichever way the wind is blowing. I suppose that's what draws a lot of people to the biz - they can be whatever they want whatever day it is. It's what's drawing me out.

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Belinda, in case you haven't figured it out, the one "out for themselves" the most is Donny, your cuckold ex with the massive, massive complex.

Don't wait for this doorknob to pack your stuff for you, leave now and avoid the rush. Donny is only a martyr for as long as he manages to get you to play along with his warped game.

Want to help Donny? Get him to a shrink, one that doesn't wear a starched white collar or work with *********. He is seriously close to going postal, I think.

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I was out of town for the holidays. Just got back a couple hours ago. Haven't been home to pack my things.

Grow a backbone. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

he sold the site over a year ago

donny, if you are reading this, send me naked pics of belinda at [email protected]

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i pity donny for being grossly fat

I sold my Ex's stuff at a garage sale. He should have taken it with him if it was that important :)

Although one of them should move out ASAP and should stay in a hotel during non packing hours. Welcome to California law folks. Neither party here could just toss the other out without proper notice. Then after that time has elapsed, one party needs to be served if it goes that far, then after another period of time pending no other legal action has taken place a sheriff can then come and lock out the party. The house owner still of course would need to properly store and inventory each and every item for a reasonable period of time which most courts agree is between sixty and ninety days. Otherwise one could really be looking at loosing quit a bit in small claims court or civil court depending on the value of property and such.

There are of course other legal tactics that can speed it along or mess with the other party, such as avoiding being served or filing a restraining order.

First thing Sleazy has ever posted that made me laugh out loud. Seriously, I shot Fresca and Grey Goose (don't ask) out my nose.

Damn, bro. That was some funny shit.

PS - Who the fuck is this chick, Belinda?

I was on hiatus for a while...anyone? Picture?

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Fuck that. Donny if you give her the vacuum cleaner you are a fool.