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J$tyle$ 11-16-2006 11:41 PM

So, an EX GIRLFRIEND tracks me down on MySpace! Living well is the best revenge! LOL
 
A little background ...

I met her when i was 24 and she was 19. We lived together for about 2 yrs. Had a lot of fun. Great sex life. Had threesomes with another girlfreind of ours and it was an ongoing thing. It was a good time :)

Towards the end of our relationship (the last couple months) I was struggling financially but everything was good on the homefront ... or so i thought!

One night I caught her cheating on me with her boss who was 10 yrs older than her at the time and very successful in the Real Estate Management biz. I flipped out, and smashed all the windows on his car with a baseball bat. Called him out to talk to me but I was a lunatic pacing back and forth carrying a baseball bat so he wouldn't budge and threatened to call the police.

I knew that "it was all on her" of course - she cheated ... she was the one to blame - but there was something about her boss and his arrogance that made me want to beat his ass. He knew we were together and disrespected me. Where I come from that deserved a beating. He avoided me of course, and luckily never filed a police report. LOL

Anyway, obviously I cut her off and went on with my life.

So, here we are 12 years later and she hits me up. My life has changed dramatically as has hers. We talk on the phone for about an hour and play catch up. She apologizes for cheating on me. I could care less at this stage in my life but was courteous nonetheless. The boss dumped her a couple weeks later. She's married with 3 kids. Lives in a small farming town. yadda yadda yadda. That's it. It was nice catching up.

Anyway, a week later I found this post on her blog:

Quote:

Let's say that you have just reconnected with someone from your past??

And, let's say that person made it like they were super happy? You got the feeling while you were in the shower today that you're pretty pissed off that you don't have a nanny, nice house in the hills, extra money and whatnot. Were you getting the feeling like maybe you should have held out longer and tried to work it out with your ex?

However, you do have your own house, nice kids, you don't have to work and your husband is only a jerk some of the time.

Would you still be pissed? Would you want to ask this ex-whatever to come off it and tell you that their life has its' sucky moments? Would you like for them to tell you in detail just how their life has sucked?

And would you love to hear it?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Anyone have any "EX Recconect" stories like this?

2HousePlague 11-16-2006 11:43 PM

Ex-sex is the best sex -- :thumbsup


2hp

JFK 11-16-2006 11:45 PM

Good one J$:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 11-16-2006 11:48 PM

I don't even want to know what my ex's are up to, fucking freaks...

CaptainHowdy 11-16-2006 11:49 PM

duple post :(!

Jace 11-16-2006 11:50 PM

I had an exgirlfriend once that cheated on me twice, I ran into her like 5 years later....I had become a pastry chef at a local restaurant and also was head dj at the largest club in the city....I had a great life

She worked in a whore house currently where most of the day she was giving hand jobs and blowing random dudes, she lived in a shitty house with 5 people and barely any furniture

life felt so much better for like a week after that, I felt bad for her, but fuck her

it still gets my blood pumping to this day thinking about the shit she put me through....I am mad right now in fact typing this....but then I think about how horrible her life became, and I laugh

marketsmart 11-16-2006 11:51 PM

thanks for the read :thumbsup

WiredGuy 11-16-2006 11:56 PM

That's gotta be the best feeling in the world. Knowing that you've made it big and she's wondering if she should have stuck it out for a better, richer life. Congrats on making the right move, avoid the gold-diggers! Besides, I doubt you'd want to change it for anything in the world.
WG

starpimps 11-16-2006 11:58 PM

great story, i bet you shes crying herself to sleep in her farming town,wishing she didnt cheat

tASSy 11-17-2006 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague (Post 11332469)
Ex-sex is the best sex -- :thumbsup


2hp

sex with yer ex!


my ex-husband found me on myspace and sent me an email this month. this is the first contact we've had since he went crazy going off medication for being mental that he lied to me about prior to getting married (now we are annulled due to all of his lies). when he went off the deep end he changed the locks to our house while i was out of town and had one of my dogs put to sleep because he didn't think he was handsome enough. :321GFY

the email on myspace was pathetic...after he swore i'd never hear from him ever again (because i'm such a bitch, right?) there's a 4 paragraph email apologising and about how we might be able to be friends now because we live in the same state again and our dogs could play together. (his dog actually being *my* dog that he stole and my current puggy, lee.loo.) i don't intend to respond to his email ever. psycho! myspace scares me. :Oh crap

L-Pink 11-17-2006 12:01 AM

Wine her, dine her, dump her.

2HousePlague 11-17-2006 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 11332556)


sex with yer ex!


my ex-husband found me on myspace and sent me an email this month. this is the first contact we've had since he went crazy going off medication for being mental that he lied to me about prior to getting married (now we are annulled due to all of his lies). when he went off the deep end he changed the locks to our house while i was out of town and had one of my dogs put to sleep because he didn't think he was handsome enough. :321GFY

the email on myspace was pathetic...after he swore i'd never hear from him ever again (because i'm such a bitch, right?) there's a 4 paragraph email apologising and about how we might be able to be friends now because we live in the same state again and our dogs could play together. (his dog actually being *my* dog that he stole and my current puggy, lee.loo.) i don't intend to respond to his email ever. psycho! myspace scares me. :Oh crap

Y'all have some serious horror stories! Me, I was married once before. We had slamming sex when we were married. We got divorced. We got together a year later for one night, and the sex fucking rocked. No reconciliation. No drama. No, "Hey let's give it one more try..." bullshit. Just one last great fuck to serve as a great souvenir of a relationship that was based on some out-fucking-standing-sex -- :)


2hp

xNetworx 11-17-2006 12:07 AM

This thread backs up my reasoning for not having a myspace page.

Phoenix 11-17-2006 12:12 AM

so is she down for more threesomes or what

J$tyle$ 11-17-2006 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11332536)
That's gotta be the best feeling in the world. Knowing that you've made it big and she's wondering if she should have stuck it out for a better, richer life. Congrats on making the right move, avoid the gold-diggers! Besides, I doubt you'd want to change it for anything in the world.
WG

thanks, charles

it's a great feeling and I'd never change a thing about my life up until now

:thumbsup :thumbsup

btw - - you were missed at the playboy manision ... all the girls were asking about you :winkwink:

porn blogger 11-17-2006 12:41 AM

wow, you people have time to sleep with your wives? show me teh wai!

WiredGuy 11-17-2006 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 11332776)
thanks, charles

it's a great feeling and I'd never change a thing about my life up until now

:thumbsup :thumbsup

btw - - you were missed at the playboy manision ... all the girls were asking about you :winkwink:

Sorry, I was in NYC for ad:tech making deals to make those millions so that the golddiggers will talk to me next year, lol.

I'm sure we'll cross paths soon enough, we're both dabling in mainstream these days...
WG

tASSy 11-17-2006 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague (Post 11332583)


Y'all have some serious horror stories! Me, I was married once before. We had slamming sex when we were married. We got divorced. We got together a year later for one night, and the sex fucking rocked. No reconciliation. No drama. No, "Hey let's give it one more try..." bullshit. Just one last great fuck to serve as a great souvenir of a relationship that was based on some out-fucking-standing-sex -- :)


2hp

i've had a couple of those in my day too - the lack of expectation is lovely. :P the sex you know that you had that was good before is gonna be great again this one night is even better. sometimes a girl's just gotta get off! (and be held until the morning - then you can go home. :winkwink: )


J$tyle$ 11-17-2006 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11332871)
Sorry, I was in NYC for ad:tech making deals to make those millions so that the golddiggers will talk to me next year, lol.

I'm sure we'll cross paths soon enough, we're both dabling in mainstream these days...
WG

:)

that reminds me - we should talk about some of the mortgage leads stuff I'm doing.

I'm off to bed now but let's try to connect soon on ICQ :)

hydro 11-17-2006 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11332558)
Wine her, dine her, dump her.

LMAO oh man thats really cruel, just giving them a little taste of luxury and letting them think they have another shot then the next day its all over :1orglaugh

SPACE GLIDER 11-17-2006 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague (Post 11332469)
Ex-sex is the best sex -- :thumbsup


2hp

I've seen a few couples who broke up on such bad terms that I feared that if they'd met again there would be bloodshed. And with each of these couples I later learned that they DID meet again ... but instead of killing each other, they had sex!

J$tyle$ 11-17-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 11332607)
so is she down for more threesomes or what

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2HousePlague 11-17-2006 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPACE GLIDER (Post 11333272)
I've seen a few couples who broke up on such bad terms that I feared that if they'd met again there would be bloodshed. And with each of these couples I later learned that they DID meet again ... but instead of killing each other, they had sex!

Yes, we went to dinner first, and everything started out civil. But then we got into an argument and she actually brandished a fork at me. I looked at the fork, she looked at me, we both laughed hysterically and then we fucked -- not in the restaurant, lol.
2hp

Ramos 11-17-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 11332453)
A little background ...

I met her when i was 24 and she was 19. We lived together for about 2 yrs. Had a lot of fun. Great sex life. Had threesomes with another girlfreind of ours and it was an ongoing thing. It was a good time :)

Towards the end of our relationship (the last couple months) I was struggling financially but everything was good on the homefront ... or so i thought!

One night I caught her cheating on me with her boss who was 10 yrs older than her at the time and very successful in the Real Estate Management biz. I flipped out, and smashed all the windows on his car with a baseball bat. Called him out to talk to me but I was a lunatic pacing back and forth carrying a baseball bat so he wouldn't budge and threatened to call the police.

I knew that "it was all on her" of course - she cheated ... she was the one to blame - but there was something about her boss and his arrogance that made me want to beat his ass. He knew we were together and disrespected me. Where I come from that deserved a beating. He avoided me of course, and luckily never filed a police report. LOL

Anyway, obviously I cut her off and went on with my life.

So, here we are 12 years later and she hits me up. My life has changed dramatically as has hers. We talk on the phone for about an hour and play catch up. She apologizes for cheating on me. I could care less at this stage in my life but was courteous nonetheless. The boss dumped her a couple weeks later. She's married with 3 kids. Lives in a small farming town. yadda yadda yadda. That's it. It was nice catching up.

Anyway, a week later I found this post on her blog:



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Anyone have any "EX Recconect" stories like this?

This Thread Needs Pics

either of you in your adidas jump suit rockin a Kangol or of this chick you speak of

:)

btw nice seeing you in LA LA

stev0 11-17-2006 11:38 AM

She sounds like a gold digging bitch...

"You got the feeling while you were in the shower today that you're pretty pissed off that you don't have a nanny, nice house in the hills, extra money and whatnot. Were you getting the feeling like maybe you should have held out longer and tried to work it out with your ex?"

If thats the only reason she was "getting the feeling" then it seems she's only interested in one thing in a man.

tranza 11-17-2006 11:43 AM

Lol, that was awesome....

LittleSassy 11-17-2006 12:02 PM

ex's are pain in the ass... LOL

J$tyle$ 11-18-2006 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 11336077)
She sounds like a gold digging bitch...

"You got the feeling while you were in the shower today that you're pretty pissed off that you don't have a nanny, nice house in the hills, extra money and whatnot. Were you getting the feeling like maybe you should have held out longer and tried to work it out with your ex?"

If thats the only reason she was "getting the feeling" then it seems she's only interested in one thing in a man.

i guess i just think it's funny ... 12 yrs later

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HighSociety 11-18-2006 07:18 PM

haha I have a great story but im afraid to post it on here. maybe i will email it to someone and have them post it for me

RTP 11-18-2006 07:25 PM

fuck yeah man!!! vengence is best served when it's non intentional! i've had many girls, women for years ago find me now, esp with the help of myspace and it's always cool to look back and see them now....knocked up on foodstamps living in a barn (esp. when back then they were high class shit!) they message me and say IS THAT YOU? I respond YES and they don't again. I live a very good life doing mainstream shit and have been since the late 90s dotcom days. It's hilarious to know someone regret fucking up a good thing and now paying for it, congrats to you!

HushMoney 11-18-2006 07:29 PM

Hey Jonathan, you didn't send her a picture of what you look like now, did you?



that woulda killed the whole thing!!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Drake 11-18-2006 07:32 PM

Now you have to lay her. "Reconnect sex" is supposed to be incredible.

J.R. 11-18-2006 07:33 PM

Sweet one J.. hit me up Bro.. I have a new client for you. possibly..

GooSearch 11-18-2006 08:09 PM

yea.. my ex of 4 years calle dup one day.. i didn't want toanswer the phone..i mean really why..she was a fuckin nutcase, so anyway my wife calls her back tells her how good life is, the house the 3 kids, the business,, then tells her to fuck off and die before my wife kills her LMAO..good times good times

J$tyle$ 11-18-2006 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interavid (Post 11343755)
Hey Jonathan, you didn't send her a picture of what you look like now, did you?



that woulda killed the whole thing!!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nah, I sent her your pic and she said "DAMN you look OLD!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

J$tyle$ 11-18-2006 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.R. (Post 11343765)
Sweet one J.. hit me up Bro.. I have a new client for you. possibly..

You've been hit!

Holla back :thumbsup

MaddCaz 11-18-2006 09:48 PM

that made my day...

HushMoney 11-18-2006 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 11344227)
Nah, I sent her your pic and she said "DAMN you look OLD!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OUCH!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

QuaWee 11-18-2006 10:09 PM

damn, I hate gold diggers.

shahab6 11-18-2006 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11332513)
I had an exgirlfriend once that cheated on me twice, I ran into her like 5 years later....I had become a pastry chef at a local restaurant and also was head dj at the largest club in the city....I had a great life

She worked in a whore house currently where most of the day she was giving hand jobs and blowing random dudes, she lived in a shitty house with 5 people and barely any furniture

life felt so much better for like a week after that, I felt bad for her, but fuck her

it still gets my blood pumping to this day thinking about the shit she put me through....I am mad right now in fact typing this....but then I think about how horrible her life became, and I laugh

r u serious?

MyNameIsNobody 11-19-2006 12:12 AM

Wish that would happen to me.. I only have to get rich first ^^

J$tyle$ 11-19-2006 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by interavid (Post 11344341)
OUCH!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ahahahaha

She thought you were quite sexy for an old guy!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

adultguus 11-19-2006 02:55 AM

That is indeed the best revenge you can ever get. It must give you a pretty good feeling.

SlamDesigns 11-19-2006 03:04 AM

Dude, I hope this doesn't piss you off...but you're ex sounds like a c-u-n-t!

marko13 11-19-2006 05:08 AM

that is very good story....

en21 11-19-2006 05:58 AM

best thread so far today :-)

reynold 11-19-2006 06:36 AM

Bad move, buddy.

You could have just loosen the break of that car. :pimp

fuzebox 11-19-2006 10:46 AM

"The best revenge is living well"

Words to live by :thumbsup

Nicky 11-19-2006 10:53 AM

Nice, revenge is sweet :)

NemesiS876 11-19-2006 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague (Post 11332469)
Ex-sex is the best sex -- :thumbsup


2hp

Agree with him


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