OMG somebody stole my fucking wallet!!!
 

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Canadian Tire customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Canadian Tire store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

so you got sucked off by a guy?

no :1orglaugh

it clearly sais "Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car"

:pimp

Older than jesus. And that guy is like twenty-six!

Zzzzzzz.......

and then you woke up....

So where did you steal that from?

http://jagular.blogspot.com/2006/10/...ing-forum.html

no, someone sent me an email with that joke today

im sure its posted in alot of places

heh still funny

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

old, but where do you get a discount wallets?

He he he this one is good.But speaking about in theft when i go to risking place i took other with wallet with 20$ in and nothing else.I simpyl cannot risk losing documents which worth much more then any amount of money

hate people who steal wallets!

Already posted a thousand times.

when ever I cross the northern border I keep an empty wallet in my back pocket as a decoy

i dont know whats older, that joke or the internet

no he was awake................
























but they were trannies:)

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

OKAY fuck im sorry for posting an old joke

SUE ME

haha thats still funny even tho its old

For a second there I thought you made a thread about the bad luck of having your wallet being stolen.....

Then it dawned on me that the bad luck would have been on the thief - stealing a wallet with no money in it and maxed out credit cards!