OMG somebody stole my fucking wallet!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

madawgz · 11-09-2006, 01:46 PM

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Canadian Tire customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Canadian Tire store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

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JD · 11-09-2006, 01:49 PM

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-09-2006, 01:49 PM

so you got sucked off by a guy?

madawgz · 11-09-2006, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox

so you got sucked off by a guy?

no

it clearly sais "Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car"

notabook · 11-09-2006, 02:00 PM

Older than jesus. And that guy is like twenty-six!

gimo33 · 11-09-2006, 02:00 PM

Zzzzzzz.......

polish_aristocrat · 11-09-2006, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

no

it clearly sais "Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car"

and then you woke up....

DarkJedi · 11-09-2006, 02:06 PM

So where did you steal that from?

http://jagular.blogspot.com/2006/10/...ing-forum.html

madawgz · 11-09-2006, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

So where did you steal that from?

http://jagular.blogspot.com/2006/10/...ing-forum.html

no, someone sent me an email with that joke today

im sure its posted in alot of places

Sosa · 11-09-2006, 02:23 PM

heh still funny

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 11-09-2006, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madrox

so you got sucked off by a guy?

clip4free · 11-09-2006, 02:44 PM

old, but where do you get a discount wallets?

Klen · 11-09-2006, 02:50 PM

He he he this one is good.But speaking about in theft when i go to risking place i took other with wallet with 20$ in and nothing else.I simpyl cannot risk losing documents which worth much more then any amount of money

free4porn · 11-09-2006, 02:59 PM

hate people who steal wallets!

Aquarius · 11-09-2006, 03:02 PM

Already posted a thousand times.

CyberHustler · 11-09-2006, 03:07 PM

when ever I cross the northern border I keep an empty wallet in my back pocket as a decoy

tehHinjew · 11-09-2006, 03:30 PM

i dont know whats older, that joke or the internet

BusterBunny · 11-09-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

and then you woke up....

no he was awake................

but they were trannies

squishypimp · 11-09-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

and then you woke up....

lol

gecko · 11-09-2006, 03:38 PM

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

madawgz · 11-09-2006, 05:12 PM

OKAY fuck im sorry for posting an old joke

SUE ME

Kimo · 11-09-2006, 05:58 PM

haha thats still funny even tho its old

Bama · 11-09-2006, 06:12 PM

For a second there I thought you made a thread about the bad luck of having your wallet being stolen.....

Then it dawned on me that the bad luck would have been on the thief - stealing a wallet with no money in it and maxed out credit cards!

11-09-2006, 01:46 PM	#1
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	OMG somebody stole my fucking wallet!!! A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Canadian Tire customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Canadian Tire store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. brought to you by eatmyshorts.com __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

11-09-2006, 02:00 PM	#5
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11-09-2006, 03:07 PM	#16
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 27,011	when ever I cross the northern border I keep an empty wallet in my back pocket as a decoy __________________ “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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11-09-2006, 01:49 PM	#3
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11-09-2006, 02:06 PM	#8
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	So where did you steal that from? http://jagular.blogspot.com/2006/10/...ing-forum.html

11-09-2006, 02:23 PM	#10
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	heh still funny

11-09-2006, 02:44 PM	#12
clip4free Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 852	old, but where do you get a discount wallets?

11-09-2006, 02:50 PM	#13
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	He he he this one is good.But speaking about in theft when i go to risking place i took other with wallet with 20$ in and nothing else.I simpyl cannot risk losing documents which worth much more then any amount of money

11-09-2006, 03:02 PM	#15
Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	Already posted a thousand times.

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11-09-2006, 05:12 PM	#21
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	OKAY fuck im sorry for posting an old joke SUE ME __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

11-09-2006, 05:58 PM	#22
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	haha thats still funny even tho its old __________________ ...

11-09-2006, 06:12 PM	#23
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	For a second there I thought you made a thread about the bad luck of having your wallet being stolen..... Then it dawned on me that the bad luck would have been on the thief - stealing a wallet with no money in it and maxed out credit cards!