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bknoob 10-11-2006 06:41 PM

What happens if you stop smoking RIGHT NOW
 
- In 20 minutes your blood pressure will drop back down to normal.
- In 8 hours the carbon monoxide (a toxic gas) levels in your blood stream will drop by half, and oxygen levels will return to normal.
- In 48 hours your chance of having a heart attack will have decreased. All nicotine will have left your body. Your sense of taste and smell will return to a normal level.
- In 72 hours your bronchial tubes will relax, and your energy levels will increase.
- In 2 weeks your circulation will increase, and it will continue to improve for the next 10 weeks.
- In three to nine months coughs, wheezing and breathing problems will dissipate as your lung capacity improves by 10%.
- In 1 year your risk of having a heart attack will have dropped by half.
- In 5 years your risk of having a stroke returns to that of a non-smoker.
- In 10 years your risk of lung cancer will have returned to that of a non-smoker.
- In 15 years your risk of heart attack will have returned to that of a non-smoker.

Are you ready to quit now?

bl4h 10-11-2006 06:41 PM

Learned that in 1st grade

Spunky 10-11-2006 06:42 PM

Time to light one up and think about it

Miguel T 10-11-2006 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11053837)
Time to light one up and think about it

Same here.

squishypimp 10-11-2006 07:11 PM

smoking kills people :( thats why i dont smoke!

Serge Litehead 10-11-2006 07:41 PM

getting there, fucking worst shit ever...
im down from smoking a pack a day to smoking 3cigs a day after 5 years, real soon gonna cut that off completely, been feeling bad after lighting one up last few days - which is good in my case as it helps not to light one up very often.

Skillz Unlimited 10-11-2006 07:44 PM

Imna go burn one as soon as i get off the can.

minusonebit 10-11-2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited (Post 11054320)
Imna go burn one as soon as i get off the can.

You are posting from the can? Why?

Lykos 10-11-2006 07:52 PM

i wish i can quit :(

tytyguy 10-11-2006 08:24 PM

no but i will light one up right now for you.

1-800-313-WETT 10-11-2006 08:25 PM

You know what? I am glad you posted that, I just quit !!!!!
Thanks to you !!!!

Thank you

Spunky 10-11-2006 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squishypimp (Post 11054059)
smoking kills people :( thats why i dont smoke!

Let me send you a few cartons :thumbsup

marketsmart 10-11-2006 08:27 PM

those are some interesting facts!

Skillz Unlimited 10-11-2006 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11054390)
You are posting from the can? Why?


Why not...

and i kept my word by the way.

Damian_Maxcash 10-11-2006 08:30 PM

Week 2. 100 Pounds heavier.....

woj 10-11-2006 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11053837)
Time to light one up and think about it

:1orglaugh

Damian_Maxcash 10-11-2006 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11053837)
Time to light one up and think about it

Its like those bloody ads on TV - they stress me out so bad that the first thing I do is reach for the packet to calm myself down.

Its all this fucking anti-smoking shit that is killing me!!!

rodney25 10-11-2006 08:45 PM

I have that thing posted on my door back in college. :)

CaptainHowdy 10-11-2006 08:49 PM

I quit smoking more than a year ago and never felt better!

Swish 10-11-2006 08:51 PM

Just quit 3 months ago after smoking for 8 years :thumbsup

nAtuRaLbEautY 10-11-2006 09:20 PM

haven't tried smoling yet...

nAtuRaLbEautY 10-11-2006 09:33 PM

that's smoking..
anyway, i'm gonna show that info to some of my relatives who are chain smokers...
i hope that would encourage them to quit smoking

Juilan 10-11-2006 09:39 PM

down from 1 pack to half a pack a day, hard as fuck to quit but thanks for the reminders

potter 10-11-2006 09:43 PM

i just quit back on sept 6th... im finally feeling a bit more energetic these days

E$_manager 10-11-2006 09:51 PM

I do not smoke only because when i got pregnant i felt sick when i smoked. After that i was breast feeding and it was harmful for my kid and now - because i understood that it is no good.

he-fox 10-11-2006 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bknoob (Post 11053829)
- In 20 minutes your blood pressure will drop back down to normal.
- In 8 hours the carbon monoxide (a toxic gas) levels in your blood stream will drop by half, and oxygen levels will return to normal.
- In 48 hours your chance of having a heart attack will have decreased. All nicotine will have left your body. Your sense of taste and smell will return to a normal level.
- In 72 hours your bronchial tubes will relax, and your energy levels will increase.
- In 2 weeks your circulation will increase, and it will continue to improve for the next 10 weeks.
- In three to nine months coughs, wheezing and breathing problems will dissipate as your lung capacity improves by 10%.
- In 1 year your risk of having a heart attack will have dropped by half.
- In 5 years your risk of having a stroke returns to that of a non-smoker.
- In 10 years your risk of lung cancer will have returned to that of a non-smoker.
- In 15 years your risk of heart attack will have returned to that of a non-smoker.

Are you ready to quit now?

Still waiting for the last 3 points to happen :)

shekinah 10-11-2006 10:22 PM

If I quit, I will live for more than 50 years hehe.

reynold 10-11-2006 10:26 PM

It's been two years since I had my last stick. :thumbsup

Marshal 10-11-2006 10:49 PM

i'm definitely quiting! i have no cigarettes here... i bookmarked this thread and i'll print it out a bit later! thanks for sharing! :thumbsup

spasmo 10-11-2006 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 11054390)
You are posting from the can? Why?

I'm just glad to see I'm not the only what that has an, um, "office" in there so I don't miss anything.

:helpme

martinsc 10-11-2006 10:56 PM

fuck i need have a smoke and think about this shit.

wtfent 10-11-2006 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie (Post 11055267)
I do not smoke only because when i got pregnant i felt sick when i smoked. After that i was breast feeding and it was harmful for my kid and now - because i understood that it is no good.

You smoked while you were pregnant????:(

madawgz 10-12-2006 02:09 AM

wow, things really do get better...:)

BV 10-12-2006 02:11 AM

I'll read this when i get up and see if it works over a cup of coffee.

Scott McD 10-12-2006 02:14 AM

Smoking sucks.

I'd hate to even go out with a smoker...

Lacerto 10-12-2006 02:16 AM

I dont smoke, drink, or do any drugs. Porn and some sweet lovin is all I need in my life. Well ok, I drink a little :)

godisdead 10-12-2006 02:25 AM

Smoking's bad, mmmkay.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/i...news/1739a.jpg

chaze 10-12-2006 02:36 AM

Whatever stress causes more heart attacks then ciggarretes.

Not to mention stress causing over eating the real problem with the world. I mean over eating itself is bad but the low self esteam that comes with it will prevent most from excersising which is the best thing you can do to stay healthy.

So smoke in moderation, but excersize daily and stop stressing out. LIFE IS NOT SAPPOSE TO BE EASY these complicated times is how we can enjoy the last couple decades doing almost nothing.

And the best health tip you will ever get...

Drum roll...

Drink VINAGER, one shot a day. apple vinager is the easiest to take down.

polish_aristocrat 10-12-2006 02:37 AM

Im going to stop masturbating from this moment till forever

AnnaSucks 10-12-2006 02:39 AM

I started smoking a year and a half ago, with small cigars, was *REALLY* anti-smoking before I met my hubby, but then wanted to learn to inhale smoke so I could enjoy the occasional joint. I sure did! We moved to England and at the airport I noticed they didn't have my brand of cigars and that I couldn't go an hour without smoking, so switched to cigarettes. Oops!

Only recently I have started to notice the effects of smoking on my health, and I am ready to quit. I have a few great examples in the family of what smoking will do to your health/looks, but thanks for posting that, I think I'll print it out :)

VicD 10-12-2006 02:59 AM

I stopped 3 years ago, one of the best decisions i've ever made...

webcrawler 10-12-2006 09:25 PM

I'm on my 3rd week when I last puffed. No nicotine patch, medication or whatsoever.

TG Rebecca 10-12-2006 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11053837)
Time to light one up and think about it

haha! :thumbsup

i remember when those "truth" commercials were just starting and seemed to be on all the time. whenever i would learn a shocking fact about cigarettes/smoking, i would light up a cigarette immediately to contemplate what i had just learned.. i couldn't help it.. it was like a reflex.

MsWild 10-13-2006 06:12 AM

Smoking is dangerous to health that's why I don't smoke.

LittleSassy 10-13-2006 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bknoob (Post 11053829)
- In 20 minutes your blood pressure will drop back down to normal.
- In 8 hours the carbon monoxide (a toxic gas) levels in your blood stream will drop by half, and oxygen levels will return to normal.
- In 48 hours your chance of having a heart attack will have decreased. All nicotine will have left your body. Your sense of taste and smell will return to a normal level.
- In 72 hours your bronchial tubes will relax, and your energy levels will increase.
- In 2 weeks your circulation will increase, and it will continue to improve for the next 10 weeks.
- In three to nine months coughs, wheezing and breathing problems will dissipate as your lung capacity improves by 10%.
- In 1 year your risk of having a heart attack will have dropped by half.
- In 5 years your risk of having a stroke returns to that of a non-smoker.
- In 10 years your risk of lung cancer will have returned to that of a non-smoker.
- In 15 years your risk of heart attack will have returned to that of a non-smoker.

Are you ready to quit now?

nice info...if you stopped smoking right now, you'll have more time for your loved ones :winkwink: another year added to your life

2477 10-13-2006 08:02 AM

Great post..........In one year from now, my "risk of having a stroke returns to that of a non-smoker.". Looking forward to it:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

2477 10-13-2006 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie (Post 11055267)
I do not smoke only because when i got pregnant i felt sick when i smoked. After that i was breast feeding and it was harmful for my kid and now - because i understood that it is no good.

Because it made YOU sick??:mad: :mad: That's the only reason you stopped smoking?!?!

Well....at least you gave it a try:( :( :(

CaptainHowdy 10-13-2006 09:32 AM

Bump to stop smoking :)!

Adultnet 10-13-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11053837)
Time to light one up and think about it

yeah this is a great idea :)

JD 10-13-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie (Post 11055267)
I do not smoke only because when i got pregnant i felt sick when i smoked. After that i was breast feeding and it was harmful for my kid and now - because i understood that it is no good.


omg... are you fucking retarded? Smoking while your preggo is a serious threat to the unborn child... and breast feeding a newborn and smoking... jesus.. You should be stuffed into a canvas sack and beaten with a bat.


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