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madawgz 08-16-2006 12:08 PM

Most fucked up poker rule ???
 
goes to three of a kind...

i was watching something on tv...and this is what it looked like

Player 1: 10 A offsuit
Player 2: 10 4 hearts

Cards: 10 3 Q 10 8 with no flush possible

Player 2 goes all in, player 1 calls, both have three of a kind, but the Ace kicker gets it

daymm thats fucked, and it was a 2500$ pot :Oh crap

it should be split -- no?

Phoenix 08-16-2006 12:11 PM

top five cards wins

madawgz 08-16-2006 12:11 PM

yeah i know, but still...its three of a kind..should be split imo

Sly 08-16-2006 12:13 PM

Hold em?

Why would it be split? Its the best 5 cards. The 3 10's cancel out, Player 1 has an A, Player 2 has a Q. Its really a simple concept but a lot of people have a difficult time understanding it.

Sly 08-16-2006 12:14 PM

Now if Player 1 had a 7 instead of the A, then yes it would be split.

Gerco 08-16-2006 12:16 PM

Hows that fucked up? Ace is higher.

SmokeyTheBear 08-16-2006 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Hold em?

Why would it be split? Its the best 5 cards. The 3 10's cancel out, Player 1 has an A, Player 2 has a Q. Its really a simple concept but a lot of people have a difficult time understanding it.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

I sure would be pissed if i won and they asked me to split the money with the loser.. :)

sickkittens 08-16-2006 12:18 PM

Not fucked up at all. :2 cents:

Rankings 08-16-2006 12:22 PM

If player 1 would have had anything less then an 8, the Q, 8 would have been the high cards, thus for splitting the pot

vvq 08-16-2006 12:25 PM

Makes perfect sense to me. Like everyone has said, it's the best 5 cards.

StuartD 08-16-2006 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
it should be split -- no?

I'm beginning to see why you lose all the time.

maxjohan 08-16-2006 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Now if Player 1 had a 7 instead of the A, then yes it would be split.

and that's way more fucked :2 cents:

EZRhino 08-16-2006 12:31 PM

Its only a fucked up to the person that loses

MetaMan 08-16-2006 12:32 PM

no it is not fucked up, it is best 5 cards,

that is what you get for calling with crap hands, the any 5 card rule should make you think twice about what cards you play with.

that is why hold em takes alot of skill anyone could be like "o i have 3 of a kind i am set" but it takes a pro to realise when you are beaten even with what seems the best hand. :2 cents: :2 cents:

madawgz 08-16-2006 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZRhino
Its only a fucked up to the person that loses

it sure is :(

Sly 08-16-2006 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxjohan
and that's way more fucked :2 cents:

Again, why?

Seriously, if you don't understand what the best 5 cards means, for your own protection its a good idea to stay away from poker.

madawgz 08-16-2006 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
I'm beginning to see why you lose all the time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:helpme

fuzebox 08-16-2006 12:46 PM

You fucking moron, no wonder you lose so much at poker.

Kickers are a huge part of the game and strategy. "should be split pot" :1orglaugh

madawgz 08-16-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
You fucking moron, no wonder you lose so much at poker.

Kickers are a huge part of the game and strategy. "should be split pot" :1orglaugh

yeah i know, kickers sometimes come in handy...

maxjohan 08-16-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Again, why?

Seriously, if you don't understand what the best 5 cards means, for your own protection its a good idea to stay away from poker.

Seriously, I could understand if madawgz had talked about a split pot like
that you mentioned, Yes, it's five cards but it could as well have
been six and made the game even more skillfull, just my two
cents though.

Forget that, make it four cents :2 cents: :2 cents:

:)

fris 08-16-2006 01:01 PM

i was gonna say when you lose they take your money ;)

madawgz 08-16-2006 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris
i was gonna say when you lose they take your money ;)

whats that supposed to mean?

mikeyddddd 08-16-2006 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
goes to three of a kind...

i was watching something on tv...and this is what it looked like

Player 1: 10 A offsuit
Player 2: 10 4 hearts

Cards: 10 3 Q 10 8 with no flush possible

Player 2 goes all in, player 1 calls, both have three of a kind, but the Ace kicker gets it

daymm thats fucked, and it was a 2500$ pot :Oh crap

it should be split -- no?


Then low ball should really fuck you up.

woj 08-16-2006 01:43 PM

What are you smoking? Not fucked up at all...

ronaldo 08-16-2006 01:49 PM

There's NO way I'd have gone all in with a 4 kicker. I'd place a minimal bet at best, and hope the other guy doesn't raise big. :2 cents:

Penthouse Tony 08-16-2006 01:55 PM

if you end up making the rules all nice where everything is split there is no point in playing :2 cents:

BusterBunny 08-16-2006 01:56 PM

never heard of this game

Vitasoy 08-16-2006 03:07 PM

The kicker always scares me off from a big bet if I got a small one

onlineriches 08-16-2006 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
goes to three of a kind...

i was watching something on tv...and this is what it looked like

Player 1: 10 A offsuit
Player 2: 10 4 hearts

Cards: 10 3 Q 10 8 with no flush possible

Player 2 goes all in, player 1 calls, both have three of a kind, but the Ace kicker gets it

daymm thats fucked, and it was a 2500$ pot :Oh crap

it should be split -- no?


TTTAQ > TTTQ8

You play poker for that much cash and don't even know a basic rule such as this. hahaha what a joke.

Quagmire 08-16-2006 03:21 PM

Skip poker and start playing cribbage

MikeG 08-16-2006 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxjohan
Yes, it's five cards but it could as well have
been six and made the game even more skillfull...


If it was only a four card game, i'd be rich!!

WWC-Pajio 08-16-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
top five cards wins


...:thumbsup

scottybuzz 08-16-2006 03:49 PM

kikkkkkkkkk

evanmorgan 08-16-2006 03:56 PM

its the same with a pair, or even 2 pair......

the most fucked up poker rule in my eyes is the All in rule, but i wont go into that.

madawgz 08-16-2006 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
its the same with a pair, or even 2 pair......

the most fucked up poker rule in my eyes is the All in rule, but i wont go into that.

hehe alright...

bknoob 08-16-2006 09:42 PM

are you saying kickers shouldn't have a play in holdem? That's absurd

potter 08-16-2006 09:45 PM

this thread made you look pretty fucking retarded :/

Ecchi22 08-16-2006 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter
this thread made you look pretty fucking retarded :/

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

thricer 08-16-2006 10:30 PM

No poker for you dude, never again....

Alex 08-16-2006 10:32 PM

That rule is in place to keep morons like you from calling blinds with 10-4.
Im glad you lost your money, (unless you were big blind and there was no raise).

Adam_M 08-17-2006 12:06 AM

Hey Madawgz,

Any chance for a game of poker sometime.

Baby needs new shoes:pimp

Dagwolf 08-17-2006 12:15 AM

Any rule that works against me sucks.

BlueWire 08-17-2006 12:15 AM

Man...no wonder you got your ass kicked at poker :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thats a major strategic part of the game :1orglaugh

:helpme :helpme :helpme

Dagwolf 08-17-2006 12:15 AM

Any rule that works against me sucks.

Violetta 08-17-2006 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Hold em?

Why would it be split? Its the best 5 cards. The 3 10's cancel out, Player 1 has an A, Player 2 has a Q. Its really a simple concept but a lot of people have a difficult time understanding it.

Split pots sucks... If it was you having that ACE, you'd love that rule! lol

Alex 08-17-2006 12:27 AM

The only rule that ever fucks with me is the two-pair rule.

ME: 7-6 Hearts
Opponent: Ace-8 offsuit

Flop comes: 2-7-6 Then A-2 on the river and turn
So Board: Reads 2-7-6-A-2

Now i had the monster hand of two pair throughought the round, but on the river the bard pairs and favors my opponent.

Oh well :) I usually dont lose in poker that much.

lazycash 08-17-2006 12:28 AM

Scary with all the poker that you've played you didn't understand that the high kicker takes it. Makes me wonder what else you aren't familiar with regarding poker.

SleazyDream 08-17-2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
I'm beginning to see why you lose all the time.

best answer here.

no fucking way should that pot be split. ace wins. poker isn't communism

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-17-2006 12:31 AM

wow man... i SUCK at poker, and i knew that...

Alex 08-17-2006 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
Scary with all the poker that you've played you didn't understand that the high kicker takes it. Makes me wonder what else you aren't familiar with regarding poker.

I can already see next weeks thread:

Since when does a pair of twos beat Ace-High. I mean comon, Ace > 2


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