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Dagwolf 08-17-2006 12:37 AM
I'm still looking for a royal straight flush. Got one in video poker once, but I think it was rigged.

BlueWire 08-17-2006 01:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uproared
Ok, a quick poker question...

I used to play in the casino but hadn't played for a couple of years. I started playing online again recently and was suprised when:

Player 1: Q(hearts), 10(hearts)
Player 2: J(hearts), 10(9 hearts)

Flop: A(hearts),4(hearts),5(hearts),3(spades),4(spades)

Now, I thought it would be a split pot because both players have a nut flush. I could have sworn that it didn't matter that player 1 had the queen?
Queen high flush beats a Jack high flush


This thread is starting to really shock me :1orglaugh

Here I thought I was a GOOD poker player...but really I think that there are just some really bad players out there :winkwink:

Violetta 08-17-2006 01:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I'm still looking for a royal straight flush. Got one in video poker once, but I think it was rigged.
My friend got it one night when we was playing. It was his first time playing poker ever, so he didnt know if he should bet hard on it or not :1orglaugh

insane hand

Supz 08-17-2006 03:13 AM
"No Peaking" hate that rule!

Big John 08-17-2006 03:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uproared
Yeah, but there is an Ace of hearts on the flop...Hence both players have an Ace-high flush (nut flush).
You're still totally missing the point of kickers and how important they are in the game. May as well play 'snap' if you want to remove their value in the game.

evanmorgan 08-18-2006 06:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uproared
Yes I know, I've been playing poker for years :).

I just hadn't played for a while and for some reason I thought that if you were using all 5 cards then only the high-card mattered (i.e. both having an A high flush would result in a split pot). Obviously a flush is the only instance in which this situation can occur.

Clearly I'm wrong, because I know pokerroom isn't :).
best 5 cards....
A-Q
A-J

VicD 08-18-2006 07:03 AM
I got no problem with that rule, it's fair

DaveMsM 08-18-2006 07:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikeyddddd
Then low ball should really fuck you up.
lol EXACTLY!!!:1orglaugh

KamilMax 08-18-2006 07:20 AM
higher kicker man, higher kicker...

2477 08-18-2006 08:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
The only rule that ever fucks with me is the two-pair rule.

ME: 7-6 Hearts
Opponent: Ace-8 offsuit

Flop comes: 2-7-6 Then A-2 on the river and turn
So Board: Reads 2-7-6-A-2

Now i had the monster hand of two pair throughought the round, but on the river the bard pairs and favors my opponent.

Oh well :) I usually dont lose in poker that much.

Yup ....I hate when that happens

2477 08-18-2006 08:34 AM
Seems to me that Player 1 should have raised enough to push out hands like 10 4....

But if he did raise, and player 2 called w/ his rags, then I guess this is a perfect example Good news/Bad news

BoyAlley 08-18-2006 08:39 AM
Gambling is devil's work! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fuzebox 08-18-2006 08:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uproared
I just hadn't played for a while and for some reason I thought that if you were using all 5 cards then only the high-card mattered (i.e. both having an A high flush would result in a split pot). Obviously a flush is the only instance in which this situation can occur.
Pots are ONLY split when the best 5 cards are IDENTICAL from all (both) players.

Jeffne 08-18-2006 09:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uproared
Ok, a quick poker question...

I used to play in the casino but hadn't played for a couple of years. I started playing online again recently and was suprised when:

Player 1: Q(hearts), 10(hearts)
Player 2: J(hearts), 10(9 hearts)

Flop: A(hearts),4(hearts),5(hearts),3(spades),4(spades)

Now, I thought it would be a split pot because both players have a nut flush. I could have sworn that it didn't matter that player 1 had the queen?
Uproared,

One important note I must point out to you regarding the question above. Two Players can NEVER have the "nut flush". In the example above, neither player has the nut flush. The nut flush in the example above would be the player holding the 2 of hearts / 3 of hearts. The second higher flush in the above example would be any player holding the K of hearts and any
other heart.

madawgz 08-19-2006 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2477
Seems to me that Player 1 should have raised enough to push out hands like 10 4....

But if he did raise, and player 2 called w/ his rags, then I guess this is a perfect example Good news/Bad news
thats exactly what happened :Oh crap

just a feeling that you're going to catch something, you know?

Snake Doctor 08-20-2006 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeffne
Uproared,

One important note I must point out to you regarding the question above. Two Players can NEVER have the "nut flush". In the example above, neither player has the nut flush. The nut flush in the example above would be the player holding the 2 of hearts / 3 of hearts. The second higher flush in the above example would be any player holding the K of hearts and any
other heart.
Actually in this example there is no "nut flush"
There is a straight flush possible, and that is the "nuts"
Then there are possible quad 4's, then pocket aces for the highest possible full house.
After the full houses the Kx of hearts would win.

10 times a week I hear poker dealers say "nut flush" when someone turns over Ax of a suit on the river....even though the board is paired and/or there is a straight flush possible.
In that case there is no "nut flush"
:2 cents:

buddyjuf 08-20-2006 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StuartD
I'm beginning to see why you lose all the time.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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