you might be a redneck if...
 

You might be a Redneck if you think the OJ Trial is a taste test between Sunkist and Minutemaid.

You might be a redneck if:
You're using a Twister mat as a shower curtain.
Your wedding music was played on a banjo.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

Hey! I hope no one is poking fun at us Texans...we do make the prettiest women!

Texans aren't rednecks, they are texan's...a whole different breed from rednecks.

Rednecks are Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Tennesee, Mississippi, West Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, & parts of Florida/Virginia.

Rednecks north of the mason dixon line are simply reffered to as "trashy or tacky".

Not sure what the term for them is out west? Cowboys?

You can take a woman out of a trailor park, but you can't take the trailor park out of a woman.

Your over/under for tattoos and missing teeth is higher than the # of dollars to your name.

Yes, Cowboys. Although the Dallas Cowboys are not so great.

I beg to differ the Dallas Cowboys are great, or will be again shortly! They had to spend a few years "rebuilding", but "THEY'RE BACK!!".

You might be a redneck if:

You think a lavatory is a breed of dog.

yuck. white trash