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StuartD 07-26-2006 07:04 PM

So, I got called to testify in court....
 
The police called today and said that I have to go to court in February, 2007.

Apparently the drunk driver that I busted back in January is fighting the rap... which is hilarious since I have him caught red handed on camera.

Remember these?: www.9xs.net/busted

The cops figure it's open and shut but... I gotta go to court... unless he pleads guilty before then.

BJ 07-26-2006 07:08 PM

unless hes got a great lawyer, the camera is hard to beat:2 cents:

StuartD 07-26-2006 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureMeds
unless hes got a great lawyer, the camera is hard to beat:2 cents:

Especially since the pics in that gallery are resized. The full res pics are off of an 8 megapixel camera.

On the full size, you can actually read the lable on the Southern Comfort in his passenger seat. :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 07-26-2006 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
Especially since the pics in that gallery are resized. The full res pics are off of an 8 megapixel camera.

On the full size, you can actually read the lable on the Southern Comfort in his passenger seat. :1orglaugh

OMG I remember those! Presenting those in court would be great fun! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pussyluver 07-26-2006 07:16 PM

Not an attorney, but in the US (as in all states) it takes a subpoena to get you to appear and testify against someone. I suppose you could volunteer to show up??? Why would you though? To many things to go wrong + you could piss the other guy off who has a brother on crack....
Oh, and he carries a 2 foot blade.

Defending Attorney:

Your name and address for the record. Where do you work?

What type of web sites and their names... You get the idea. Now all of sudden your friends the cops and prosecuting attorney for the state or city has a whole new interest in you.

Maybe I'm just paranoid?

StuartD 07-26-2006 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
Not an attorney, but in the US (as in all states) it takes a subpoena to get you to appear and testify against someone. I suppose you could volunteer to show up??? Why would you though? To many things to go wrong + you could piss the other guy off who has a brother on crack....
Oh, and he carries a 2 foot blade.

Defending Attorney:

Your name and address for the record. Where do you work?

What type of web sites and their names... You get the idea. Now all of sudden your friends the cops and prosecuting attorney for the state or city has a whole new interest in you.

Maybe I'm just paranoid?


Yeah, I've been thinking about that... but 1) the moment he decides to get an attorney, he can see the pics... in which case, he knows full well where I live. 2) I'm a programmer with lots of mainstream work... the cops already know about it too.

So I'm not overly worried about it... but it does still weigh on my mind a bit.

BOSS1 07-26-2006 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
The police called today and said that I have to go to court in February, 2007.

Apparently the drunk driver that I busted back in January is fighting the rap... which is hilarious since I have him caught red handed on camera.

Remember these?: www.9xs.net/busted

The cops figure it's open and shut but... I gotta go to court... unless he pleads guilty before then.

sorry was not here last year... but did this dude chase the doggie?

nAtuRaLbEautY 07-26-2006 07:25 PM

Go bro!!! He's busted. :)

StuartD 07-26-2006 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1
sorry was not here last year... but did this dude chase the doggie?

He smashed into the parked car head on.... he was fully loaded, driving drunk. He had the dog in the car with him.
He hit so hard that he popped his back tire off, breaking the wheel drum in half (you can see it in the road in the last couple pics on page 2).

Anyway, when he opened his door, his dog jumped out and ran away... wouldn't go near him. Finally he gave up, got back in his car and drove off on 3 tires. You can see sparks flying out the back of his car in the pics of him driving away. He also drove up onto the curb when he left.

In one of the pics (where he was chasing his dog), you can see the bottle of Southern Comfort in his passenger seat.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-26-2006 07:32 PM

As a goof, just before entering the court get your mouth all frothy from toothpaste or something, and approach the bench hurling expletives at everyone (Judge, baliff, court recorder, prosecution, defense). Then have your lawyer (a fake will do), explain that you have Tourette Syndrome...

Baliff...whack his pee-pee!!!

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MaddCaz 07-26-2006 07:33 PM

w/ his punk ass

Kimo 07-26-2006 07:34 PM

lol those pics = owned

Ayla_SquareTurtle 07-26-2006 07:55 PM

The DA called my friend and me once, over a year after we made a call to 911 about a drunk driverwho almost ran us and a bunch of other people off the road. The cops caught him and called us that same night to tell us, then bam, over a year later another call about it out of the blue. We said we would testify and even took off work to do it, then 2 hours before I was supposed to be there, the DA called and told me that the guy had plead out based on the fact that he knew there would be witnesses.

reynold 07-26-2006 08:05 PM

Do your civic duty. Good luck :thumbsup

Pete-KT 07-26-2006 10:31 PM

I remember that, it was funny as hell

Deej 07-26-2006 10:33 PM

I so remember those....I laughed my balls off....do you know how hard it is to tape your balls on....righty has a staple too

Vitasoy 07-26-2006 11:06 PM

Damn it's been dragging on that long

Doctor Dre 07-26-2006 11:14 PM

The guy will prolly fuck your house up or something ... I wouldn't go unless I'm forced too.

madawgz 07-26-2006 11:20 PM

that guy is so fucking owned :1orglaugh

Nookster 07-26-2006 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
Especially since the pics in that gallery are resized. The full res pics are off of an 8 megapixel camera.

On the full size, you can actually read the lable on the Southern Comfort in his passenger seat. :1orglaugh

haha he's fucked. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jacked 07-26-2006 11:29 PM

what an asshat... the sad part is the fucker was in the area of a playground what happend if their was kids running around...


pieces of shit like him deserved to be locked up

digga 07-27-2006 12:12 AM

if he sees the tapes before hand, he'll plea.

StuartD 07-27-2006 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked
what an asshat... the sad part is the fucker was in the area of a playground what happend if their was kids running around...


pieces of shit like him deserved to be locked up

My thoughts exactly :thumbsup


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