J-Lo gets divorced AGAIN!!!
 

Jenifer Lopez is getting her 2nd divorce already.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/763517.asp

31 years old and she has been married twice and divorced twice already.

man that puerto rican pussy is too hot to control....i bet puff is plannin a huge bash right now..if he isnt already in her guts as we speak

I know I would sure like to get me some of that J-Lo booty, but damn that doesn't look good to be divorced twice already.

I'd still feed her my cock though.

Yea, I was watching some of it on Access Hollywood and it's fucked up. I don't want to be a "hater" but I knew it wasn't gonna last. First of all, she's got ALL the power! How's a man gonna feel secure if she's got everything and he's a "choragrapher"? (i'm to lazy to look up the spelling) I always felt her a P-diddy were made for each other :thumbsup

j-ho

Why are people so quick to get married?

Here are my rules to getting married:

1. You should be boyfriend/girlfriend for minimum 2 years before getting engaged. None of this getting engaged 6 months after meeting eachother bullshit!

2. Nobody should get married until they are at least 30 years old. None of this getting married at 21 bullshit!

3. Once engaged, you should be engaged for roughly 6 months before the wedding.

woo that means i got a shot :thumbsup

I wanna play lil bank take big bank with puffy..then we will see who has the biggest balls!!

never saw anyone say that, I agree :)

I fucked her :)












I met her before at a bar in Toronto; said hi and chatted for a minute. She had one big ass, mean lookin black dude for a bodygaurd with her; the guy was fucking huge.

A REAL MAN is not threatened by a woman who is more powerful or successful than he is.

;)

I totally agree.

J-LO THA HOE

bullshit.

You should add to this that you must live together for at least 1 years time before the wedding takes place. Relationships can change dramatically when two people move into together; you'll find out things about the other persons little quirks and habits that you would never know about if you hadn't lived together for some period of time already.

very true.

I should also add that nobody should get married unless the girl is enthusiastic about swallowing cum, threesomes, and hard pounding anal sex.

Boneprone fucked her

How would you know? I was under the impression you didn't talk to men unless they were powerful, successful, and great looking. No losers for you.

I think you'll have better luck being gay.

Fucking lame, fake-ass Hollywood celebrities.

hilarious yo..lol

Wow. A divorce in America. With a celebrity even. How odd...

Yeah man, and I gave Clinton head...

Oh man this means p-diddy's next album will all be about her..

I need a girl part 1,2,3, etc.. will be I got a girl 1, 2, 3 etc..

oy vey shoot me now!

I said it when she first got married that marriage was strictly to improve her public image and distance her from Puff Daddy's gun trial. Pure and simple. She will be back with P-Diddy inside of 4 months.

Yep, I also agree with that rule. My cousin did that, getting married THEN moving in and their marriage sucked. I was with the same girl for 9 years and I lived with her for 8 of those years before we got married and things are going smoothly, we've got 2 years of marriage down and we're still going :)

Your one sick fucker then, the handle fits you


Thought I'd just add this in case you didn't get it; the I fucked her bit was a joke; actually a rip off of someone else. I did meet her though at The Drink in Toronto.

9 times out of 10 I would agree with you. There are exceptions though. My husband proposed after 3 months of knowing each other. We moved in together at 6 months and got married at 11 months of knowing each other. Been married nearly 3 years now with our first baby on the way and are still happy. I guess I just got lucky. (We also have a big age gap, I'm 23 and he's 34 but for us it works. I suppose it helps that we both think of ourselves as mid 20's in lifestyle.)

who's got dibs?

lol j-ho - how true

It's all so Hollywood. Their relationships are like dog years, their time moves faster then the rest of the world's hence so many marriages in so little time.

Take a look at Julia Roberts, hasn't she been engaged like 6 times?? Who does that?! And don't their friends and families get tired of going to all the damn weddings and acting happy for them! LOL Someone needs to tell her, "J-ho, not AGAIN! Go buy yourself a vibrator girl and don't think you are wearing white next time!"

Perhaps she is striving to be like Joan Collins! :1orglaugh

One of the local news stations here in Philly reported "rumor has it that J-Lo and P Diddy are already back together."

Who'd a thunk it, huh? lol