50........ :glugglug

That's a helluva story D. LOL

So you didn't even have to put lead in your pocket.

Nahhh STD's are myths :winkwink: :1orglaugh

nice :)!

95% of hookers suck, no fun at all and pull the I dont / cum now routine, boring and no real pleasure

I prefer girls who like me or like me for the night, fuck it I dont care just want to have a good time. I enjoy the routine of meeting new chicks.

Here some changes to your list

Hooker:
select one
pay her
fuck her any way you want to
leave

Non-hooker:
go out

go up to her and strike up a conversation, Personality goes a long way.

If you dig her, buy 1 drink or none because if your out at 12-4 your already fucked up

If you get a good vibe your in that night. Ask what shes doing later, want to get together later if not tonight another, whatever, exchange numbers...

You have a new chick to hang with. You already skipped the bull shit within a few minutes.

Really good vibe she is leaving with you and hooking up or maybe she will call you later.

From my experienes the money you spend on a good girl is worth it because any real women will buy you shit too.

Damm :(!!

Im confused.

You won 400 baht and then paid two bitches 1000 baht each and by the end of the night you have made 400 baht?

Something doesnt add up.

Some suck real good though :thumbsup

I have to disagree with you. Most AMERICAN and EUROPEAN hookers suck. Some of the best sex I have ever had (and I have dated a few porn stars, even a Vivid girl for a while) has been with Latin hookers. Go to Brazil and throw your cock around and see if you don't get your brains fucked out.

Plus, many 3rd world girls will hang out and chat with you if you're nice to them. I have GREAT times all the places I go, but the whores in the USA and Europe... the worst of the worst. Of course there are BAD hookers in the places I go, but for the most part I have it down to a science and base if I will take her or not on her personality. I rarely am let down if they have a kick ass personality. I will also add that the "10" models that everyone wants to fuck, are usually the WORST fucks of them all. Go for a 7 or 8 with a killer personality and you rarely will lose. Go for the 9's and 10's and most of the time you will get great eye candy but a dead fish and a clock watcher.

Your math does not add up. :error

6 girls x 400 baht = 2400 baht
- 2000 baht for 2 whores
= 400 baht left over

I just had an adventure here in Bangkok too.

First of all, I am a 'GAY' but I was with my straight buddies. We were drinking in Na Na Soi 4 and I guess I had a few too many and started making out with a few girls. Imagine their shock to see me kissing girls they nearly shit themselves.

So I told them okay I showed you I can be straight let's see if you guys can be gay. So we jumped in a cab each still with a Thai hooker chick, the one still grabbing my cock and all over me in the backseat, and get to the gay afterhours pub.

After one hours the chicks were gone and each of us I kid you not left with a guy in each arm. We ended up in a taxi where we bought some E in front of a Big C (kind of like the Tesco or Target of Thailand) and I swear I don't remember what happened after that, other then a couple of straight guys were no longer so straight :1orglaugh

Ok, let me show you how it is. I am a tall, good looking guy with personality. This is how I do things.


Non-hooker:
go out - I like to go out
try and make eye contact - Easy enough
go up to her and strike up a conversation - I like talking to people
buy her some drinks - Negative, I ask for her to buy me a drink
make her laugh - I hope so, kinda boring if you have a serious convo
ask for her phone number - Email address only
call her a few days later - MSN her the next day
find time for a date - Easy enough, I'm a webmaster
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie - MOVIE? Bzzzt, wrong. Dinner maybe, cruise in the car and goto a bar. More fun!

listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment - Maybe if you date dumb ass broads

kiss her and make out - Usually end up banging anyways, just be honest with them and tell them that you want to bang and you're not going to lie. You don't know if you want to date them seriously yet, but you can have some hot safe sex. The majority of women will go for that if they think you're good looking and if you tell the truth. Most women I date aren't dumb, and women want sex just as much as you do... they're just sick of getting lied to by chauchy guys who wear $20 silver chains and talk about how cool they are.

find time for another date - Easy enough, I like going out
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie - ????? No.
listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment and ex-boyfriends - ?????? bad dates you've been on.
assure her you are nothing like her ex-boyfriends - Bad dates you've been on
fuck her any way she wants to - WHAT? Are you kidding me? My last g/f loved doing everything and anything. In fact, most of my girlfriends have been like that and set up threesomes...
try to leave
find out she does not appreciate that
stay - ? Why are you at her house? You should be drunk and high while having mind blowing sex until dawn, taking breaks to check your stats and MSN your submitter to work harder
leave the next morning - Eggs Benny at White Spot, she pays
get called by her - MSN is #1 method of communication
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date - Tell the truth, women appreciate it
fail
find time for another date - Punworld you are pussy whipped and spineless
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her being outraged because her friend saw you with another woman
sit through an ugly scene in a restaurant
leave
get called at 4am by her
listen to her say that she's sorry for making a scene
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date
fail
find time for another date
... etc.

Now, does the second route really seem like the more enjoyable one?[/QUOTE]


Let's see, the girl I am seeing now wants to fxck 5 times a day and begs me to do rotten things to her, she enjoys it anytime, anywhere, anyhow.

I always end up with really great girlfriends, and when I'm single and dating, I spend only a few bucks ( $50 per date ) and end up having the girl spend the same, if not more, on the second date where I usually end up getting some really good sex and a good friend out of the deal if we don't hit it off.


Sounds like you are meeting the wrong women.

Oh my. I don't think that is much of a story for YOU... but your friends, OMG... your friends have one hell of a story to tell. :1orglaugh

You bought E out front of the Big-C across from Zen shopping mall?

Dunno, there is a reason why when I play video games I always set it to "hard".


Seems too easy, not much of an accomplishment to fxck a hooker that ANYONE with $10 can bang. It's not like she really wants to do you either! I would much rather a chick be sopping wet by the time I pull off her panties than have her be sopping wet from the last guy that pumped her an hour ago.

Hmm. That is a place that I would love to visit, but I think that I will take a dildo with me.

Bring that one up at the dinner table..

Its like candy after that.

Have fun, but be careful.

AIDS is prevalent over there.

That's called a GIRLFRIEND. And you're dealing with westernized hookers. They don't count. They are the worst whores on earth.

I had girlfriends for years... fucked all day, all night, yadda, yadda, yadda... boring. I prefer a new girl every day, unless she's really good then she can get a place in the schedule.

Now I order whores like I order pizza. My whores are coded in my phone, and I have a special phone just for them. If I want a young teenage whore with big tits that fucks in the ass... I got one. If I want a MILF to fuck me for 40 days and 40 nights... got one... if I want a fat ass, dark skin girl who loves to swallow nut... got one... if I want a big cock ladyboy to come over and help me DP another whore... got one of those as well, and everything in-between.

I cater to MY fantasy every day, or not at all. It's all about me, me, me, me, me. I fuck my girls anyway I want to fuck them and do shit to them that you could not fathom. I wake up and call the best cock sucker I know to come over and blow me to start my day. At night I get girls who prefer to ride cock so I can be lazy and have eye candy to look at... I get off, she massages me to sleep and leaves.

Give that up at this age for a girlfriend or a "date"... Are you fucking insane? :1orglaugh

Yeah now when I talk to them it's like it never happened hehehe

Damn man I can't remember it was like 6am and I had I don't know how many beers, a bottle of vodka and at least a few whiskey cokes by then....

DirtyWhiteBoy, have you been to Angles City? Talk to me about that.

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They have 7-11's in thailand thats too cool

Dude... one of my ex-girlfriends was a playboy model. Another was a Vivid girl. Another currently works for Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela. I'm set on "accomplishments" or "trophy" girls, trust me. I have nothing to prove to myself or anyone at this point, I'm all about having fun MY way, any way I want to have it.

And you obviously know nothing about whores. Not all of them are clock watchers and dead fucks. Many of them will hang out for free, fuck for free once they get to know you and even pay for shit. Some very cool chicks out there.

You sound pretty young... one day you will see the light.

I fucked Paris Hilton and her dad at the same time..

hahaha LOL , Huggles stop stiring shit

What do you want to know?

I don't deal with hookers, and I guess since all you seem to do is pay for sex, you can't understand how much fun it is to actually have someone who WANTS to have sex with you. This is probably why I can't understand why someone would brag about paying for sex with chicks that anyone could fxck, where is the accomplishment or challenge?


I should setup a 100 hooker gangbang for a week where I bang 20 hookers a day for 5 days, then maybe I would get mega props on GFY

From what I have read it sounds like the AC girls are better than the Thai girls.

More women with urinals for vaginas? Wow classy babes



I'm sure you've had some interesting tete-a-tetes with some of those lovely ladies!



I'm 28, and I can understand that in other countries people have to sell their bodies to make a living. It's just that as a somewhat blessed person to live and be born in Canada, I simply try to rise above having to pay for female company. I mean, the chicks you screw end up in bed with dozens and dozens of guys every what, week? less than a week? I knew a Costa Rican hooker who told me she had up to 5-6 guys a night, easily. No showers between them! Hot.


I wonder what a conversation goes like between you and a hooker when you're "hanging out"

http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/fmj/foto/platoon.jpg

Up in the morning to the rising sun,
Gonna run all day till the running's done.
Ho Chi Min is a son of a bitch,
Got the blue ball crabs and the seven years itch.
I love working for Uncle Sam,
Let's me know just who I am .
If I die in the combat zone,
box me up and ship me home.
Lay my medals upon my chest,
tell my mamma I done my best.

Well for one they speak english. That is a HUGE plus. But AC is lacking in quality unless you like a lot of thick girls. Not many small girls there.

Filipina women I think are better hearted than Thais are. I know a lot of guys who have filipina girlfriends and swear they are the best in the world, while the guys with thai girlfriend are always having drama.

Love Sex and Huggles, you took my post waaay too seriously :1orglaugh

But if you want to be serious, sure.

For starters, if you look at the average decent-looking guy, it is pretty fucking clear he fails at getting laid on any given night out WAY more often than he succeeds. A simple fact.

Then, if you haven't noticed that most women you approach turn out to be really annoying and rather dumb, you either drink a lot, have very low standards, or are talking out of your ass.

Also, if you haven't been confronted with a decent amount of women who seemed fun and sexy in the beginning and turned out to be nutjobs or stalkers, you have either been ridiculously lucky, or you have been with very few women.

And I can say with absolute certainty that any guy who claims he can get several one night stands a week, with no strings attached and no need to go out on dates that sometimes turn out to be very annoying, either is Brad Pitt, will fuck anything that moves, or is a flat out liar.

I can second that, probably why those straight friends of mine went gay. They are always bitching about their Thai girlfriends :1orglaugh

The Thai's do love their drama, both women and gay men are the same here in that regard

Agreed. However, I manage to get laid enough on a regular basis to keep me from wanting to get it somewhere else. I always have a freaky girl that I'm seeing or dating!


Some people like fast cars, or collecting stamp, some people like to whore monger?

Maybe you should "rise above" being an adult webmaster, get off the porn message boards and go put in some work for a battered women's group or the Captain Save-A-Ho foundation.

How freaky does a Vietnamese / Canadian guy get?

I mean... I have banged probably around 50 Vietnamese girls and none of them were freaky. They give pretty good head, better than Cambodian girls... maybe that is why they traffic them to Cambodia. Now that I think about it, all the pre-teen whores they sell in Cambodia are all Vietnamese. Not sure who wants to bang little girls like that, but they are all Vietnamese. I guess that is kind of freaky in a sick way.

Back on topic...

Seeing or Dating = paying for sex.

Whores are like meals.

If you're hungry and want a nice steak, you don't want to have to wait for a few hours/days until the chef gets home from work/you have your next date with the chef, you don't want to get served paella instead because the chef feels like it, you don't want to watch My Best Friend's Wedding with the chef first, and you sure as hell don't want the chef to have PMS and get mad at you for even thinking he'd make you a fucking steak, you insensitive bastard!

Likewise, if you just want a simple, relaxing blowjob after getting up in the morning, do you want to wait for your next date, wait until that night when your girlfriend comes over or drive over to the city where she lives, cuddle up with her on the couch and hope she gets in the mood, fuck her senseless for two hours, get bitched at because you looked at another woman last week or simply because she's in a bad mood? Hell no! You just want a nice blowjob, after which you can have a coffee, breakfast and the newspaper.

Hookers are all about convenience and the possibility to be 100% selfish. You don't have to care whether they cum, you don't have to spend time with them afterwards or before, they won't complain if you fuck other hookers - you have full freedom.

fuckin-a!!!

i'm going to call a whore RIGHT NOW!!!

did you get complimentary std's from the whores?

All this whore talk is making me homesick :(

I have no problem making money off porn.


If I don't have to pay for sex, why would I? That's the mystery to me...

All of them. Mostly from Thailand. Stay away.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Different tastes for different people, but...

It's not paying because of the sex... getting a girlfriend who likes to fuck regularly is easy (I have 3 non-exclusive girlfriends who all like to fuck right now - although they're all 100% straight goddammit :mad:). It's paying because of the convenience of having exactly what you want when you want it, without any delay or bullshit.

There's a reason why prostitution is the OLDEST profession in the world. It also seems to make 10+ billion yearly so I guess someone other than DWB uses whores regularly.

This thread derserves a little of my the all females are sluts theory

ALL "Repeat" ALFemales all sluts they are either personal or shared.......


Dirty white boy you should write a book on whores sounds like you have the knowledge to make an interesting read.

Just fat gits like me use whores. That is the only way I can pull ass. :thumbsup

One day if I make it to an old age... and am past the statute of limitations on some of the things I have done... I will write a book about my adventures. Got a lot of crazy shit to share.

In the meantime... they can read my blog for the PG stuff. :1orglaugh